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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 32–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:39am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
New Orleanian with a home in Naples.
Sorry if you were hoping for Italy.
I'm GGG and an ENFP, an outgoing flirt with a shocking sense of humor. I'm not a "guy's guy". I'm LGBTQ friendly.

If you are against abortion rights, if you are against LGBTQ constitutional civil rights, if you are an active alcoholic/addict/2 pack-a-day smoker, if you are fanatically religious, then it's not going to happen for us.

I've been around and have the adventure stories, scars, and mementos to show for it.
New Orleans too. I felt it when I arrived one August twilight to work a gig at sweaty pre-AC Tipitina's and eat many hangover breakfasts at Uglesich's.
I am home.
I am a reader. Classic Hollywood and a lot else in film entertains me. TV here and there, but I do not own one.
Live music and dancing make me happy.
I find myself in costume more than many folks, but not nearly often enough.
The radio is tuned all day in my kitchen to WWOZ.
My sartorial and decorating style are antique, vintage, and thrift with a few Mod Cons thrown in for utility and contrast.
I owned a vintage clothing shop that specialized in costume/formal wear rental. We drank, dressed up and partied a lot. Training for NOLA, hmm?
I like to cook, love to eat out and I mix a wunnerful cocktail.
In NOLA I pedal everywhere in all weather on the Basket Bomber Schwinn. In Naples, the green Bug will be rolling to the beach, antiquing and seeking out what's left of Old Florida. Weeki Wachee Mermaids, anyone?
I like to travel. I hike the ruins, stroll the museums and galleries, lounge on the beaches, dance to the music, eat the local dishes and drink the local fermented and distilled beverages.
I'm trying to do all those fun/goofy/silly events, openings, civic activities, art and culture thingies, and political outreach that make neighborhood and local life fulfilling.

Are you cynically hopeful, judgmentally open minded, adventurous but not reckless, unusual good-weird but not a hot mess? Stylish and substantial? Inquisitive and engaging? Do you take pretty good care of yourself and like to like the way you look?
Me too.
I like a little lipstick, makeup, and high heels.
On YOU, silly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a third generation entrepreneur workin' the Airbnb, gettin' back in the vintage/antique/costume business, lookin' to buy some funky houses and a bar.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Riding my cruiser, cocktail in hand.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hair. The dimples. The twinkle in my eye and the smile on my lips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Stooges, New York Dolls, MC5, Velvet Underground
Pistols, Clash, Damned, Buzzcocks.
X, The Cramps.
Beatles, Rolling Stones, The Who,
Chuck Berry, Elvis, Gene Vincent, Eddie Cochran
Little Richard, Bo Diddley,
Wynonie Harris, Cab Calloway, Louis Jordan,
Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf,
Parliament AND Funkadelic.

The Doctor, The Professor, Mr Booker, Mr. Dorsey, and Mr. K-Doe.

Sushi, Indian, Asian(Korean, Vietnamese esp.), Classic French, Southern US("Soul Food"), Latin, Italian/Mediterranean, BBQ, Cajun/Creole, all seafood(okay, no sea urchin or fugu).

Out of the Past, To Have and Have Not,
Gilda, Bringing Up Baby;
Auntie Mame, Young Frankenstein, Pink Flamingos, Dr. Strangelove, Animal House, Blade Runner, Hedwig, Rocky Horror, Brazil(all Terry Gilliam), Notorious, Rear Window(big Hitch fan), All David Cronenberg, Cabaret.

Finally read Zeitoun...*whew* Sunday NYT, Moby-Dick, A Confederacy of Dunces, Snow Crash, LOTR and The Hobbit, A Clockwork Orange. William Gibson, Bruce Sterling, Neal Stephenson, Neil Gaiman, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clark, Philip K. Dick. I grew up reading Golden Age Sci-fi and 19th century classics.
I have read all of the Song of Ice and Fire books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lolz! Six. okc, you kid.
Current affairs/political reportage.
The Arts, High and Low.
Non-Vanilla ;)
Ageing shop-cat Caesar, currently on the Lanai in Naples.
and last but not least, my bike.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Traveling to see my far-flung friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working *le sigh*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoo included an offer from the "artist" to break my arm.
...and I hate one of the "Holy Trinity" ingredients.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. are not going to bring Jesus, Mohammed, Yahweh, Buddha, Old Scratch, the Earth Mother or any of the scary blue Hindu avatars on our first date. Surely we don't need a chaperon.