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Splatterpunk13

37 Dallas, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
High school
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Seeking someone who can take a joke as well as give one. Who is also not interested in anyone's approval rating other than themselves. Must not have any interest in over privileged millionaires playing with balls, or scripted reality. Must love sarcasm, irony, the positive aspect of negative thinking, laughing til they cry, animals, walking aimlessly through the city at 3 am, argyle socks, and cuss words.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working too much, sleeping too little, learning new things, trying to cook outside of my skill set,walking my dog, reading more than could be healthy for any human being.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One liners, sarcasm, obvious observations, watching bad movies, caring more about what my dog thinks about me than other people do. Sleeping through important events, not knowing or caring about reality TV or horrible pop/ rap artists, steeping tea, discussing theoretical cosmology.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos, facial hair and eye lashes are what people comment on most.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Carl Sagan, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Michio Kaku, Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, Mumia Abu Jamal, Greg Graffin, Poppy Z. Brite, Lilith Saintcrow, Ray Bradbury, Issac Asimov, George Orwell, H.G Wells, Arthur C. Clark, Hellen Keller

Movies: The Beyond, Suspiria, Return Of The Living Dead, Critters, Pan's Labyrinth, V For Vendetta, Phenomena, They Live, The Thing, Night Of The Demons(87), Repo Man, Suburbia(82), Contact, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Sixteen Candles, Pretty In Pink, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Boys Don't Cry, The Crying Game, Drop Dead Fred, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Alien, Silent Running, Streets of Fire is my all time favorite movie ever.

TV: Fuck TV

Music: let's face it the last two Morning Glory albums are all I have been listening to since May. Crust Punk, Grindcore, Doom Metal, Death Metal, Sludge, Thrash, Hardcore, Anarcho Punk, Old School straight up Metal, Industrial, Synth Pop, Dark Wave, Real Country(Not the current pop shit that is popular) Psychedelic, Proto-Metal, Noise Rock, Power Violence, Power Electronics, old school goth, new wave, no wave, cold wave, pretty much anything aside from top 40 radio.

Food: Vegan
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My pets
Books
Humor
Kiwis
Rain
Sunglasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Better and quicker ways to fall asleep, the importance of vinyl as a musical format, why people seem to argue over things they basically agree on, argyle socks, chamomile tea and my growing addiction to it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Everyday is different, sometimes things repeat, but not often enough to be typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't drive, I hated doing it, some people love it and are good at it. I could not get the idea that I was in control of a 2 ton eco system destroying projectile out of my head enough to be comfortable with it. I own a Vespa but live in a community close knit and urban enough to be utterly OK with walking or biking to pretty much anywhere I need or want to go.
You should message me if
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You are awake at 3am, you can carry a conversation on things other than TV or sports, you love cosmology, your genetalia does not dominate your needs, you appreciate vinyl, gourmet tea and dogs.