So instead I'm going to post Tom Waits lyrics. I'm sure that will be much more productive. ;)
"Saving All My Love For You"
it's too early for the circus, it's too late for the bars, no one's sleepin'
but the paperboys, and no one in this town is makin' any noise, but the dogs
and the milkmen and me.
the girls around here all look like cadillacs, no one likes a stranger here,
i'd come home but i'm afraid that you won't take me back, but i'd trade off
everything just to have you near.
i know i'm irresponsible and i don't behave, and i ruin everything that i
do, and i'll probably get arrested when i'm in my grave, but i'll be savin'
all my love for you.
i paid fifteen dollars for a prostitute, with too much makeup and a broken
shoe, but her eyes were just a counterfeit, she tried to gyp me out of it, but
you know that i'm still in love With you.
don't listen to the rumors that you hear about me, cause i ain't Half as bad as
they make me out to be, well i may lose my mind but baby can't you see, that
i'll be savin' all my love for you.
Besides that I spend most of my free time with my children. They are my greatest inspiration and motivation and I learn more from them than I have learned from any class, book, or teacher that I have ever had.
Someone once told me I have nice hands.
I have varied interests and like a broad spectrum of all of these things. I'm always willing to be exposed to new things.
I don't read as much as I would like and could use some book suggestions. I have read more kids books in the last 9 years than adult ones. I guess that goes for music, movies, and tv as well.
See I told you I need some adult interaction.
I certainly don't want to come off as boring but I can sometimes border on being crass. Not because I'm an ass but because I'm a social malcontent.
I'm the type that would message you to tell you how attractive your.... Insert apropriate physical or personality attribute here... But I don't want to come off as one of " those guys".
I've never done any online dating before so it seems pretty alien to me.
Any suggestions on how to start up a conversation if I like your profile and think you would be interesting to talk to?
I'm not into games or bullshit.
I'm not going to lie to you about anything, what good ever becomes of that?
You want something casual or possibly serious. I'm happy with either.