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24 Jessup, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to basically have an essay on here, so in the middle of trimming things down. Since no one really read the whole thing anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now in that post grad haze of trying to figure out what to do next. I studied film at UMBC.

So currently doing retail at Powergamer, a small retro game shop in Glen Burnie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Magnets
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book wise anything by Vonnegut, Hunter, Grant Morrison, etc. It varies a lot. Currently reading Infinite Jest.

Film wise I have a broad range. I'm super pretentious about it, so I usually scroll down to this section on profiles to judge people.

Just so I have a few titles listed: Blue Velvet, Dancer in the Dark, Brazil, and Throne of Blood.

Also a huge sucker for old school horror.

As far as music, I guess stuff like Bowie, Bjork, and Bad Seeds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't think of any core essentials. Diet coke, Cronenberg, cats, money, sex, or that old book smell?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Film.

Sound track for the current situation.

Card games about wizards and flowers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Its my night off so usually either dumb nerd stuff with friends or curling up with the cat and booze to watch 80's body horror.
You should message me if
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if you're totally rad.