I'm a twenty four year old guitar teacher, call center peasant and perpetual student. My greatest passion in life is for creativity. If I couldn't write stories or music I'd rather be dead.
Despite being a pretty nice dude, I have zero patience for stupid people: They are pretty much animals that aren't fun to pet.
When someone is having a bad day I'm awesome at making the bad vibes go away with a nice massage and an anecdote about a sloth. I'm a bit of a weenie so if you're looking for some "alpha male" archetype, I advise you to leave before I release the bees.