Oh come on!!! That's funny!!! It was in Shrek 2! You have to laugh at that.
I graduated from Christopher Newport University in May 2003 with a degree in biology. For whatever reason, I am going through a "college Renaissance" of sorts. I'm not trying to reclaim my youth or having a quarter-life crisis or anything. I was just never one of those alumni who really embraced their alma mater. Yeah, well, screw that. Go Captains!
So, time for some actual information. I can be a laid back guy and am for the most part. There are things that will get very passionate about and it can be hard to talk me down. I'm a stereotypical "nice guy." I came to terms with that a long time ago. I am what I am. Thanks Popeye.
Here's some info inspired by someone I lost contact with. I am a proud Navy brat. Mom and Dad both retired as O6's. Anyone who has a problem with today's military has a problem with me. Our civilian leaders may have had their heads up their asses, but do NOT ever crap on a soldier, sailor, marine, or airman. You have the right to crap on them because of what they do. If you can't figure out that logic, then you need your head examined. This is NON-negotiable. I don't care how anti-war you are. I'm not interested if you haven't bought a serviceman/woman a beer at a bar, or more specifically, the thought has never crossed your mind.
I am deathly afraid of snakes. Like, paralyzing fear. Satan's first form was a serpent. Does this not tell you anything?! Stupid devil spawn slithery pieces of crap.
I do my best to treat whomever I'm with the best I can. No one's perfect, but hey, I try.
P.S. Stitch is the greatest Disney character ever created. A close second is the dragon played by Eddie Murphy in Mulan. WHAT?!?! Didn't know a dude could watch Disney films, did ya? They're funny as hell!!!