The next toy I'd like to purchase.
I have a
penchant for really exquisite sex toys. You know, the kind that are
as much art and design as they are pleasure-bringers. I
particularly love the nJoy line, but there are many other companies
now producing some really nice pieces. I've liked a lot of the
pictures I've seen from Lelo's products... hm...
What it would be like if I could save up orgasms
instead of experiencing them, keeping them contained (maybe like in
a pensieve, for your Harry Potter fans), and then at a time of my
choosing, dive into them all at once.
How it would feel
to have the back of my neck and
smooth bald head placed between a lady's naked legs and used as a
Is it weird
that I occasionally enjoy Futa
Do the Cosmopolitan headlines for 'sex tips'
ways to 'increase your pleasure ten times more!' actually deliver
on their promises? Could I find a partner to do some scientific
Why does FetLife have such a frustratingly obstacle-ized
method of interaction?
I mean, I get that they want it to
be more of a community than a dating site (though, really, don't a
lot of people use it that way?)... but there are some things that
would seem obvious for even the most basic internet forum! Anyway,
I'm going to crib some something I saw someone else say here, which
is "Sometimes I feel too kinky for OKCupid, but too vanilla for
FetLife." That totally resonates with me.
How much cell phones have really taken away from phone
Don't you remember phone sex when you could actually
hear someone's quiet words whispered directly into your ear... the
soft intakes of breath... maybe even the lovely funny squishy sexy
noises coming from about two feet below the phone... the sounds
that you could just barely hear over your phone-partner's gasps of
breath as you told them what you would do to them if you were
there... where your tongue would explore, how much you love tasting
them... and knowing that with every word you were getting them
closer and closer to an inevitable climax that you ached to hear...
Good god, I miss phone sex. :)
Why don't I feel kinky?
I mean I seem to have all
of these clearly and overtly (and sometimes strange) sexual
thoughts and desires. I just don't feel like I fit into the kink
community for some reason. I can't be the only one.
Male or female. When I see a pair
of thick, juicy, pouty lips I can't help but think what it would be
like to kiss them.
I think my sybian
is lonely. And probably getting
pretty hungry, too.
There are so many words surrounding sex
that seem either silly, inappropriate, or incredibly hot depending
on when and how they're said. Think about body parts. For example,
"tits" is a word that I hardly think deserves to be applied to the
wonderful landscape they refer to. "Tits" sounds sharp and pointy,
not warm and inviting, not supple and round. Same goes for "dick,"
I'd argue. Doesn't sound very sexy-- it sounds kind of thin and
utilitarian-- like a pencil. But in the heat of passion, in a
darkened room with the musky smell of sweat and the panting sounds
of lovers' breath, "Mmm... I wanna ride that dick!" or "Yes, yes!
Grab my tits! Grab 'em!" might be a perfect, not to mention
super-sexy thing to moan out loud. It's all about context, I
Is it possible to bring someone to orgasm without touching
I imagine you'd have to be quite creative. Sights,
sounds, smells, teasing, tantalizing, carefully extracting every
bit of arousal from the brain until its neurons were simply too
overloaded to hold back any longer... There's something very sexy
to me about the idea of sitting (or lying) in one spot while a
woman coos to me in her soft voice, turning me on more and more,
not allowing even my own hands to feel my flesh, but growing
goosepimples nonetheless, feeling my pulse quicken, my breath
deepen, feeling my cock grow thicker and harder between my legs,
hearing a surprise moan escape my lips, loving every minute of the
torture she knows she's putting me through... In fact, if you have
any ideas about your own personal methods for a no-touch orgasm,
I'd love to hear them. ;)
Is there really such a thing as a Category 5
And if there is, how do I get my hands on
I kinda want to have sex with the puppet in this
I should have chosen a different username. Seriously, my intention
was to give the impression of someone whispering softly into your
ear. (which is something I enjoy very much) But now I just think
that people will think "Is he subtly implying that he
carries a 'big stick'?
