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Spazzington

31 Mountlake Terrace, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hi peoples, how's life? So, my names Sean. This is where I tell you everything about me and try to make myself look a wonderful possible mate and all that yes? I'll pass on the novel writing actually. Instead, a few words. Pool. Scifi. Animals. Darts. From Missouri. I'm starting school soon. Lots of free time. Finished!

P.s. I lost a little weight and buzzed my head, also went full beard. Pictures will follow once I stop dodging cameras, because dodging cameras is fun.

P.p.s. Since the question keeps coming up, the answer is yes, I am 420 friendly.
What I’m doing with my life
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Wondering why I couldn't get financial aid this year for school. Chilling at Alki beach a lot. Camping even more. Working in a bar downtown.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
shuffleboard and random conversations. bring it on! Oh, and karaoke maybe?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wit and boyish charm? Nah, more than likely my mischievous/shit eating grin. Or the fact that if I so much as look at booze I turn red. I don't know, you tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Isn't this the stuff you should find out over time? Look, I read a lot (a LOT), I love music (rap, not so much), I like lots of movies, and I eat food (NOM NOM NOM!). We can flesh out the details later yes?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
BOOKS
FRIENDS
SLEEP
SCA
FELLOW DORKS
THE OCCASIONAL CHANCE TO RELAX!!!! and have a sip or two of whiskey, mmmm....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life the Universe and Everything! (get the reference?) But really, yeah, mostly where I'd like to be in my life, girls, pub concepts, the ships I would build if I won the lottery, the end of the world and all the possibilities it holds, and so many random things that just pop into my oooooh shiny...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Work, camping, beach, out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me something specific and I'll answer truthfully.
You should message me if
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You actually read this
You like Llamas
You also have toes
You would like to chat and can do so intelligently

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