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25 Williamstown, NJ Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and very serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay), German (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
HA! HA! HA! Disregard that CUH-RAZY profile I had before. I am definitely not a sex-crazed, drug induced, noise worshipping cultist, and even if I was, I wouldn't lead with that.

Please, I have tact.

I live in a turd-burg highway town and work at an office doing office stuff trying to improve my lot in life (it's not easy). On the side I design games, draw things that make me feel nice, write scripts for comics, and sleep. I like that last one especially.

Yes... I have a car (it's even got a radio!) and a job, and if those were your only questions then move right along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What is this?

I just told you, man. Pay attention. I'm working at an office and on the side I'm designing games and drawing. (read: squandering free time with gusto)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being overly critical of media. Boy I sure like to complain about stuff, but then turn around and say "Well it's not BAD..."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My over-bearing sense of style. Unless my fly is down, then that's probably what they notice first about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like comic books.
I like shooty movies.
I like [redacted]
I like all kinds of music, but especially Ska, but ESPECIALLY folk music, but especially metal.
I like cheap greasy food because I'm an American and proud dag nabbit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Portable Music
That particular beer I like.
Talking to myself
A computer
The mighty sun
A nice jacket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if I were targeted by an assassin RIGHT NOW, and what to eat for lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rolling around on the floor reclaiming territory from my cats wondering what I'm ACTUALLY doing with my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have more online friends than I do real life friends. I AM OKAY WITH THIS ENTIRELY.
You should message me if
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If you agree with any of the above statements.


If you are willing to challenge me in armed combat for my respect and admiration.

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