Nope. I mean, my stick is just
fine, and I'm very happy with it, but no one is going to be casting
me in any Monster Cock Porn any time soon. :D
Did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred
Just what is jamaharon
? Is it anything
like boku maru
Just what was going on beneath the undulating covers of
that pleasure machine in Barbarella
Perhaps it would be some kind of velvety-soft tactile experience,
like the fingers of ten dozen hands massaging your nether regions
all at once... Or maybe it would be more like a giant and supple
tongue, providing long and intentional lappings from your toes up
to your knees, your inner thighs, up to where your legs meet, to
where your nerve endings collect, the gates of your front door,
maybe even slipping around for a twisty circle around your back
door, over and over again... Then again, it could be that there
would be some sort of ultra-vibrational device being applied
directly and precisely to every sensitive spot you never knew you
had until you were driven absolutely wild... Whatever was going on
under there, how freaking sexy was it that Barbarella could take
all that machine could give and still want more??
Why were there only so few issues of the Cherry
comic book? I feel like I could read new
adventures about her forever! (okay, really, Cherry's alright but
maybe a little bit too bimbo-slutty for my tastes-- I really liked
when a comic would focus on her more nerdy computer-geek
While I'm not a big Jim Carrey fan, I can't help but wish I had the
power from that scene in Bruce Almighty
You know the one I'm talking about. Imagine if you were just
sitting across the room from me, and all I had to do was simply
wave my hand in your direction... and you would immediately be
filled with an overwhelming horniness of panty-gushing
proportions!! I'll keep wishing for that one.
Will I ever tire of reading stories that involve body
? Probably not. There's something just so
uber-erotic (uberotic?) about a woman deriving pleasure from her
breasts swelling to impossible proportions, cupping them in her
palms as they rapidly push her hands further and further from her
body, as each nerve ending in her nipples combine with the
sensation of her growth and power to send her into a dizzying
tornado of orgasm upon orgasm! Not to be outdone, it's amazing to
read about her boyfriend--who has also drank from the same magic
potion bottle as his ever-boxum girl--whose once average-sized
penis becomes a throbbing cock the size of a baseball bat, whose
head he can hardly fit into his own mouth but can tease with his
tongue until his basketball-dimension balls let loose with a
torrent of cum, spurt after spurt of white hot liquid, wracking his
entire body to its pleasure core. And then to think of those two
pouncing on each other to drive their passions even higher??? Wow!
I love that kinda stuff!
Am I the only person who thinks that, based on little more than her
name and spunky personality, Nympadora Tonks must have been
crazy-amazing in bed
Would I ever stop playing with myself if I had my own
While I have always loved using my hands to make my partner feel
relaxed, comfortable, and positively glowing all over, sometimes
long to use my hands for even more. I love to imagine my fingers
drenched in the wetness between my partner's legs, feeling her
become more and more aroused, hearing those lovely sloshing sounds
as my fingers drive her insane, and I see in her eyes that she
wants more... more... more... and together we begin to explore
the fine art of fisting
What would it feel like to have Missy Elliot Work
hard on my dick? Good god, but that song makes her
That scene in Scary Movie
. You know the
one I'm talking about. Yeah. I wanna know what it feels like when
you cum like that
. Holy fuck.
Characters from Star Trek: The Next Generation
wouldn't mind spending an evening with:
* Ro Laren
// "What makes you think you're going
any sleep?" Yeah. :P
// You know she wasn't kidding about
giving "a night that would light fire in your dreams until you
die." Bring it on!
* Ishara Yar
// Top-notch body and, oh my my my my
my, what she couldn't do with those lips!!
// Such a sweet, innocent, and kind young
lady. Very much has a Winnie Cooper vibe to her.
* Lursa and B'etor
// I'm a sucker for those
breast-windows they have in their Klingon uniforms. Sue me.
// Unf. Wouldn't I give anything for that
"even better the second time" kiss!
A friend of mine and I were talking about what kind of play I'm
into in the bedroom. After I described what I'm looking for, she
said "That's Femdom
." I tried to object, but she
told me that Femdom isn't always bootlicking and "you little
maggot" and that sort of thing. Sometimes it can just be the woman
guiding the process, taking control, or using her partner however
she needs in order to get off. I was kind of intrigued by that...
maybe Femdom is something I should consider...?
