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SpawnOfGrimace

26 Little Neck, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a professional process server. I'm also an extremely dedicated musician, Bernie Sanders supporter and animal lover. I play bass and I'm in the middle of recording my first album. I have a dual nature which makes me very gentle and a bit morbid at the same time.

Two things about me: I'm not looking for hook ups or one night stands and I identify as submissive so if you're dominant that's a huge plus.

If any of you find me dead please tell the newspaper people that I want my obituary to read "He is survived by his bloated corpse."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ghouls/Magnets (look it up)

Also I'm getting established in my field and independent while cramming in as many hours of instrument practice as possible. One day I want to go on tour, have an adventure, lie on the grass and look at the stars in some unfamiliar place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Instruments, composing music, Writing terrible stories, assuming the fetal position
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Big ass list. Do not read.

Books: Anything by Edgar Allan Poe, The Time Machine, War of the
Worlds, The Hitchhiker's Guide, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, The Lord of the Rings series, Johnny got his gun, The Coming Anarchy, The Coming Plague, The Cthulhu Mythos, The Ancestor's Tale, The God Delusion, The Selfish Gene, McTeague, Parallel Worlds, anything science/biology related.

Favorite Music: Silversun Pickups, Opeth, Paradise Lost, My Dying Bride, Machine Head, Richie Havens, Simon and Garfunkel, Death, R.A. the Rugged Man, Immortal Technique, Woods of Ypress, Kansas, Old Metallica, Meshuggah, Radiohead, Dethklok, System of a Down, Bach, Rapture and so on and so forth.

Movies: The Road, Clerks, Alien, Trading Places, The Silence of the Lambs, Sicko, March of the Penguins, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Dark Knight series, Watchmen, The Road, Dinner for Schmucks, Step Brothers, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, O Brother Where Art Thou, Superbad, Awakenings, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Bowfinger.

Shows: Rick and Morty, Childrens Hospital, King of the Hill, Doctor G, Bob's Burgers, Check it out with Doctor Steve Brule, NOVA, Tom goes to the Mayor, Breaking Bad, South Park, Invader Zim, Cosmos (old and new)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Instruments
Metal
Nerdy ass games with a lot of dice
The outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about the astrological sign part of the My Details section. There's an option for Taurus, Sagittarius, etc. but I want there to be an option for "When I was born the stars were aligned in such a way that I came out skeptical of groundless pseudo-scientific claims."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recording
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You believe in evolution
-You're a nonconformist
-You're into D/s
-You can laugh at anything
-You like animals
-You want to watch The Road with me
-You feel like an outsider
-You also support Bernie Sanders
-You want to buy matching coffins with me