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SpartanNoir

27 Bradenton, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just a gamer geek film buff who owns far too many books, but now that I've got your attention... you can assume that things are about to get a bit awkward! :D

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I'm very optimistic, and can be quiet or even shy in most scenarios - though perhaps "calculating" is a better description. I'm a true introvert, so I do prefer my solitude or at most being with close friends whom I actually care about. I can be very social, but it's just a bit outside my usual comfort zone.

Perhaps I can seem somewhat antagonistic at times, but I quite like the interaction of a deep conversation on complex subjects just as much as I enjoy the strategy of debate. Weighing too many variables in conversation makes for an odd habit - and sometimes a good bit of silence.

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Philosophically, I'm an existentialist and absurdist. I believe in determinism and love to study and explore variables in chaos and perception, whether or not that at all makes sense to anyone else. To an extent, I believe in Bohemian ideals, while being well grounded as a rationalist. Religiously speaking, I'd qualify as an agnostic atheist and I've probably spent too much of my life studying and debating religion. In politics, I'm certianly an anarchist in an idealistic sense, but realistically in today's world I'm more of a liberal democratic socialist.

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I do love being in nature. So, I enjoy hiking, cycling, geocaching, and, most of all, kayaking. I might make a good crazy mountain man, if I could give up technology...

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If you want my info for chatting or gaming, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living. Surviving. Working on thriving. My problem isn't that I don't know what to do with my life, but instead that I want to do everything and don't know where to start.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Aside from what I may have already mentioned...

Keeping calm!

Creating fictional worlds!

Lying, when needed!

Using too many different accents!

Long distance bullet delivery! Stealth assassinations! Multi-kills! Explosive surprises! (All in video games, of course.)

Strategy and problem solving! Give me something to fix, a bit of time, and I will find a solution. Some of my solutions may be absurd, but that's the fun of it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Shouldn't you be the judge of this one? It is pretty useless, after all, for you to know how other people supposedly respond to me when these people may be nothing like you. It's bad enough that we can easily paint an image of ourselves here in the best possible light, while leaving aspects as vague as needed to sell ourselves to others. I'm only as good of a judge as I need to be, and too biased in my own favor...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A work in progress...)

I have two large bookcases overflowing... so yeah, I like to read. The truth is that I don't have as much time to read as I wish I did and I'm easily distracted by everything else in the world. I'm really not a fast reader, yet I'll sometimes read multiple, large books a month. Other times though, it may take a month or two to finish a rather short book.

Some favorite authors: Chuck Palahniuk, Aldous Huxley, Neil Gaiman, George Orwell, Stephen King, Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, Friedrich Nietzsche, Carl Sagan, Bret Easton Ellis, Philip K Dick, Anne Rice, Steven Pinker, Jeffrey Eugenides...

Music - I'll listen to most anything, but I favor symphonic metal, folk, opera, dark wave, bossa nova, and trip hop.

Favorites: Emilie Autumn, Unwoman, Lana Del Rey, Iced Earth, Sad Robot, Cake, Ida Maria, Lorde, The Dollyrots, Metric, Rotten Apples, Band of Skulls, Lacuna Coil, The Glitch Mob, Nightwish, The Beatles, CéU, Tiamat, Morcheeba, UNKLE, Aina, The Postal Service, Daft Punk, Nico Vega, The Pretty Reckless, Feist, Billy Talent, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lindsey Stirling, Naio Ssaion, Florence + The Machine, The Swell Season, Rob Zombie, Belladonna, The Prodigy, Björk...

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Food - I've been a strict vegetarian for over 6 years now and it suits me quite well, so that cuts out a lot of possible food choices right there. I do it for many reasons; enough so that I'm unlikely to ever quit. It's even possible that I might attempt being fully vegan sometime, though unlikely... I love cheese. (-_-)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music has been my sanity on more than a few occasions in life. Lyrics can put into words the fractions of emotion I seem incapable of expressing, even just to myself. The other end of the spectrum has symphonies, arias, and operas bringing emotions to me that I would have never experienced.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. My future. Time travel. Becoming a super hero. Gods and monsters. Everything under the sun, and beyond it as well.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just guess. I'm likely busy. I am a human, after all. If I actually stuck to a schedule like this question would imagine me to, then I'd go completely insane. How 'bout you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a "go with the flow" type of guy, unless something really disagrees with me. I'm calm enough in annoying and frustrating situations to the point where people begin to get angry at me for it... and so, I act. I'm a good actor.
You should message me if
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...if you want to talk, obviously. Or if you're in need of a friend, I'm willing to be a stranger who cares - whether that makes sense to you or not. (I'm not sure if that's the psychologist in me coming out, or just the altruist.)

And, if these quotes work for you too:

"I want so badly to believe that 'there is truth, that love is real.'
And I want life in every word, to the extent that it's absurd."
- Clark Gable by The Postal Service

"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction."
- Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

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