Please, I have tact.
I live in a turd-burg highway town and work at an office doing office stuff trying to improve my lot in life (it's not easy). On the side I design games, draw things that make me feel nice, write scripts for comics, and sleep. I like that last one especially.
Yes... I have a car (it's even got a radio!) and a job, and if those were your only questions then move right along.