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23 M Jessup, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:16pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is where I make a comical reference to a tv show or something in order to draw in attention to the rest of this.

Basically a combination of pretentious film snob and nerd. Despite this I end up being annoyed by most hipsters and geeks. So living in that awkward middle ground.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated from UMBC in Interdisciplinary Studies. Specialty was a blend of film, history, and culture. Current goal is to maybe hit up grad school and try to teach at a college level some day. But if something else pops up along the way, I'll roll with it.

I'm god damn pretentious about movies.

I unicycle, when weather permits.

I have some pretty nerdy interests here n there. Blah blah video games, comics, over priced card games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe the facial hair. I occasionally look like a hobo/lumberjack/Rasputin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently reading Infinite Jest.

Currently watching Kurosawa or Lars von Tier probably.

Currently listening to a lot of Bjork.

This section used to be crazy long. If you're really interested in my top picks ask.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You can learn to get by without most things.


David Cronenberg.

David Lynch.

I guess just surrealist directors named David.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people are so easily offended these days. Especially when it comes to media.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mostly working, out with friends, or at home. I'm not an exciting guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like people's knees.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Nothing I say here will stop you, since no one reads this far.

I'm not sure what I'm even looking for on here. Does anyone?

I guess if you enjoy movies about killing yourself and have heard of the band Mr. Bungle.