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SpawnOfGrimace

25 M Little Neck, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Right now I'm a musician/songwriter, guitar teacher and office wretch. Lover of nature, animals and desolate places.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm In the Queens college bio program, seeing if I can make it in academia. I'm also in the process of getting my first real band/music project together. Feels awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Writing music
-Wearing purple things.
-Writing stories
-Hating on Ayn Rand
-Navigating: I have a built in map.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my head is spikey and I'm little and skinny... I'm 5'5, or 5'4 and three quarters to be scientific about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll forgive anyone for not reading my lists. I've probably only glanced through yours.

Books: The Time Machine, War of the Worlds, The Hitchhiker's Guide, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, The Lord of the Rings series, Johnny got his gun, The Cthulhu Mythos, The Ancestor's Tale, The God Delusion, The Selfish Gene, anything by Edgar Allan Poe, anything science/biology related. I'm sorry OkCupid people, I don't have a favorite obscure Russian author and I don't care about yours.

Favorite Music: Silversun Pickups, Opeth, Machine Head, Richie Havens, Simon and Garfunkel, Death, R.A. the Rugged Man, Immortal Technique, Woods of Ypress, Kansas, Old Metallica, Meshuggah, Radiohead, Dethklok, System of a Down, Bach and so on and so forth. I'm eclectic.

Movies: Clerks, Alien, Trading Places, The Silence of the Lambs, Sicko, March of the Penguins, The Dark Knight series, Watchmen, The Road, Dinner for Schmucks, Step Brothers, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, O Brother Where Art Thou, Superbad, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Bowfinger.

Shows: Rick and Morty, Childrens Hospital, King of the Hill, Doctor G, Bob's Burgers, Check it out with Doctor Steve Brule, NOVA, Tom goes to the Mayor, Breaking Bad, South Park, Invader Zim
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My legs: I walk a whole lot
-My guitar
-Pen and paper
-A good science book
-A cuddly animal
-That list of your favorite obscure Russian authors. You're so interesting and deep, you and the other several million identical OkCupid profiles really get me thinking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The first fish who crawled up on land. In retrospect I think if he could see me standing there on the beach as the end result of his evolutionary struggles he would turn back around and reevaluate his priorities.

Also I think a lot about the astrological sign section of the MY DETAILS section. There's an option for Taurus, Sagittarius, etc. but I want there to be an option for "When I was born the stars were aligned in such a way that I came out skeptical of groundless pseudo-scientific claims."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably practicing guitar, writing music, hanging out with friends or playing Dungeons and Dragons.

There is also a small chance that I'm watching Ancient Aliens, because people are stupid and I find it hilarious.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What dirty, terrible private secrets could I possibly have? I am as innocent as a baby autumn squash covered in morning dew.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are either dominant or you have a dominant side you want to explore. I prefer women who I can spoil, massage and exalt.

You're a person with something to say.

You dislike superstition and religion as much as I do.

You share my pet peeves, especially my dislike for the words/phrases "Nerd", "Zombie apocalypse" and "Down to earth".

You love animals.