But you're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back.
The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
You're not helping! Why is that?
Now. Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
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You should message me if you've had a night like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg
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Now that I've weeded out the squeamish, let's continue.
I'm a terrible human being looking for other terrible human beings to be grumpy and cynical with.