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SpeltDefinitely
22 / F / bisexual / Single
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Awards (1)
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, Undeclared
- Height
- 5' 4" (1.62m).
- Body Type
- Full figured
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on two-year college
- Job
- Other
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Owns dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am exuberant, insouciant, and vaguely chthonic.
My Self-Summary
"SpeltDefinitely is awesome. If by 'awesome' you mean 'vitriolic,
misanthropic and emotionally unstable'."
-- Oscar Wilde on SpeltDefinitely.
It's spelt definitely, damnit! When a device that lets you bludgeon people through the Internet is invented, I'm going to use it on EVERY PERSON who misspells the word DEFINITELY.
I am the very model of a modern Major General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
My hobbies and interests are: long walks to the convenience store, shouting things at parked cars, guerilla surrealism, blowing soap bubbles at seeing eye dogs and baking urinal cakes.
Listen, I don't have a British accent. So don't read this profile with a British accent. You'll be disappointed when my generically delicious voice doesn't meet your expectations!
-- Oscar Wilde on SpeltDefinitely.
It's spelt definitely, damnit! When a device that lets you bludgeon people through the Internet is invented, I'm going to use it on EVERY PERSON who misspells the word DEFINITELY.
I am the very model of a modern Major General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
My hobbies and interests are: long walks to the convenience store, shouting things at parked cars, guerilla surrealism, blowing soap bubbles at seeing eye dogs and baking urinal cakes.
Listen, I don't have a British accent. So don't read this profile with a British accent. You'll be disappointed when my generically delicious voice doesn't meet your expectations!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a professional gambler who spends $10,000 every night and takes
home any change I find in Bell payphones.
I’m really good at
Posting videos of myself lip-synching and dancing to the Backstreet
Boys on YouTube.com.
The first things people usually notice about me
My crowning hairline. The fifth layer of fat insulating my jaw and
neck. That my shirts only cover about a quarter of my globular
stomach. My knees prop up my (man?)boobs.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I like harlequin superromance novels, B horror films, my daughter's
toy xylophone and scraps from the dumpster (when I can afford
them). My favourite television show is Gunsmoke.
The six things I could never do without
I make do with whatever I have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who's on the other side of the glory hole.
On a typical Friday night I am
Binge drinking Honey Laker beer then crying myself to sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Don't tell your parents, but I'm actually a 60 year old widower
with a penchant for sexual deviance.
Also, I can roll a D20 without using my hands. ;)!
... And I bark like a seal during sex.
Also, I can roll a D20 without using my hands. ;)!
... And I bark like a seal during sex.
You should message me if
You want to see my YouTube videos.
