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23 Richardson, TX Man


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  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
Black, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, my name is Adam. I test as an INTJ in the myers-briggs personality quotient which means i'm pretty introverted and analytical. I live with a Nihilistic Existentialistic point of view and do my best to not get too burnt about our situation here on Earth. I'm also a realist to the point of no return. I'm a big fucking nerd that can pour hours into vidya games. I have a job, car, and a phone and still don't like to get out much. I have a dark sense of humor so expect a dead baby joke at some point.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going back to class to finish the last two years of my bachelor's degree. I plan to keep it chill and copacetic for as long as possible in the hopes that I can one day become a tree. Caring for a dog, cat, and various plants.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
MacGyver solutions & troubleshooting.
Wasting time on the Internet. Procrastinating what can be done today for tomorrow.
Smoking lots of weed.
Following rabbits down their holes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

The Future Sound of London, Explosions in the Sky, Beach House, the bird and the bee, Bjork, Gang gang dance, Aim, Amon Tobin, Feist, Cocorosie, tame impala, pantyraid, broadcast, bass nectar, zebra, crystal castles, cypress hill, daft punk, doom, grouper, regina spektor, nujabes, ratatat, sublime, the velvet underground, The Knife... & all that shit you listen to with your stoner pals.

For your listening pleases and pleasures:

Tame Impala - Solitude is Bliss
Bjork - Pagan Poetry
Space Oddity - David Bowie
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist
Imagine - John Lennon
Feist - Inside and Out
Gang Gang Dance - Vacuum

TV Shows:

Firefly, Doctor Who, House, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek (Janeway is the best captain idgaf), MST3K, Adventure Time, Rick & Morty, Bravest Warriors, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Peep Show, Elementary, Mythbusters, Orphan Black, Burning Love, Broad City, Children's Hospital, Angel&Buffy (though I might just have the hots for Charisma Carpenter), Breaking Bad, American Horror Story, Trailer Park Boys, Mad Men, Eureka, Californication... fuck, basically anything that's good and doesn't treat the viewer like an imbecile.

Comedians: Carlin, Kinison, Pyror... etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sticky-Icky
2. Smoke
3. Herb
4. Marijuana
5. Wacky-Tabacky
6. Cannabis

Expect the smell of pot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The messy world we live in and all the different ways we've learned to separate and harm instead of coming together and the ignorant thoughts that support those rationales. I think humanity needs to humble itself in the magnificence of the cosmos and stop the selfish behavior.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
smoking weed and playing videogames or smoking weed and playing with power tools.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I see a permanent and chemically altered version of the world.

"Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence... You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here... in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul. " -Desiderata
You should message me if
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-you consider yourself intelligent and are aware of the vast knowledge "that we don't know we don't know."
-you care about the well-being of others
-you smoke weed all day every day, alllreadddyy...
-smarter than the average bear

Don't if you:
-have problems with LGBT people
-can't be around dogs or cats
-mad about anything you read
-think drugs are bad, mkay
-consider yourself a "princess"

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