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Spithe

29 M Carmel, IN

My Details

Last Online
Feb 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello World, thanks for stopping by.

Well, here is my chance to be just a little bit egotistical and rant about how I'm awesome for just a bit. So settle back, This might take awhile depending on how fast you read and how much I end up elaborating.

First things first, I am a big honking nerd. I read often about thrilling adventure. I enjoy playing games that use funny cards or need weird dice. Also, Science rules!. Bonus points to you if you catch that reference.

Secondly , I am reserved, some would say shy, in person if I don't know you. This does go away the more I get to know people, However, I am, in general, a quiet person overall; Just more so with strangers.

Third, I am a bit snarky. That's not a word you hear often nowadays, is it? I claim this arises from my love of witty banter, which itself comes from my secret desire to be a swashbuckling pirate. Yarr, me hearties.... In any case, I like finding humor in things and laughing at it, or at least grinning. This includes self-deprecating humor, the occasional pun, and sarcasm. On a related note, I express joy via laughter, so no, I'm not laughing at you I'm just made happy by you. Make that I'm not necessarily laughing at you. I swear...

Also, I am intermittently bad at grammar. I will once again cite the swashbuckler desire here and claim that It do be me want o' the swash that I do buckle me statements in to ways that god ne'er 'tended. To state that clearly, I have a bad tendency to twist up words in both speech and writing. I do try to use proper English but if you will be bothered by non perfect use of the English language, look elsewhere and don't force me to do math at you. Arr, math.

Overall, I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses. Another opportunity for you to earn bonus points there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to put my degree to use in the fashion that I'd like to, but right now working a series of temp jigs.
Meanwhile, trying my hand at various hobbies. Home brewing in currently an interest. Also, just being crafty, in general.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things and every so often stuff. Really I consider myself a Jack for all trades..maybe, most trades...maybe the 9 of diamonds of most trades.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I somehow snuck up on you. Ive been told often that i am remarkably stealthy for a man of my size.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books and/or Writers: The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas, Jim Butcher's Books, The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss, The Warded Man by Peter V. Brett, KJ Parker's Engineer trilogy. Many others.

Movies: Moon, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Most of the Die Hards(two was the first one sideways), Princess Bride, Stranger Than Fiction, Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Defendor, This Film is Not Yet Rated.

I enjoy much of what can be called music. What I like at a particular moment depends on the mood I'm in. If your really interested I'll share some of my Pandora stations But I will always have a soft spot for an amusing cover, such as Gin and Juice by the Gourds or several of Van Canto's works.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
ummm.... there are many things that keep me alive and functioning, but to start with,
1. My glasses
2. A good book
3. Mp3 player
4. Spell check
5. Allergy meds
6. Some fun games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombies, Bad jokes, Various schemes, Batman, the song that is stuck in my head at the moment, When does one use the term whom? Why have the books I'm looking forward to been pushed back? How can i get people to use "brains?" as slang for "what are you thinking?" Why am I awake at this hour?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking dinner, gaming with my friends, and having fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to punch a Nazi on a Zeppelin
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know who has six fingers on their right hand...seriously, if you want to; as if you don't, why would you?

or if you noticed something wrong on my profile. For example, I just noticed that I had quite down where I meant quiet.