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32 Howell, MI Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28-41
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 2
Seeing Someone
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Other but it’s not important
High school
Has kid(s) and might want more
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

INSANE moves.

What I'm currently listening to on repeat.

I can't help but move to this!
And this.


Just because I viewed your profile and didn't send you a message doesn't necessarily mean I'm not interested. I'm a pretty busy gal and can be forgetful at times. With that being said, stop by and say hi :)

"Woman was created from Man's rib; Not made from His head to top Him; Nor from His feet to be trampled; But from His side to be His equal, Under His arm to be protected, And near His heart to be loved."

I LOVE TO SING. Maybe you'll get to hear me sometime :)

I am a face poser. Don't mean to mislead but please read the stats: FULL-FIGURED. If you have problems with big women, I am not the person for you.

I'm looking for someone who's passionate. Someone who has goals, morals, standards for who understands the importance of employment and having a reliable means of transportation. I understand there are special circumstances in which a person has neither.

I like a guy who takes care of himself. I'm in NO way attracted to schlumps or people who could care less about the way they look. I may be a big girl, but I know how to present myself, and I care about the impression I make on people. I like to smell nice. I like it when my partner smells nice.

Sexual chemistry is as important to me as intelligence and physical attraction. If you don't know a thing, sit in on a 5th grade health class for starters, and then get yourself a domme to train you. I don't play that.


- I don't text and drive often but since I'm a multi-tasker, I can focus on every aspect of the road at the same time. It's called peripheral vision and choosing what your primary focus is going to be. Either that or texting without looking at the phone at all. This is one of the only times I'm thankful for auto-correct.

- I have three classifications of underwear: daily, saucy, and last resort.

- I am licensed to operate a motor vehicle, and I own one.

- I have 3 tattoos, and 3 piercings

- I do not "cam", "cyber", or "sext", so don't ask. If you DO ask, I'll assume you didn't read my profile.

- I do not give my cell number out to people I'm not comfortable with, so don't ask to text, either.


- typn lik dis is annoying

- If your self-summary says something along the lines of -nothing- and you have no photo, I will not respond. Or I may, out of boredom just to see how much of your time I can waste.

- I can be a smart ass

- I can be sarcastic

- I can be super silly and energetic!

- I am generally a happy individual.

- I have kids, so if you don't like them, don't message me.

- I don't like drama. I don't associate myself with people who invite it into their lives, or thrive off of it; however, dramatic situations are going to happen. It's what you do with it that matters. I'm not a drama queen.

- The comma goes here, not here ,or here , okay?

- I play Here Be Monsters on Facebook. And no, you cannot friend me.

- I like iPhone MMORPGs.

- I am addicted to dubstep.

- I love JennaMarbles. And Maru.

- I have a high alcohol tolerance; I enjoy drinking, but I don't do it often.

- And no, I'm not perving on you. I just seriously forget who I've viewed so if you see me in your list a lot, my bad. Really! Or you're just SUPER hot and I'm showing all my super hot girlfriends your super hot photos.


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(¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Spiirit

P.S. Come see me on Meetme! :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- work
- kiddies
- happy friendings
- being spicy and fabulous
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- finding humor in a lot of situations, even the bad ones;
- being ENORMOUSLY silly;
- overusing and/or misusing the semicolon;
- taking and/or editing photos;
- naughty things
- c r e a t i v i t y

More to come as I think of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ones that don't suck, and disaster flicks.

Blacklist, True Blood, Lost Girl, Grey's Anatomy, Dexter, Glee, SVU, Tattoo Nightmares, Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory, Tomorrow People, Vampire Diaries

Classical, R & B, Alternative, Metal, New Age, Indie, Electronica, Dubstep, Instrumental... I'll put up a list of favorite artists at some point because genres are too broad.

I like to stay away from processed and genetically modified foods. I eat organic whenever possible. I would like to meet someone who shares this kind of lifestyle.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My kids
2. My iPhone
3. Oxygen
4. Sustenance
5. Thunderstorms
6. *giggle*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
crap I don't need to be thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing several things...

- cleaning up dinner off of my kitchen floor or out of my daughter's hair (or both)
- watching my DVR'd shows while my kids kill the zombies that have infected our home
- sitting with my youngest on the couch while my oldest continually blows me away with his mad gaming skills
- ROUTINES *headdesk*
- going to bed annoyingly early out of utter exhaustion