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SpawnOfGrimace

25 Little Neck, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Process server (If you don't know what that is think Pineapple Express). Musician by night. Both are awesome.

Likes: Dark/offensive humor, heavy metal, kindness, egalitarian politics, sloths

Dislikes: Political correctness, hipsters, Brooklyn, pseudoscience, religion
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling far and wide to let people know they're being sued (usually Manhattan). Also playing a lot of metal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Instruments, insults and walking tirelessly for hours.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Time Machine, War of the Worlds, The Hitchhiker's Guide, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, The Lord of the Rings series, Johnny got his gun, The Coming Anarchy, The Coming Plague, The Cthulhu Mythos, The Ancestor's Tale, The God Delusion, The Selfish Gene, McTeague, Parallel Worlds, anything by Edgar Allan Poe, anything science/biology related.

Favorite Music: Silversun Pickups, Opeth, Machine Head, Richie Havens, Simon and Garfunkel, Death, R.A. the Rugged Man, Immortal Technique, Woods of Ypress, Kansas, Old Metallica, Meshuggah, Radiohead, Dethklok, System of a Down, Bach, Rapture and so on and so forth. I'm eclectic.

Movies: The Road, Clerks, Alien, Trading Places, The Silence of the Lambs, Sicko, March of the Penguins, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Dark Knight series, Watchmen, The Road, Dinner for Schmucks, Step Brothers, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, O Brother Where Art Thou, Superbad, Awakenings, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Bowfinger.

Shows: Rick and Morty, Childrens Hospital, King of the Hill, Doctor G, Bob's Burgers, Check it out with Doctor Steve Brule, NOVA, Tom goes to the Mayor, Breaking Bad, South Park, Invader Zim, Cosmos (old and new)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The anthropocene.

Also I think a lot about the astrological sign part of the My Details section. There's an option for Taurus, Sagittarius, etc. but I want there to be an option for "When I was born the stars were aligned in such a way that I came out skeptical of groundless pseudo-scientific claims."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing music.
You should message me if
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If any of the following describes you.

-You love animals.
-You believe in evolution
.-Conformity makes you sick
-You can laugh at anything