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23 M Jessup, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:34pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
This is where I make a comical reference to a tv show in order to draw in attention to the rest of this.
What I’m doing with my life
I just graduated from UMBC in Interdisciplinary Studies. Specialty was a blend of film, history, and culture. Current goal is to hit up grad school and try to teach at a college level some day. But if something else pops up along the way, I'll roll with it.

At the moment I have two jobs. One is a mediocre minimum wage deal. The other is a hourly editing gig on campus.

I spend a lot of time watching and reading about films. Senior project in school was on horror, but that's not my sole genre of interest.
I'm god damn pretentious about movies.

I unicycle, when weather permits.

I have some pretty nerdy interests here n' there.
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe the facial hair. I occasionally look like a hobo/lumberjack/Rasputin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently reading Infinite Jest.

Currently watching eXistenz.

Currently listening to...well uh the eXistenz sound track. But I had Demon Days on in the car earlier.

This section used to be crazy long. If you're really interested in my top picks ask. Most never did, even when I had a page worth on here.

Despite being a condescending film snob, I also have a giant soft spot for campy/terrible movies. I could easily go from watching La Haine into Troll 2, over the course of the evening.
The six things I could never do without
You can learn to get by without most things.


David Cronenberg.

David Lynch.

I guess just surrealist directors named David.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people are so easily offended these days. Especially when it comes to media.
On a typical Friday night I am
Mostly working, out with friends, or at home. I'm not an exciting guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like people's knees.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Nothing I say here will stop you, since no one reads this far.

I'm not sure what I'm even looking for on here. Does anyone?

I guess if you enjoy movies about killing yourself and have heard of the band Mr. Bungle.