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25 M Little Neck, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:49am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
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My self-summary
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I want to start off with a disclaimer: I don't quite fit in here because I'm not from Brooklyn or Astoria and I'm literally the least cool/trendy person who has ever lived.

Right now I'm a musician/songwriter, guitar teacher and office wretch. Lover of nature, animals and desolate places.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to college/working/playing with a few bands. Trying to make it in music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Wearing purple things.
-Writing stories
-Hating on Ayn Rand
-Navigating: I have a built in map.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my head is spikey and I'm little and skinny... 5'4 and three quarters!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Time Machine, War of the Worlds, The Hitchhiker's Guide, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, The Lord of the Rings series, Johnny got his gun, The Cthulhu Mythos, The Ancestor's Tale, The God Delusion, The Selfish Gene, anything by Edgar Allan Poe, anything science/biology related.

Favorite Music: Silversun Pickups, Opeth, Machine Head, Richie Havens, Simon and Garfunkel, Death, R.A. the Rugged Man, Immortal Technique, Woods of Ypress, Kansas, Old Metallica, Meshuggah, Radiohead, Dethklok, System of a Down, Bach and so on and so forth. I'm eclectic.

Movies: Clerks, Alien, Trading Places, The Silence of the Lambs, Sicko, March of the Penguins, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Dark Knight series, Watchmen, The Road, Dinner for Schmucks, Step Brothers, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, O Brother Where Art Thou, Superbad, Awakenings, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Bowfinger.

Shows: Rick and Morty, Childrens Hospital, King of the Hill, Doctor G, Bob's Burgers, Check it out with Doctor Steve Brule, NOVA, Tom goes to the Mayor, Breaking Bad, South Park, Invader Zim, Cosmos (old and new)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My bass
-My guitar
-Pen and paper
-A good science book
-A cuddly animal
-That list of your favorite obscure Russian authors. You're so interesting and deep, you and the other several million identical OkCupid profiles really get me thinking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The first fish who crawled up on land. In retrospect I think if he could see me standing there on the beach as the end result of his evolutionary struggles he would turn back around and reevaluate his priorities.

Also I think a lot about the astrological sign section of the MY DETAILS section. There's an option for Taurus, Sagittarius, etc. but I want there to be an option for "When I was born the stars were aligned in such a way that I came out skeptical of groundless pseudo-scientific claims."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably practicing practicing/ writing music, hanging out with friends or playing Dungeons and Dragons.

There is also a small chance that I'm watching Ancient Aliens, because people are stupid and I find it hilarious.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I heard Fancy by Iggy Azaelea I stopped caring about my fellow man.
You should message me if
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You love animals. You are either dominant or you have a dominant side you want to explore.