My name is Nathan and I'm not very good at talking about myself.
Honestly, this feels like something better done by someone else,
not by me.
Regardless, I should put down *some* info. I grew up before my age, but remain young at heart. I'm a big kid in a lot of fun ways, but mature enough to know when is the right time for it. I enjoy almost any genre of movies, from action and sci-fi to comedy and romance, although I hate most modern romantic comedies because they're crass, crude, and disgusting and I don't find that kind of humor funny. I'll own up to being a hopeless romantic; one of my favorite romantic movies of all time is Return To Me. I also love Disney movies and lots of other kids' movies/tv shows. Wall-E and Despicable Me being two of my favorites. For music, my tastes run mostly to rock and metal and I mean *real* metal, not that unintelligible screamo crap. I hate rap and country music with few exceptions.
I'm an artist. I used to draw and was fairly good until I fell out of practice. Currently, my artistic side gets to work itself out painting models for my wargaming community. I also enjoy writing fiction when the mood strikes. I've been told it's quite good. I'm also a gamer, although not the kind that spends their every waking moment with their face glued to the screen. I dislike FPS (first-person shooter) games as a general rule, finding them all virtually the same game with different skins. I prefer RTS (real-time strategy) and RPG (roleplaying games), as they require greater depth of thought and generally have a decent plot. I also play Warhammer 40k, as before referenced with the models I paint, and love D&D nights with a group of friends, food, and drinks. Good times had by all.
I have a small handful of friends, but those among them are the closest and best friends a man could ask for and I like it that way. I've never been comfortable around huge crowds of people I don't know and prefer a tight-knit group, though not an exclusive one. One thing I'm good at is always making people laugh and making sure everyone is having a good time. Some people may laugh, especially if you're one of the "cool people", but one of my crowning achievements is that my friends often refer to me as a real-life paladin, which I think is cool. Translation, for those of you who aren't versed in geek/nerd, paladins were knights of the church, holy warriors and protectors of the innocent and the just, often wielding divine power. They could always be trusted, depended upon, noble, chivalrous, valiant and were fiercely loyal. I like to think I exhibit these traits myself and always try to, but I'm human, just like you, and I'm imperfect. Still, it's a cool thing to be called and silly as it may be, I strive to live as a paladin.
So that was quite a bit more than I thought I could come up with. Turns out I'm more verbose once I get on-topic. That's a bit about me. If you think I'm the type of man you're interested in, message me. I'm very easy to talk to and love meeting people. However, here's a brief list of reasons you should NOT contact me:
*If you smoke heavily and have no intention of ever quitting. Sorry, but it's unhealthy, expensive, it stinks, and makes you taste bad.
*If you are looking for a sugar daddy. I'm not interested in a materialistic woman who wants me to buy her lots of crap. I'll spoil you, but not if you demand it.
*If you have several children already. I'm not against dating someone with a child, maybe two, but I want my own.
*If you're three times my size. I don't mind a woman with curves, but people should still be able to see me if I stand behind you.
*If u like 2 talk lik dis cuz its faster 2 c n rite. If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", I'll say "no" because it's shorter than "yes."
*If you can't spell and don't know the difference between your, you're, there, their, and they're. Call me a grammar nazi all you want, you're the illiterate one.
*If you're offended by the fact that I have such a list. I'm not arrogant, but neither am I desperate. I have standards and preferences and I really don't think they're unreasonable.
So, if you've made through all that and are still reading, you're either laughing in amusement or intent on sending me hate mail. If the former, message me, we'll probably get along famously. If the latter, well, at least send along a picture of your accompanying rageface so I can get a good chuckle.
Regardless, I should put down *some* info. I grew up before my age, but remain young at heart. I'm a big kid in a lot of fun ways, but mature enough to know when is the right time for it. I enjoy almost any genre of movies, from action and sci-fi to comedy and romance, although I hate most modern romantic comedies because they're crass, crude, and disgusting and I don't find that kind of humor funny. I'll own up to being a hopeless romantic; one of my favorite romantic movies of all time is Return To Me. I also love Disney movies and lots of other kids' movies/tv shows. Wall-E and Despicable Me being two of my favorites. For music, my tastes run mostly to rock and metal and I mean *real* metal, not that unintelligible screamo crap. I hate rap and country music with few exceptions.
I'm an artist. I used to draw and was fairly good until I fell out of practice. Currently, my artistic side gets to work itself out painting models for my wargaming community. I also enjoy writing fiction when the mood strikes. I've been told it's quite good. I'm also a gamer, although not the kind that spends their every waking moment with their face glued to the screen. I dislike FPS (first-person shooter) games as a general rule, finding them all virtually the same game with different skins. I prefer RTS (real-time strategy) and RPG (roleplaying games), as they require greater depth of thought and generally have a decent plot. I also play Warhammer 40k, as before referenced with the models I paint, and love D&D nights with a group of friends, food, and drinks. Good times had by all.
I have a small handful of friends, but those among them are the closest and best friends a man could ask for and I like it that way. I've never been comfortable around huge crowds of people I don't know and prefer a tight-knit group, though not an exclusive one. One thing I'm good at is always making people laugh and making sure everyone is having a good time. Some people may laugh, especially if you're one of the "cool people", but one of my crowning achievements is that my friends often refer to me as a real-life paladin, which I think is cool. Translation, for those of you who aren't versed in geek/nerd, paladins were knights of the church, holy warriors and protectors of the innocent and the just, often wielding divine power. They could always be trusted, depended upon, noble, chivalrous, valiant and were fiercely loyal. I like to think I exhibit these traits myself and always try to, but I'm human, just like you, and I'm imperfect. Still, it's a cool thing to be called and silly as it may be, I strive to live as a paladin.
So that was quite a bit more than I thought I could come up with. Turns out I'm more verbose once I get on-topic. That's a bit about me. If you think I'm the type of man you're interested in, message me. I'm very easy to talk to and love meeting people. However, here's a brief list of reasons you should NOT contact me:
*If you smoke heavily and have no intention of ever quitting. Sorry, but it's unhealthy, expensive, it stinks, and makes you taste bad.
*If you are looking for a sugar daddy. I'm not interested in a materialistic woman who wants me to buy her lots of crap. I'll spoil you, but not if you demand it.
*If you have several children already. I'm not against dating someone with a child, maybe two, but I want my own.
*If you're three times my size. I don't mind a woman with curves, but people should still be able to see me if I stand behind you.
*If u like 2 talk lik dis cuz its faster 2 c n rite. If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", I'll say "no" because it's shorter than "yes."
*If you can't spell and don't know the difference between your, you're, there, their, and they're. Call me a grammar nazi all you want, you're the illiterate one.
*If you're offended by the fact that I have such a list. I'm not arrogant, but neither am I desperate. I have standards and preferences and I really don't think they're unreasonable.
So, if you've made through all that and are still reading, you're either laughing in amusement or intent on sending me hate mail. If the former, message me, we'll probably get along famously. If the latter, well, at least send along a picture of your accompanying rageface so I can get a good chuckle.
