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36 Arroyo Grande, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 11:38am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi! I'm Jeff. I'm a warm-hearted, spontaneous ENFP* who loves music and dogs. But c'mon... Who doesn't love music and dogs?

I'm back in the San Luis Obispo area... Looks like I'll be sticking around! I'm trying to find alternatives to the douche-frat night life here...

One time when I was in fifth grade, I ditched sunday school. I found a teachers' supply room with a locking door to protect me from certain recapture, and I started opening cupboards in search of things to entertain myself with while the rest my family was busy getting holier.

While munching on some Saltines minus the salt (just "Ines?") I'd found, my skinny kid arms rummaged their way through candles, matches, acrylic paints, lefty scissors, and rubber cement... The label on the latter said "Flammable."

I almost burned the church down. In hindsight, my parents probably should have known my faith was doomed...

I'm a California kid. I grew up in the Silicon Valley area, spent 12 years turning Los Angeles into my own little Mayberry, and now I'm back to the Central Coast for a spell... I love this state! I'm enjoying taking in all the surrounding scenery from the saddle of my Mad Max motorcycle (I WILL survive the zombie apocalypse).

So yeah... I travel a lot around the state. I see more of my friends that way. It also helps keep the Feds confused as to my whereabouts, without ever actually breaking that pesky "crossing state lines" prohibition...

I'm kidding, of course... This fancy anklet tells the government where I am at all times.

I'm a singer. I used to make music for a living, and had a pretty good run for a while there. Major label. Major tours. Major recoupment debt... That whole industry still hasn't quite resolved its "identity crisis," so I've actually been putting my college degree to work for me. Imagine that!

Music and blogging are still "scenes" I'm active in, though... Even if they aren't quite payin' the rent, it's fun side income and it keeps me out of trouble. I'm fascinated and endlessly amused by the new opportunities and challenges this "new media" revolution has brought about.

There are few possessions I really care about in life, yet somehow I still seem to have amassed more "stuff" than I know what to do with. I love going out and socializing just as much as I love working in the garage by myself...

I'm a cynic with a positive outlook. A cultured pottymouth. A brooding intellectual who's quick with a goofy face.

Ah, life's dichotomies...

Confused yet? Say hi!
What I’m doing with my life
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Creating, documenting, paying attention... Enjoying the ride...

I produce film and video content at a digital marketing agency. The creative environment I'm in is awesome, and wearing all these different hats keeps things fresh and new each day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Taking care of that"
Making you laugh
Keeping secrets
Finding the good stuff at Ross/Marshall's/TJ Maxx
Saying the alphabet backwards
Giving advice
Ignoring my own advice
Eating burritos
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a "cream of every crop" kinda guy. I like to think I'm into anything that's really well-done, whatever the genre.

Music is like oxygen, and it's playing in my HEAD regardless of whether it's coming through speakers: Ryan Adams, mutemath, Jeff Buckley, The Civil Wars, David Bazan, CeeLo Green, Soundgarden, Pharcyde, Adele, Fair to Midland, Sleeping at Last, The Dear Hunter, Gotye, Gary Clark, Jr., The Brother SAL...

I don't read nearly as many books as I BUY, but I sure do have noble intentions: Nick Hornby, Tolkien, Chuck Palahniuk, Dave Eggers, Dean Koontz (guilty pleasure)...

I love movies, and would love to see more of them before they hit Netflix: David Fincher, Darren Aronofsky, Chris McQuarrie, Coen Brothers...

DVR is the best thing to happen to TV ever. In the history of ever: American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, The Wire, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Californication, Sons of Anarchy, Intervention, Justified, How the States Got Their Shapes...

Oh, and burritos. Mmmm... Burritos...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Opposable thumbs
My grandpa's guitar
Internet access
Pilot Precise V5 pens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My friends. I love people. Not in that surface "OMG YOU GAIZ ARE SO FUN" kinda way... But in the "call me if you ever need anything, day or night" kinda way.

Why people bother joining a dating site if they're only going to post a single, partially obscured photo of the top of their head (while wearing HUGE sunglasses).


How to best document my epic bed-head.

Which cheesy pop songs to cover on my YouTube channel.

Oh, and burritos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually looking for some music somewhere. Sippin' some Jameson. Smiling with buddies.

I also love to travel and visit my friends and family. So weekends are where it's at! Los Angeles friends are still my best ones. I'm in the Bay Area a lot. Family's nearby on the Central Coast. Great friends in Santa Barbara and San Diego as well...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My old band toured opening for Creed. I've always hated Creed. That was a long, embarrassing summer.

RICHARD MARX, on the other hand, RULES.
You should message me if
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You checked my profile for spelling and grammatical errors.

You've got kind eyes and a sharp wit.

You've got enough self-confidence to admit to yourself that you're truly beautiful.

You're good at the Internet. If you don't know what I mean by that, you're probably not good at the Internet.

You have a soft spot for white trash power ballads.

You love burritos.

*You knew what an ENFP was before you Googled it.