Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello World, thanks for stopping by.
Well, here is my chance to be just a little bit egotistical and
rant about how I'm awesome for just a bit. So settle back, This
might take awhile depending on how fast you read and how much I end
First things first, I am a big honking nerd. I read often about
thrilling adventure. I enjoy playing games that use funny cards or
need weird dice. Also, Science rules!. Bonus points to you if you
catch that reference.
Secondly , I am reserved, some would say shy, in person if I don't
know you. This does go away the more I get to know people, However,
I am, in general, a quiet person overall; Just more so with
Third, I am a bit snarky. That's not a word you hear often
nowadays, is it? I claim this arises from my love of witty banter,
which itself comes from my secret desire to be a swashbuckling
pirate. Yarr, me hearties.... In any case, I like finding humor in
things and laughing at it, or at least grinning. This includes
self-deprecating humor, the occasional pun, and sarcasm. On a
related note, I express joy via laughter, so no, I'm not laughing
at you I'm just made happy by you. Make that I'm not necessarily
laughing at you. I swear...
Also, I am intermittently bad at grammar. I will once again cite
the swashbuckler desire here and claim that It do be me want o' the
swash that I do buckle me statements in to ways that god ne'er
'tended. To state that clearly, I have a bad tendency to twist up
words in both speech and writing. I do try to use proper English
but if you will be bothered by non perfect use of the English
language, look elsewhere and don't force me to do math at you. Arr,
Overall, I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses. Another
opportunity for you to earn bonus points there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to put my degree to use in the fashion that I'd like to, but
right now working a series of temp jigs.
Meanwhile, trying my hand at various hobbies. Home brewing in
currently an interest. Also, just being crafty, in general.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things and every so often stuff. Really I consider myself a Jack
for all trades..maybe, most trades...maybe the 9 of diamonds of
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I somehow snuck up on you. Ive been told often that i am
remarkably stealthy for a man of my size.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books and/or Writers: The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas,
Jim Butcher's Books, The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss, The
Warded Man by Peter V. Brett, KJ Parker's Engineer trilogy. Many
Movies: Moon, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Most of the
Die Hards(two was the first one sideways), Princess Bride, Stranger
Than Fiction, Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,
Defendor, This Film is Not Yet Rated.
I enjoy much of what can be called music. What I like at a
particular moment depends on the mood I'm in. If your really
interested I'll share some of my Pandora stations But I will always
have a soft spot for an amusing cover, such as Gin and Juice by the
Gourds or several of Van Canto's works.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
ummm.... there are many things that keep me alive and functioning,
but to start with,
1. My glasses
2. A good book
3. Mp3 player
4. Spell check
5. Allergy meds
6. Some fun games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombies, Bad jokes, Various schemes, Batman, the song that is stuck
in my head at the moment, When does one use the term whom? Why have
the books I'm looking forward to been pushed back? How can i get
people to use "brains?" as slang for "what are you thinking?" Why
am I awake at this hour?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking dinner, gaming with my friends, and having fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want to punch a Nazi on a Zeppelin
You should message me if
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You know who has six fingers on their right hand...seriously, if
you want to; as if you don't, why would you?
or if you noticed something wrong on my profile. For example, I
just noticed that I had quite down where I meant quiet.
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