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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:35pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
High school
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Modern nerd with confidence issues seeks anyone with a heartbeat and active brain cells. Line up ladies......

Honestly though I'm a very social guy who likes books, cinema, theatre, games and pretty much all media. I love to write and know possibly the strangest bunch of freaks on Earth, I call them my friends. I have very few requirements other than you accepting my total lack of interest in AFL or soccer.

Also if you like Justin Beiber or One Direction you probably don't want to hang around me. I will actively hate you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working too much, traveling not enough, and writing as much as I can. I also do some games journalism so if you like gaming, hooray! If not, well, darn.......
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty self depricating so kinda hard to trump myself up. I cook well and can carry a good conversation. Also I'm kinda devoted to my friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Little guy, wears suits a lot, knows far too much about tv and movies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Far too many to mention, but the following are some favorites:

Film: Blues Brothers (not the sequel), Stay, Solaris, avengers or any Marvel movie, Ed Wood, nightmare before Christmas,Catch and Release, once again, could go on forever..

T.V. : Community, Chuck, early Supernatural, Doctor Who, True Blood, Game of Thrones, Wilfred, Archer, HIMYM, Avatar (Prefer Aang to Kora), Arrested Development, Scrubs, Invader Zim, and Adventure Time.

Books: the Dresden Files, H.P. Lovecraft, Phillip K Dick, Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis, Charles Stross, Ernest Cline.

Music: Frightened Rabbit, Mumford and Sons, Chemical Brothers, New order, Metallica, The Birthday Massacre, Unheilig, Rammstein, Crystal Castles, Crowded House, most musicals....

Games: Oh so many, just ask on this one, it updates a lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends
Paprika (the Spice and the Anime)
Heat (I hate the cold)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty much everything, games stuff dominates at the moment, but it's my mind, so organization there isn't really a "thing".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends, seeing a film or nose deep in a book or game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm so pale I wonder if people think I'm ill.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like any of the above really, or if you have a truly bizarre sense of humor, or if you enjoy kitchen dancing.