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35 Rocklin, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

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Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Wants kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm a sweet guy with a sarcastic sense of humor, an interest in too many subjects, and curly hair. I don't actually wear glasses, but I really do have a beard.

I'm a self-published writer and freelance graphic designer; a reputed smart-ass and know-it-all; a sci-fi nerd and weird-o (in the best possible ways).
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing, drinking coffee, editing, releasing stories, waiting, getting neurotic, pulling out hair...

Waking up and dreaming big again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, knowing a little bit about everything, surprising people with my attention to detail, whistling, making bad situations funnier, and speaking in public.
The first things people usually notice about me
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When they see me? Curly hair, I'd guess.

When they meet me? That I'm clever and listening to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like media with spaceships, aliens, singing dwarves, angry dragons, and the kind of drama that punches you right in the gut. I'll listen to pretty much any kind of music, but left to my own devices, I mostly pick stuff that sounds like robots trying and failing to get-it-on.

Suppose I could stand to be more specific...

Foods: Mexican, Indian, Mediterranean, junk food, fancy food... food in general.

Music: Rodrigo y Gabriela, Daft Punk, Queen, Tool, Metallica, Justice, Deadmau5, old timey jazz, movie soundtracks, classical, etc.

Books: Dune, Iain M. Banks, China Miéville, Paulo Coelho, any random thing that grabs my attention.

TV: Yes. Pretty much all of it.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Marvel movies, anything sci-fi, anything action, and I have a massive weakness for romantic comedies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Imagination, beautiful clouds, a way to record my thoughts, hope for the future, garlic, a witty retort.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty much everything... physics, metaphysics, the meaning of life, the qualities of a really good sandwich, how jokes work, why I find someone beautiful, politics, why my political ideas are probably wrong, how to induce moments of catharsis in an audience, why it's been so long since I've been on a date...

And linguistics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing, catching up on the night's TV, competing heatedly at Jeopardy from the couch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I chronically overshare with strangers, so let's try something different here...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Pretty much just looking for some cool friends right now, because I need to straighten my life out before thinking about dating. If you're okay with that, and maybe interested in a too deep conversation about anything and everything, consider introducing yourself.

Also, if you read fantasy or sci-fi, feel free to drop me a line and I'll send you a some free ebooks. They're pretty good. I promise.