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SpawnOfGrimace

25 Little Neck, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a dude who very hard at becoming a better musician and wants to tour the country with my grunge/metal band. Apparently this is what the OkCupid personality section describes as being "Less Ambitious". I'm also really into the environment, cute animals and progressive causes. This is what OkCupid describes as "Less Compassionate". Get your shit together, internet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to college/working/playing with my band. I'm in the process of getting a license for an obscure job in the legal sector you may never have heard of.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Songwriting
-Writing awkward stories
-Hating on Ayn Rand
-Navigating: I have a built in map.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my head is spikey and I'm little and skinny
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Time Machine, War of the Worlds, The Hitchhiker's Guide, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, The Lord of the Rings series, Johnny got his gun, The Coming Anarchy, The Coming Plague, The Cthulhu Mythos, The Ancestor's Tale, The God Delusion, The Selfish Gene, McTeague, Parallel Worlds, anything by Edgar Allan Poe, anything science/biology related.

Favorite Music: Silversun Pickups, Opeth, Machine Head, Richie Havens, Simon and Garfunkel, Death, R.A. the Rugged Man, Immortal Technique, Woods of Ypress, Kansas, Old Metallica, Meshuggah, Radiohead, Dethklok, System of a Down, Bach, Rapture and so on and so forth. I'm eclectic.

Movies: Clerks, Alien, Trading Places, The Silence of the Lambs, Sicko, March of the Penguins, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Dark Knight series, Watchmen, The Road, Dinner for Schmucks, Step Brothers, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, O Brother Where Art Thou, Superbad, Awakenings, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Bowfinger.

Shows: Rick and Morty, Childrens Hospital, King of the Hill, Doctor G, Bob's Burgers, Check it out with Doctor Steve Brule, NOVA, Tom goes to the Mayor, Breaking Bad, South Park, Invader Zim, Cosmos (old and new)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My bass
-My guitar
-Pen and paper
-A good science book
-A cuddly animal
-That list of your favorite obscure Russian authors. You're so interesting and deep, you and the other several million identical OkCupid profiles really get me thinking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The first fish who crawled up on land. In retrospect I think if he could see me standing there on the beach as the end result of his evolutionary struggles he would turn back around and reevaluate his priorities.

Also I think a lot about the astrological sign part of the MY DETAILS section. There's an option for Taurus, Sagittarius, etc. but I want there to be an option for "When I was born the stars were aligned in such a way that I came out skeptical of groundless pseudo-scientific claims."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing music, either in the city or upstate or out of state.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love animals. You are either dominant or you have a dominant side you want to explore.

You should NOT message me if you describe yourself as "normal" or "just your average girl"