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Spauldo81

34 Wyoming, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:26am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have." -Roger Rabbit

About me? I am genuine, caring and loving to those I hold dear. I am passionate about the people and things I love and will fight for them. I am one of the kindest people you'll ever meet, and I can usually prove this within the first 5 minutes of meeting you. I love to laugh and mine is infectious, so make sure you've gotten your silly-shots before meeting me.

I hope to find someone who shares my similar interests. I'm a bit of a geek; comics, movies, video games, horror (zombies!), cartoons (The Simpsons!), etc. I enjoy that kindof stuff. I guess a kid at heart is a good way to describe me.

I have a BS in film and video production, and I take work when I can, but to pay the bills I'm a non-certified teacher in special education, and I love it! My classroom is high school SXI, and working with my students is the most fun I've had in awhile, even on the bad days. Their personalities are so addicting and their smiles are the most beautiful things in the world. I dare you to prove me wrong. I also provide respite care to some very nice, and very cool, guys. Needless to say, I'm a busy guy.

I prefer to keep to myself at first and then open up the more comfortable I am around a new person. I prefer to avoid large crowds as I am a fairly anxious fella, however, I do know how to have a good time, and appreciate the company I'm with. I am slowly building my confidence up to a comfortable level, and am always working out my kinks.

I am a passionate and romantic goofball.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having fun when I can get it, enjoying my jobs, wishing I had more time, looking for someone to smile back at me, looking for the perfect scalp massage, looking for heavy conversations and light mischief, hunting for the happiness I deserve, and most importantly, hunting for the lost gold of George Washington.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, video games, being a decent human being, doing sit-ups, doing voices, making up songs, spouting off useless facts and random quotes, and making ladies wet down there. Let me clarify, by "down there" I'm obviously referring to their eyes since most women's eye-level is lower than mine, and the reason they're wet is due to the joyous tears from laughter I caused with my weird and witty personality. See I can explain jokes too. Oh wait, that ruins the joke! What have I done?!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I resemble a werewolf. At least that's what most of the students I used to substitute teach for thought. It got to the point were they would call me Mr. Wolf because they couldn't pronounce my last name haha!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mostly of the graphic persuasion, The Crow, The Preacher, World War Z, Battle Royale, Books of Blood, Mankind: Have a Nice Day, Hunter S. Thompson, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Clive Barker, Chuck Palahnuik, Cormac McCarthy, Robert Kirkman, Garth Ennis.

Movies: Memento, Donnie Darko, Halloween, Evil Dead, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, The Shining, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Shows: The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers Upright Citizens Brigade, Trailer Park Boys, Breaking Bad, The Venture Bros., Hellsing, Samurai Champloo, pro-wrestling!!!, Phelous, Obscurus Lupa, Pewdiepie

Music: Tool, Puscifer, NIN, TV on the Radio, Josh Homme, The Rolling Stones, The Kills, The Raveonettes, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Combichrist, Korn, Static-X, KMFDM, Massive Attack; the song "Electric Love" from Bob's Burgers is one of the greatest songs of this century, thought you should know

Food: hamburgers (I make one of the best you'll ever eat), burritos/tacos, Chinese, pizza, Alfredo, chicken wraps, and I am slowly perfecting the common salad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Jay
2. Friends/Family
3. Head rubs and back massages
4. The Simpsons
5. Working out
6. Left 4 Dead

oh... and food, air, water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jay.

Why some people never smile in their photos? Is it because no one has ever told them to "cheese?"

Why people who believe in angels don't also believe in zombies?

Why creepypastas freak me out so much?

What are souls made out of? Are they a gas or a liquid?

If vodka companies are in cahoots with manufacturers of insulin? I mean, come on, sugar cookie and caramel flavored vodkas! Yeah, I'm sure they're not marketing to kids ;)

Why do I use old-timey speak, like cahoots?

WET, HOT, DRIPPING SEX!! Now that I have your attention... GENITALS!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with Seth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Batman, but don't tell Bruce Wayne. I still owe that dickhead $50!
You should message me if
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You want someone to share your smile with on a quiet Sunday.

Trust me, I know my situation is not ideal; for many reasons. I have a girlfriend who I love and my jobs can be demanding, but I am serious about dedicating my time and attention to someone equally passionate. Honestly, I don't expect many women to want what I'm willing to offer, but please know that I am not looking for booty-calls. I want to explore my happiness and find someone who wants to fight for me and with me; side by side.

I'm usually on here answering the questions, so if all you want to do is chat, then say, "hi, I'm (insert name)." That's usually a good place to start. Also, if you want to exchange answers to all the questions. I have a feeling I aced it.