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24 Jessup, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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This is where I make a comical reference to a tv show or something in order to draw in attention to the rest of this.

Basically a combination of obnoxious film snob and nerd. Despite this I end up being annoyed by most hipsters and geeks. So living in that awkward middle ground.

It still strikes me as odd that this profile is essentially an advertisement for myself. I think I need a better marketing team.

A lot less motivated to be on here recently, so if you want my attention you'll need something more clever than "hey" or "hey :-)".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated from UMBC in Interdisciplinary Studies. Specialty was a blend of film, history, and culture. Current goal is to maybe hit up grad school and try to teach at a college level some day. But if something else pops up along the way, I'll roll with it.

I'm god damn pretentious about movies.

I unicycle, when weather permits.

I have some pretty nerdy interests here n there. Blah blah video games, comics, over priced card games.

Right now I work at Powergamer, a hole in the wall retro game store in Glen Burnie. So I've learned to hate those who self identify as "gamers."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Not sleeping. I'm usually awake at absurd hours of the night.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe the facial hair. I occasionally look like a hobo/lumberjack/Rasputin. I even got mistaken for an old man once.

Apparently I'm funny. But I think my humor is mostly uninspired and referential, so I don't see it.

I guess I smell nice, according to random strangers in line.

Old people keep telling me I have a voice for radio or something.

Probably that I'm pretty damn boring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently reading Infinite Jest.

Currently watching Kurosawa or Lars von Tier probably.

My tastes in film usually swing from relentlessly depressing to explosively violent.

I'm pretty big on horror. Did my senior project on it.

Currently listening to a lot of Bjork.

This section used to be crazy long. If you're really interested in my top picks ask.

On other profiles this is typically where I scroll down to; to judge people on their film choices.

If Tim Burton is your favorite director I'll probably find it near impossible to respect you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You can learn to get by without most things. But heres a few that are nice to have around:


David Cronenberg.

David Lynch.

I guess just surrealist directors named David.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people are so easily offended these days. Especially when it comes to media.

How over used zombies are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights are my night off so I go beat grown men in a children's card game. Or if that fails, get drunk and watch something cheery like The Human Condition.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like people's knees.

Don't really know or care much about sports.

Sometimes I just find it hard to like the human race as a whole. The irony of joining a site to find dates is not lost on me.

I'm not really an out doors kind of guy. There's like bears out there man.

Real talk can't stand summer weather. I roll with winter/fall.
You should message me if
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Nothing I say here will stop you, since no one reads this far.

I'm not sure what I'm even looking for on here. Does anyone?

If you want to watch Dead Ringers some time.

I suppose the concept of meeting a cute, and equally misanthropic, person who can switch from talking about Takashi Mike to Bergman to Majora's Mask is quite an appealing pipe dream. Someone to like chill with for an extended period of time I guess, until we potentially get salty towards each other and part ways. Seems like that'd be cool I guess.

Admittedly I'm pretty bored lately, so I suppose I'm just trying to find people to get out and chat about random shit with over some form of beverages.

So if you live super far away or something, probably not going to work out.

I guess if you enjoy movies about killing yourself and have heard of the band Mr. Bungle.