So in complete contradiction with that statement here's some facts about me: I'm ex-military (joined right after high school to pay for college; if you want to know more, feel free to ask), I'm a full-time personal trainer, and manage my own online personal training business on the side. I'll be taking a break from work next year to attend a fire academy and pursue my passion for emergency medicine. I'm going to be a firefighter soon, so if that grosses you out we probably won't work ;) I have other accolades under my belt, but seeing as the purpose of this site is to meet people, I'd rather tell you the rest in a message, or maybe eventually in person.
It's tough to convey with words one's personality, but "Hakuna Matata" is my all-time favorite song and I feel like that provides a bit of illumination into my personality. :)
I play guitar and piano. I love singing, especially when driving or in the shower. Big fan of karaoke. I can quote movies like it's my job. I'll drink cocktails or wine if necessary, but I consider myself a beer drinker. I party hard with the best of them, but also enjoy quiet evenings at home as well. (<--Addendum: I still go out and socialize, however, I'm currently not drinking more than like once a month as I am training super hard for the 2016 CrossFit Games)