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Sparrow_x

28 London, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm left handed and can't operate a can opener.

Eggs are a liquid chicken.

Also this:
http://bettywhitefanfiction.tumblr.com/post/105028437929/hallease-ripopentheuniverse-paleosteno
What I’m doing with my life
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Dominating Eastern Europe, one city at a time.

Looking for things that are aesthetically pleasing.

Red wine or gin.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
It's easier to explain what I'm not good at. This includes, but is not limited to:

Being patient
Early mornings
Maths
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How tall I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: My cat likes to hide in boxes

TV: Curb your enthusiasm, Trailer park boys, Workaholics, American horror story

Music: Everything from Fleetwood Mac to Kitsuné. At the moment I really love Misun and The Kite String Tangle

Food: Japanese or Thai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coat hangers
McGyver
Fatchicksinpartyhats.com
Canals
Foxes
Gin

I have recently been informed fatchicksinpartyhats no longer exists - I guess I'm pretty much dead?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That snakes are really just a tail with a face.

How adults that ride those kids scooters have something seriously wrong with them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to make it in the rap game.

Yo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time when I was young I spent a few hours with a friend digging a really deep hole.
We then hid in a bush and watched a fat lady on a bike cycle into it.

I still maintain it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

... I'm pretty sure this makes me a terrible person.
You should message me if
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You're more fun than two rats fighting in a wool sock.

Bonus points if you're tall and funny.

Probably mostly if you'd actually like to get to know me.

You can see a bit more of what I get up to on Instagram - mmmmmmeow

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