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  • Ages 21–39
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My details

Last online
Sep 28, 2014
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Yeah so first things first, I can't type, hence the name, it should be Splendidtutional. It's kind of a conglomerate of words that my cousin came up with years ago and I have since stolen. I thought it fitting.

I tend to be pretty laid back. I like to think that I have a good sense of humor. Things make me laugh and I like to make other people laugh.

I love to snow ski. I even used to work at Winterpark. I also like to mountain bike in the summer. I like movies, books, and I do like to party. Also, if anyone likes to play euchre yuker or yucher let me know. I am always looking for people to play with.

I wouldnt say that my mouth is repulsive, but nothing is sacred, just ask my friends. I don't like to think of myself as blunt, so much as, tactfully blunt. I seem to have a way of saying things in such a way that gives the feeling of "oh, i suppose that MIGHT be true" Rather than "I can't believe you just said that you complete @$$hat!" Call it a gift that you can thank my overly sensitive mother for. I also talk with my hands, so don't stand too close when I get excited, you might get hit. If you do I am sorry, but I might also find it funny.

I have been trying to write a few songs on the guitar lately. This I have found, is much more difficult than some people make it seem. I guess I just don't have the knack for songwriting. grr!

I do not speak french well enough to be able to properly write a self summary in French. But since this thing will not let me update other parts of my english profile unless I make something here, I am putting this here. Well, hopefully that is long enough. back to the good stuff.

I am quirky, thoughtful, and snide
What I’m doing with my life
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Civil Engineering for the Air Force. The title is deceptive. I do no actual engineering. I actually use a magic eight ball in order to come up with cost estimates so projects can get funded. This will hopefully take me many wonderful new places, but Im not holding my breath.

-What are we gonna do tonight Brain?
-The same thing we do everynight Pinky. Try to take over the world!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snow Skiing. I also like to play the guitar and am pretty good at that. I am also pretty good at fixing just about anything, as long as it is inanimate. No relationship or people fixing going on here. I like helping people. I can give advice based on my own experiences. I like to observe people and see what works, so I think I may be able to help a little beyond my own experience based on what I have seen my friends and family do.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am easygoing and easy to get along with
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lots of books and movies. 1984 by George Orwell is a good one. I also like A Brave New World by Aldus Huxley, Ayn Rand's Anthem, Into This Air by Jon Krakauer. Anything by Kurt Vonnegut (R.I.P) I like all kinds of books. Movies. I like Fight Club and Snatch. The Big Lebowski is a good one. Kill Bill 1&2 are definately fantastic movies. Really, anything Quentin Terantino is good. For music I like mostly alternative. But I am pretty open to most anything except bad rap, which is almost all of it. Favorite bands include a lot you have probably never heard of, (if you have consider yourself among the cool of society) like Travis, Big Head Todd and the Monsters, Moe, Caroline's Spine, Zero 7 all kinds of stuff. I also like bands like Live, Green Day, Flogging Molly, A.F.I., Incubus and lots of other I can't think of right now. I love good food. Favorite might be Italian. I also like Japanese, Chinese, and of course good all american hamburgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar, my computer, my brain (I like that big hunk of gray matter, does a lot of good for me. Little bad too). Music. food, love food. My bike makes seven, hmmm...(OK, now that I have actually counted, the bike is in fact six, maybe I should rething the engineer thing) But snow skis do make seven. maybe food isnt really necessary...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I am going to afford a new bike, and which one to buy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
skiing, or partying. I could also be camping, watching a movie with friends, or maybe just sleeping. Could be at the bar too. Been doing a lot of that lately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I built my own computer. I am that big of a geek.
You should message me if
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It is unlikely that my foul mouth would repulse you.