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22 M Skippack, PA

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  • Ages 18–24
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Last Online
Yesterday – 10:32pm
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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"Show me a man without a dream, and I'll show you a man that's dead."

I'm Dave: game designer, actor, writer, and crazy. I speak in TVTropes and eloquent nonsense, live on dumb luck, and have an approximate knowledge of many things. INTP, for you MBTI folks.

I'm an awkward, nerdy guy. I say dumb stuff, am quite a bit of a klutz, and laugh too easily and too loud.

The fastest way to my heart is through the works of Dave Grohl, William Shakespeare, or Monty Python.

My Personality tab says I'm "Less Friendly to Strangers" and "Less Adventurous". I think that's bullshit--I try and treat everyone awesomely, and I'd do more adventure-y stuff if I found people to do it with.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to school to learn how to make games, playing a bunch of games, thinking about games to make, etc. Games are my life, and I don't say that as an exaggeration of "I love games". Games are my desired career path, and making great games is my main goal in life.

I do other stuff too, such as acting, singing in the car, watching Game Grumps, and taking naps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding inspiration in lots of things, laughing at myself (so that you don't have to!), and getting places way too early.

I'm told I'm not too shabby an actor and singer, and that I'm great at remembering pointless little tidbits of trivia knowledge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short.

(I'm about half an inch shorter than Napoleon Bonaparte was--he stood at 5'6", which was actually an average height in 19th Century France.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Big Games right now: FFTA2: Grimoire of the Rift, Rocksmith 2014, Team Fortress. Pokémon Emerald Nuzlocke in progress.
I'll also play just about anything you put in front of me, for the most part.

Books: Tolkein is hands-down one of my all-time favorite authors; I've read nearly all his works. I also love classical authors, such as Sun Tzu or Machiavelli.

Movies: Disney, Pixar, old spaghetti westerns, Clint Eastwood kicking ass, Star Wars (original trilogy only), LOTR, HTTYD, POTC, anything Monty Python or Mel Brooks.

Shows: Adventure Time, Firefly, Game Grumps/Steam Train/Table Flip, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mythbusters, QI, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Music: I love rock and roll above all else; favorite bands include The Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Queen, Nirvana, QOTSA, Fuel, Collective Soul, Lifehouse, and anything that includes Dave Grohl. I'm also a sucker for the Rat Pack, especially Sinatra or SDJ.

Food: Chinese, Italian, chocolate, Mexican, chocolate, edible, chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the typical family, Internet, etc.:

1) A shower in the morning. My hair won't behave otherwise.
2) Some time to myself now and then, to clear my head.
3) My lucky stone.
4) Questions. If I don't ask, I won't know.
5) Not getting hit by pickup trucks.
6) There is no number six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Crazy game ideas. I come up with them from nearly everything, but I share them with precisely nobody. They'll make me money someday!

Why the hell some people are still so ignorant and bigoted, in this modern age of readily accessible information and knowledge. We're swiftly becoming a global community; we can't afford petty prejudices.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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- I didn't know how to tie a shoe until I was in high school. I still prefer wearing shoes that don't need laces.

- My left front tooth broke in half in grade school--it didn't mend properly, so it's a bit bigger now than my right front tooth.

- I suffer from PTSD involving a very serious automotive accident that happened recently, and am working through it. Part of that means making fun of it, but it's still a scary thing.
You should message me if
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Hey, whatever floats your boat, man. Or lady. I much prefer ladies.

If you drive a pickup, we may have problems. I know from personal experience the phrase "hit like a truck".

Also, it's probably best you don't message me if you love country music or make duckface selfies.