Oh God, you should have seen this one hot chick. She was totally Italian... or maybe some kinda Spanish.
[You may now resume your regular internal narration. Or maybe switch to Will Arnett.]
I am animated, passionate, and prone to occasionally bursting into song. I suppose this description makes me sound a bit like a Disney princess, but I guess that's fitting, since I'm often told that's what my singing voice sounds like and I do use it to coerce woodland critters into doing my housework. In all seriousness though, if Disney created an animated feature starring a sarcastic yet (sometimes painfully) optimistic woman who's an unapologetic nerd about literature, theater, beer, and most scifi/fantasy-related things; who is fiercely compassionate and loving but who does not bullshit nor take shit from anyone; who is as playful and goofy as she is grounded; and who is at once a dreamer and a realist, that would more or less be the story of my life. And the music would have to be done by the Menken/Ashman team, none of that Frozen crap.
As much as this may imply that I'm a very girly girl (and I am, certainly), I am nobody's damsel in distress. I regularly lift heavy things, open impossible-to-open jars, and fix things when they break. I am very much an independent person who enjoys the company of others who augment my life in some way.
I said I wasn't going to turn into a bike person and then I got a bike... and now I can't really stand to be without it. No, it's not a road bike, but it's the cutest bike in the world and it suits me just fine. Unless you're one of those guys who dresses head to toe in spandex, I can probably keep up with you. *update* Then someone stole my cutest bike in the world and I went on a rampage. Eventually I got a new bike (not as cute, but functional), then had a bit of an accident and broke both bones in my right forearm. I'm a cyborg now. However, someone also stole that bike, but as fate would have it, I managed to find another version of my first bike, so I once again have the cutest bike in the world... and am still a cyborg.
Some fun facts about me: I have no middle name, although for some reason my credit card statement likes to give me the middle initial "L." I was born with the hiccups. Elaine Stritch is my spirit animal.
Oh, and I'm ESFP, if that's important to you, though honestly I have to look up what the hell it even means every few months or so. Apparently in the Harry Potter universe it makes me the Weasley twins and in the Doctor Who universe it makes me Captain Jack. I'm very fine with this.
Full disclosure, I was really tempted to delete all of the above and just put "I am Sancho," in this space.