I'm a big fan of quirky people, and I have an extremely absurd sense of humor. I think the best folks are the ones who find something to laugh at wherever they look... and I've always aspired to be just such a person.
I'm 33 now (yikes!), and am waaaay less famous than I intended to be. I really wanted to be running my own banana republic somewhere by now, but I just haven't found the right island yet. It's harder to become a dictator than you might think.
Oh, and I'm a dyed-in-the-wool smart ass. If that sort of thing annoys you, we're probably not meant to be.