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Spike1999

51 M New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"Life is a banquet and most poor bastards are starving to death! Live! Live! Live!" -Auntie Mame

I'm GGG(see: Dan Savage), ENFP and an affectionate flirt with a shocking sense of humor. I laugh a lot. I'm not a "guy's guy". I'm LGBTQ friendly.
I hope you like all that.

If you are against abortion rights, if you are against LGBT constitutional civil rights, if you are an active alcoholic/addict/2 pack-a-day smoker, if you are fanatically religious, then it's not going to happen for us.
If you are not in the 95th percentile or better of big, sexy brains and do not have a pretty high okc match or friend percentage with me then, well, hmmm...

I've been around and have the adventure stories, scars, and mementos to show for it. Louisville, Chicago, Ann Arbor, NYC, Los Angeles, Martha's Vineyard, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Europe,(note Oxford comma!) and have circled the US a bunch.
New Orleans too. I felt it when I arrived one August twilight to work a gig at sweaty Tipitina's and eat many hangover breakfasts at Uglesich's.
I am home.
I am a reader. Usually one Tome and one Pulp at any given time. Sunday NYT and local free papers as well.
Classic Hollywood and a lot else in film entertains me. TV here and there, but I do not own one.
Music and dancing, especially live, makes me happy.
I find myself in costume more than many folks, but not nearly often enough.
I listen to WWOZ, WTUL, and WWNO.
My sartorial and decorating style are antique, vintage, and thrift with a few Mod Cons thrown in for utility and contrast.
I have creative impulses. I studied acting, have some visual arts and design talent, I sing and play garage guitar. I sew but treat my Singer Touch and Sew like a funny car at the strip. I owned a vintage clothing shop that specialized in costume/formal wear rental. We drank, dressed up and partied a lot. Training for NOLA, hmm?
I like cats, and they like me. Aww, hell, I like dogs and they like me too.
I like to cook, love to eat out and I mix a wunnerful cocktail.
I pedal everywhere in all weather on the Basket Bomber Schwinn(Update:stolen). Black Betty the Battlewagon gets fired up when haulin' needs doin'.
I like to travel. Day trips, weekenders, national and international. I hike the ruins, stroll the museums and galleries, lounge on the beaches, dance to the music, eat the local dishes and drink the local fermented and distilled beverages. Do you camp? I would like to get into that.
I'm trying to do all those fun/goofy/silly events, openings, civic activities, art and culture thingies, and political outreach that make neighborhood and local life fulfilling.
It is so much better and more fun with a partner.

Are you cynically hopeful, judgmentally open minded, adventurous but not reckless, unusual good-weird but not a hot mess? Stylish and substantial? Inquisitive and engaging? Do you take pretty good care of yourself and like to like the way you look?
Me too.
I occasionally like a little lipstick, makeup, and high heels.
On YOU, silly.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a third generation entrepreneur ready to get back in the vintage and antique business, buy some funky houses and open a bar/restaurant.
I’m really good at
Riding my cruiser, cocktail in hand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I WILL keep adding to this list :)
The Stooges, New York Dolls, MC5, Velvet Underground, Ramones, Television, Blondie, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Patti Smith, Sex Pistols, Clash, Damned, Buzzcocks, Dead Boys, Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers, Richard Hell/Voidoids, The Replacements, Hanoi Rocks, Alice Cooper Band, Black Sabbath, Captain Beefheart, The Slits, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bauhaus, The Gun Club, X, The Cramps, CCR, Beatles, Rolling Stones, The Who, The Troggs, Tommy James, The Grass Roots, The Guess Who, The Sonics, Wings, Chuck Berry, Elvis, Gene Vincent, Eddie Cochran, Johnny Burnette, Johnny Kidd, Little Richard, Bo Diddley, The Coasters, Wynonie Harris, Cab Calloway, Louis Jordan, Robert Johnson, Blind Willie McTell, Big Bill Broonzy, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Hound Dog Taylor, Paul Pena, Louis Prima, Burt Bacharach, Parliament AND Funkadelic.
The Ravens, The Spiders, The Doctor, The Professor, and Mr. Booker.
Sushi(but not Japanese so much), Indian, Asian(Korean, Vietnamese esp.), Classic French, Southern US("Soul Food"), Latin, Italian/Mediterranean, BBQ, Cajun/Creole, all seafood(okay, no sea urchin or fugu).
Out of the Past, To Have and Have Not, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Auntie Mame(RR version, book too), Night of the Iguana, Marx Brothers, Young Frankenstein, Pink Flamingos(LOVE John Waters!), Heathers, Harold and Maude, Princess Bride, Dr. Strangelove, Alien, Animal House, Blade Runner, Hedwig, Rocky Horror, A Clockwork Orange, Tropic Thunder, Blue Velvet, Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Brazil(all Terry Gilliam), High Fidelity, Adaptation, Notorious, Rear Window(big Hitch fan), All David Cronenberg, Gilda, Cabaret(stories too).
G of T, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Deadwood, Young Ones, Ab Fab, Simpsons, Spongebob, Malcolm in the Middle.
Finally read Zeitoun...*whew* Sunday NYT, Moby-Dick, A Confederacy of Dunces, Annotated Brothers Grimm, Snow Crash, LOTR and The Hobbit, A Clockwork Orange. William Gibson, Bruce Sterling, Neal Stephenson, Neil Gaiman, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clark, Philip K. Dick. I grew up reading Golden Age Sci-fi and 19th century classics. I read 20th/21st century fiction upon recommendation. Hand me a book you love!
I have read all of the Song of Ice and Fire books.
The six things I could never do without
Lolz! Six. okc, you kid.
Music.
Laughter.
Bacon.
Lively and Visual Arts.
Beaches.
Affection.
Thrifting/Antiqueing
Non-Vanilla ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Traveling to see my far-flung friends. And just traveling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working *le sigh*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My tattoo included an offer from the "artist" to break my arm.
...and I hate two of the three "Holy Trinity" ingredients. :(
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you are not going to bring Jesus, Mohammed, Yahweh, Buddha, the Earth Mother or any of the scary blue Hindu avatars on our first date. Surely we don't need a chaperon.
...you are curious and want to know more. I'm friend-friendly.
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