A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
What does a gay horse eat?
Hysterical. I swear to god those are the best jokes ever told.
So, time for some actual information. I can be a laid back guy and am for the most part. There are things that will get very passionate about and it can be hard to talk me down. I'm a stereotypical "nice guy." I came to terms with that a long time ago. I am what I am. Thanks Popeye.
I may not support the leaders, but I support the sailors, Marines, soldiers, and airmen. If you don't, go away.
I am deathly afraid of snakes. Like, paralyzing fear. Satan's first form was a serpent. Does this not tell you anything?! Stupid devil spawn slithery pieces of crap.
I do my best to treat whomever I'm with the best I can. No one's perfect, but hey, I try.
P.S. Stitch is the greatest Disney character ever created. A close second is the dragon played by Eddie Murphy in Mulan. WHAT?!?! Didn't know a dude could watch Disney films, did ya? They're funny as hell!!!