Is reverse cowgirl
a thing that only happens in
porn? 'Cuz I swear, I would absolutely love to see my partner from
that angle, working herself up and down on me, moving her hips like
Shakira, bouncing bouncing, while I watch my slick cock being
driven closer and closer to the edge...
There should be some kind of yelp for sex
. 'Cuz really, if you're into a poly kinda
mindset, don't you want your partners' future play friends to
experience the absolute best? Imagine if there was some anonymous
way you could check people out and learn "This guy has the softest
lips, and on my god, when he lowers himself onto your hard nipple,
you will NOT be disappointed!" Or "OMG, I have never had a blowjob
like the one this girl gave me!! I don't know what she was doing
with her tongue, but it felt like she had three or four mouths
working on me all at once!" Or "Biggest cock EVVVAAAHHH. Seriously,
girls, you should go on a date with this dude just to see the
outline of it in his jeans! MMMFFFF!!!"
I have four pillows on my bed. I sleep with them in various
configurations depending on however my body falls on my mattress at
one time or another. The other night, they surrounded me in such a
way that I was set on wondering what it would be like to sleep in
a bed made of gigantic breasts
. Or maybe the
breasts are regular-sized, but I have been shrunk to miniature
proportions. :) My body would press against the breastflesh around
me, dimly impacting their shape as I curl up and snooze away, my
head resting on the soft and soporific curves of some lovely
lounging lady, my body drifting away on a sofa-sized (and
sofa-sensuous) mammary gland, my arm draped casually over her
pillow-proportioned nipple... what a wonderful night's sleep I
would have... and what dreams I would revel in...
Call me crazy, but I think that the 'All I Do Is Dream Of You' dance number from
Singin' In The Rain
is super sexy!
How on earth did this
ever get recorded in 1957?? And why does my brain
keep playing it on a horny little loop in my head, teasing me all
Why does the word buxom
sometimes strike me as the
height of ultra-sexual and other times seem cold-shower-ish and
antiquated. Perhaps it has to do with whether or not I am picturing
the buxom subject in a particular sweater.
How much sexual pleasure comes not from the warm stroking of a
vagina on my cock (though that is pretty damned pleasurable), but
from the soft and repeated pumping touches of a woman's
buttocks continually meeting and kissing my
Despite what this profile seems to indicate, I am naturally a
rather gentle and soft lover. I would love to meet a woman to would
take her time and help me in learning how to absolutely
wreck a partner
during a night of intense fucking. It
would be a big step outside myself, but one I am so wanting to
's sexual healing abilities at the
I want to feel like a woman
feels like she does
when she cums. I want to give over to that sensation and have it
absolutely drain me of energy, have it absolutely fill me with
rainbows and dancing delightful vibrations that linger on my skin
and in my ever-so-well-rocked neurons. I hold fast to the belief
that it's possible for a man to feel this way, even though I
haven't any strong leads on any ideas of how to get there.
Having my partner take control of my Tenga
and surprise me with her own pace, strokes, and
twists and turns, driving me out of my mind with unexpected
sensation and pleasure-- I'll bet she could be quite sadistic with
if if she really wanted to.
You know what? Call me a pervert, but I will always have a soft
spot (or a very very hard spot) for this story
Sometimes I want nothing more than to spend an entire day with a
woman, and my hands, and my toys, and see just how many
she can endure before dropping from exhaustion.
And then we'd rest and do it all over again. I wonder what kind of
limits we could push, what kind of expectations we could break; I
wonder how long she could cum and cum and cum under my expert
hands, and look into my eyes the entire time...
I am unashamedly turned on by many of the posts at the
Weird Sex Acts
tumblr. Keep it up, whoever
maintains that thing!
I don't have a giant cock, and I do not want to have a giant cock.
But man alive, would I love to know what it feels
like to have a giant cock
just every now and then. The
heft of it swinging between my legs, the girth of it in my palm as
I stroke myself with looooong, smooth strokes... yeah, I think I
could have some fun with that thing.