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Spauldo81

33 M Wyoming, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have." -Roger Rabbit

About me? I hope to find someone who shares my similar interests. I'm a bit of a dork, but also one of the kindest people you'll ever meet. I am a geek; comics, movies, video games, horror (zombies!), cartoons (The Simpsons!), etc. I enjoy that kindof stuff. I guess a kid at heart is a good way to describe me.

I have a BS in film and video production, and I take work when I can, but to pay the bills I'm a non-certified teacher in special education, and I love it! My classroom is high school SCI, and working with my students is the most fun I've had in awhile, even on the bad days. Their personalities are so addicting

My quirks are many, but harmless, and I tend to be a pretty anxious fella. I prefer to keep to myself, and avoid large crowds; that's how mobs begin! However, I do know how to have a good time, and appreciate the company I'm with. I'm a goofball with a heart of gold. Man, that sounded lame, oh well, can't untype it now!
What I’m doing with my life
Having fun when I can get it, enjoying my job, looking for my cutiepie who knows how to work a good head massage. I'm not being euphemistic, I really enjoy scalp massages. Fastest way to my heart ladies ;)
I’m really good at
Listening, video games, being a decent human being, doing sit-ups, doing voices, making up songs, spouting off useless facts and random quotes, and making ladies wet down there. Let me clarify, by "down there" I'm obviously referring to their eyes since most women's eye-level is lower than mine, and the reason they're wet is due to the joyous tears from laughter I caused with my weird and witty personality. See I can explain jokes too. Oh wait, that ruins the joke! What have I done?!
The first things people usually notice about me
I resemble a werewolf. At least that's what most of the students I used to substitute teach for thought. It got to the point were they would call me Mr. Wolf because they couldn't say my last name haha!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mostly of the graphic persuasion, The Crow, The Preacher, World War Z, Battle Royale, Books of Blood, Mankind: Have a Nice Day, Hunter S. Thompson, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Clive Barker, Chuck Palahnuik, Cormac McCarthy, Robert Kirkman, Garth Ennis.

Movies: Memento, Donnie Darko, Halloween, Evil Dead, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, The Shining, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Shows: The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers Upright Citizens Brigade, Trailer Park Boys, Breaking Bad, The Venture Bros., Hellsing, Samurai Champloo, pro-wrestling!!!, Phelous, Obscurus Lupa, Pewdiepie

Music: Tool, Puscifer, NIN, TV on the Radio, Josh Homme, The Rolling Stones, The Kills, The Raveonettes, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Combichrist, Korn, Static-X, KMFDM, Massive Attack; the song "Electric Love" from Bob's Burgers is one of the greatest songs of this century, thought you should know

Food: hamburgers (I make one of the best you'll ever eat), burritos/tacos, Chinese, pizza, Alfredo, chicken wraps, and I am slowly perfecting the common salad.
The six things I could never do without
1. The Simpsons
2. Friends/Family
3. Head rubs and back massages
4. Internet
5. Working out
6. Left 4 Dead

oh... and food, air, water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
WET, HOT, DRIPPING SEX!! Now that I have your attention... GENITALS!!!

Why people who believe in angels don't also believe in zombies?

Why creepypastas freak me out so much?

What are souls made out of? Are they a gas or a liquid?

If vodka companies are in cahoots with manufacturers of insulin? I mean, come on, sugar cookie and caramel flavored vodkas! Yeah, I'm sure they're not marketing to kids ;)

Also, why do I use old-timey speak, like cahoots?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working out, drinking, playing video games, hanging out with friends, doing "mad" scientist things...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm Batman, but don't tell Bruce Wayne. I still owe that dickhead $50!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're a nice, intelligent, sweet, honest, good humored, dark haired, tattooed, video game loving, pro-wrestling geek girl, who can bring out the best in me. Someone who doesn't put up with my nonsense, but embraces it. Someone who wants to make a new friend to see where our nights take us, or discuss the chaos that is life. That's not too much to ask for. Is it?