I have given myself wholly unto Slaanesh! God of lust, pleasure, and excess!. Your common and frilly emotions offend me! You seek companionship when you should seek warm bodies! You seek connections on an emotional level that bears no relevance!
While you dredge the moonless night, and bowels of the internet, too afraid to leave your comfort to claim the pleasure you crave, know that Slaanesh will soon turn this world into a roiling sea of flesh and pleasure.
Those that give in now will be made champions among their kin, and raised to a level of ecstasy far beyond your knowing. Those that do not will make fine offerings to the Prince of Pleasure. It matters not to this one, for I am far beyond your reach even now.