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My self-summary
Full-time graduate student, part time comedian.

I'm a True Neutral Elven Ranger.

I do not believe in math.

I've got an ego the size of Montana.

Lifetime concert goer without enough tickets.

I do no harm, but I take no shit. But you're welcome to try.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm gonna find out where they're going and catch up with 'em later.
I’m really good at
Starting things that I'll never finish.
The first things people usually notice about me
I was told I look like the Disaster Girl meme.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books:
*A Song of Ice and Fire
*Kitchen Confidential

Favorite Movies:
*Boondock Saints

Favorite Shows:
*Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
*An Idiot Abroad

Favorite Bands:
*Foo Fighters
*The Black Keys
*System of a Down
*Red Fang
*Fu Manchu
The six things I could never do without
Bobby pins, sunblock, crockpot, soda water, headphones, a plane ticket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Student loans.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working the closing shift.

On the off chance I'm not working: laying in bed while classic music plays, contemplating my existence.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will judge you on how you take your steak.

I'm secretly weeb trash.
You should message me if
You aren't some laid back kind of fool, I want a man that's more high-strung than I am.

Don't take yourself seriously, because I sure won't.