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Spiederman

30 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm just going to lay this out pretty bare bones: If you wanna talk to me, just talk to me. If you're down, let's hang out. I'm not into trading messages or texts back and forth for very long. I'd really rather just try hanging out and seeing where it goes. If we can talk about some cool shit within half an hour of meeting, awesome. If not, it's totally cool; no hard feelings, but goodbye. If you have any questions about me, ask them.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm biting off as much as I possibly can in life. I work and go to school full time and when I'm not doing those things I'm playing music, doing standup comedy, or writing for my silly blog.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being really vulgar in front of all the wrong people and being completely oblivious to it.
I've been told I can sing really well, so I've been doing more of that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. No one ever tells me that shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Siddhartha, Dao of Pooh, Watchmen, The Walking Dead, Tales of the Bounty Hunters, Persepolis

Movies: Perseopolis, E.T., Amelie, The Big Lebowski, Shaun of the Dead, Poulet aux Prunes

Music: Saint Rock, Maps and Atlases, Company of Thieves, Glassjaw, and way too many more.

Seriously though, making lists of all of the things I like is a huge fucking chore. Just ask me about what I like. Maybe we can trade some tunes and stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Guitars
2. Cell phone
3. Music
4. Guitars
5. Guitars
6. Guitars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't know. Madeleine Kahn?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Loving it!
You should message me if
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Message me if you want to. Otherwise, fuck off.

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