Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm left handed and can't operate a can opener.
Eggs are a liquid chicken.
I'm a bit of a creep to be honest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dominating Eastern Europe, one city at a time.
Looking for things that are aesthetically pleasing.
Red wine or gin.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
It's easier to explain what I'm not good at. This includes, but is
not limited to:
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: My cat likes to hide in boxes
TV: Curb your enthusiasm, Trailer park boys, Workaholics, American
Music: This literally changes on a weekly basis. As a general rule
I like anything signed by Kitsuné
Food: Japanese or Thai. Anything seafood
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have recently been informed fatchicksinpartyhats no longer exists
- I guess I'm pretty much dead?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That snakes are really just a tail with a face.
How adults that ride those kids scooters have something seriously
wrong with them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to make it in the rap game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time when I was young I spent a few hours with a friend digging
a really deep hole.
We then hid in a bush and watched a fat lady on a bike cycle into
I still maintain it was one of the funniest things I have ever
... I'm pretty sure this makes me a terrible person.
You should message me if
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You're more fun than two rats fighting in a wool sock.
Bonus points if you're tall and funny.
Probably mostly if you'd actually like to get to know me.
You can see a bit more of what I get up to on Instagram - mmmmmmeow
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