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SpawnOfGrimace

26 Little Neck, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Professionally I'm a process Server. This means I travel around all day delivering legal documents. (If you've ever been sued, you're welcome) Far more importantly to me, I'm a musician. This is the habit around which my entire life is based. Between my work and my passion I lead a cloistered existence: Working and practicing alone and playing with the same people. That's why I'm here, too constantly busy to meet very many people in the real world.

I feel like a weird alien on OkCupid. I don't fit in here, and I wouldn't want to. I don't have a favorite indie band, I think instagram is for attention whores and I prefer helping others and exploring the woods to obsessing over computer distractions, pop culture and petty bullshit. Still, I have this quaint little daydream in which I meet someone special to enjoy a few moments with before the ice caps melt and the trade deal is passed and human civilization enters its' last painful gasps.

Also, I want my obituary to read: He is survived by his bloated corpse.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and playing music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Instruments, composing music, engineering insults and walking tirelessly for hours.

Also staying away from trends. I've never had a twitter account.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Edgar Allan Poe, The Time Machine, War of the Worlds, The Hitchhiker's Guide, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, The Lord of the Rings series, Johnny got his gun, The Coming Anarchy, The Coming Plague, The Cthulhu Mythos, The Ancestor's Tale, The God Delusion, The Selfish Gene, McTeague, Parallel Worlds, anything science/biology related.

Favorite Music: Silversun Pickups, Opeth, Paradise Lost, My Dying Bride, Machine Head, Richie Havens, Simon and Garfunkel, Death, R.A. the Rugged Man, Immortal Technique, Woods of Ypress, Kansas, Old Metallica, Meshuggah, Radiohead, Dethklok, System of a Down, Bach, Rapture and so on and so forth. I'm eclectic.

Movies: The Road, Clerks, Alien, Trading Places, The Silence of the Lambs, Sicko, March of the Penguins, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Dark Knight series, Watchmen, The Road, Dinner for Schmucks, Step Brothers, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, O Brother Where Art Thou, Superbad, Awakenings, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Bowfinger.

Shows: Rick and Morty, Childrens Hospital, King of the Hill, Doctor G, Bob's Burgers, Check it out with Doctor Steve Brule, NOVA, Tom goes to the Mayor, Breaking Bad, South Park, Invader Zim, Cosmos (old and new)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My bass
-Noam Chomsky
-Bernie Sanders
-Pen and paper
-Weird 4/8/10/12/20 sided dice
-An animal to snuggle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Silly gender stereotypes: Women who obsess over shopping, men who need to date someone smaller than themselves, people who spend their lives trying to live up to bullshit standards of femininity/masculinity.

Also I think a lot about the astrological sign part of the My Details section. There's an option for Taurus, Sagittarius, etc. but I want there to be an option for "When I was born the stars were aligned in such a way that I came out skeptical of groundless pseudo-scientific claims."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recording!
You should message me if
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If any of the following describes you.

-You love animals.
-You believe in evolution
-You're a nonconformist
-You can laugh at anything
-You're nice
-You feel like an outsider