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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-44
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:06am
Hispanic / Latin, White
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other and laughing about it
High school
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Ancient Greek (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I have a sarcastic and ludicrous sense of humor, an interest in too many subjects, and curly hair. I don't actually wear glasses, but I really do have a patchy beard.

I'm a writer and graphic designer; a reputed smart-ass and know-it-all; a sci-fi nerd and weird-o (in the best possible ways).
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing, drinking coffee, editing, releasing stories, waiting, getting neurotic, pulling out hair...

Waking up and dreaming big again.

Looking for full-time work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, knowing a little bit about everything, surprising people with my attention to detail, whistling, making bad situations funnier, and speaking in public.
The first things people usually notice about me
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When they see me? Curly hair, I'd guess.

When they meet me? That I'm clever and listening to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like media with spaceships, aliens, singing dwarves, angry dragons, and the kind of drama that punches you right in the gut. I'll listen to pretty much any kind of music, but left to my own devices, I mostly pick jazz and stuff that sounds like robots trying and failing to get-it-on (dubstep).

More specifically...

Foods: Mexican, Indian, Mediterranean, junk food, fancy food... food in general.

Music: Rodrigo y Gabriela, Daft Punk, Queen, Tool, Metallica, Justice, Deadmau5, Miles Davis, Stanton Moore, movie soundtracks, classical, etc.

Books: Dune, Iain M. Banks, China Miéville, Paulo Coelho, any random thing that grabs my attention.

TV: Yes. Pretty much all of it.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Marvel movies, anything sci-fi, anything action, and I have a massive weakness for romantic comedies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Imagination, beautiful clouds, a way to record my thoughts, hope for the future, garlic, a witty retort.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty much everything... physics, metaphysics, the meaning of life, the perfect sandwich, how jokes work, why I find someone beautiful, politics, why my political ideas are probably wrong, how to induce moments of catharsis in an audience...

And linguistics. I'm always thinking about linguistics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing, catching up on the night's TV, competing heatedly at Jeopardy from the couch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out! that I chronically overshare with people I meet.
You should message me if
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I'm open to new experiences, from palling around town and laughing about ridiculous things to friendly flirting and necking in the woods. I love smart and independent women, and I've had far too few in my life recently. If that's you, drop me a line. ;)