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27 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:23pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm Cheryl. Not to be mistaken for Cheryl Cole, however. Try not to confuse us, though my dazzling beauty might scare you a little.

Mildly awkward, energetic!, and mostly harmless, a few hours in my company will most likely result in a sore body part somewhere; your cheeks from smiling (though I do project my own experiences unto others), your feet from walking or your head from trying to make sense of the things that come out of my mouth. I think a lot and read more than I talk. Hilarity (well, at least I wind up laughing) and fantastic discussions often ensue. Occasionally I mispronounce words, so you'll get the pleasure of correcting me.

I'm changing. Evolving and growing, reaching like a plant toward the sun for a "better" self. My conception of "self" is in a great state of flux. I don't know who I am or what I believe, but I know what I want and where I'm going. It's just the mental scaffolding around the foundation that's shifting.

I hope to find people that relish being alive. In the not-too-distant past, I used alcohol as a social modality. Now that I'm more or less a fully functional human being I crave interactions based on shared mutual interests and excellent conversations rather than, "well it's drink o'clock, let's demolish this 2-4!". I'm sure you're awesome, but if you're not within the GTA I'm absolutely not interested.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm at a crossroads. For years upon years I was a shitty, depressed person, resigned to repeat the cycle of poverty I was born into. Then something snapped or clicked in my brain and I realised that failing through a lack of effort is completely unacceptable. So I worked hard to pull myself up by my bootstraps and seized the few opportunities I could find. Whether through luck or merit (I don't know which as I don't question miracles), I'm now in a position where I can make fuck-you money (Neil Stephenson readers will recognise the necessity of the swear). Which would be everything I've spent years working toward, yet I also have an opportunity to live out a childhood fantasy as a career.

No matter what I choose, I'll always wonder "what if".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Posting videos of myself lip-synching and dancing to the Backstreet Boys on

Developing a rapport with your pet.

Insouciantly jumping into things with wanton disregard for the results. I've made most of my major life decisions on a whim and my principles are arbitrary at best. I reserve the right to disbelieve tomorrow the things which I hold sacrosanct today. "Impulsive" doesn't even begin to cover it. Sometimes this blows up in my face like a 12 year old lighting a Roman candle. Mostly, it ensures I "expect the unexpected". History repeats itself in many iterations (or maybe recursions?) through time, so how good are we at learning from experience?
The first things people usually notice about me
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The pink tentacles protruding from my thorax. Golly gee they're just so embarrassing!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I dislike the whole concept of "favourites", so these lists are entirely arbitrary. I am consistently inconsistent.

Books: Without a book, I am a sailor shipwrecked at sea. I adore fiction - Rawi Hage is my current darling - but recently I'm feeling a pull toward journalistic, informative pieces pertaining to the ongoing conflict in the Middle East. If I could press a book against my forehead and absorb their knowledge through some kind of intellectual osmosis, I probably wouldn't, but imagining the process is fun.

Movies: Being as critical of our society's Zeitgeist of women as I am, watching movies is a labourous and excruciating process for myself and the persons (people) with me. That said, I'm mostly devoid of humour, not entirely; Up In Smoke, 12 Angry Men, My Neighbour Totoro, Archer not a movie but fuck you I won't do what you tell me, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009).

Music: Tool, The Prodigy, Jumple, Penderecki, gg allin, Dead Kennedys, Butthole Surfers, Accessory, Muslimgauze, early Skinny Puppy, darkwave, e.t.c. Always looking to sample Toronto's abundance of local talent. Invite me to see your band, I'll probably say yes and show up!

Food: Everything sumputous and exquisite. I've a deep love for stuff that comes from soil: broccoli, carrots, beets, parsnips, kale. Coffee. Thai. Curry. Alchemy involving flour, water and eggs. Chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I make do with whatever I have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Roots. "A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct". Hardware and operating systems; a function of my current occupation. Food. Who anger has made us. What the Hell am I gonna do at the gym today. Often I zone out to focus on the sensual aspects of my immediate environment; the smell of Lemon Pledge evaporating post cleaning-frenzy,the way my hips flow as I walk, the contrasts between the dim gray of the pavement and the verdant grass.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Feeling bewildered by the passage of time. Another calendar week is over?! But how?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been called "weird" all of my life by damn near everybody in my personal orbit, and only after a freakishly intense bout of introspection have I come to understand why. Example: I replied to a personal's ad on Craigslist from a man seeking a woman to hold his feet like a human wheelbarrow for an hour, both of us fully clothed, for a pretty sweet sum of money. We listened to Cannibal Corpse and played with his cats afterwards. I perceived nothing strange about this interaction, but the people I've told were quick to point out the irregularities.
You should message me if
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You want to see my YouTube videos.

You want to grab a pint of craft beer mid-week, go for a 5 hour death march with a copy of Stroll in hand, check out a concert, or swing dance with me. Or play tennis. Or go to the Toronto Islands and titter at naked people.

PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE A COUPLE LOOKING FOR A THIRD. Unless if I message you first, which is highly improbable but not entirely out of the question.