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Splintersnake Away

23 / M / Straight / Single

Garden City, Michigan

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello, my name is Joe. I am currently living in Garden City. I do work full time as an account manager at a craft beer and fine wine distributor. My job requires quite a few hours to complete in a week, but when you love what you do it doesn't matter much how long you work. I know I put drinks very often, but you have to keep in mind my job. I don't drink to get hammered, I just for the taste and often stop after one pint or bottle in a night.

As for me, I love being active, and going out to see the world. There is a story behind everything, and I want to know what that story is. I love to travel, I just wish I had more time to dedicate to traveling. I am a massive history buff, I also love watching movies, playing video games, watching football.

When I'm not working or learning new things I love to go out to the bars, especially brewpubs, and hang out with people. I am the kind of person to go sit at the bar and talk to everyone sitting there.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently working full time and saving/waiting to buy a house.
I’m really good at
Computers
Driving
Cooking
Baking
History
Video games
Feeling like a jerk in this section from gloating
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile and my eyes. Or the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have never been into Television. I do, however, love to watch movies. One of my favorite movies, despite it being so inaccurate about so many things, is The Patriot. I love almost every genre.

I listen to almost every kind of music. Country, rock, pop, alternative, country, classical, Oprah, some rap. As long as its not dubstep, I enjoy it.

Some of my favorite books are Guns Germs and Steal, Collapse: How Societies choose to fail or succeed, San Ya Blues, Anything to do with political movements, Gary Paulsen books (Yeah, little bit a guilty pleasure but i love the adventures), Cirque Du Freak series, The Last Wish (It was originally Polish then translated into English), The Last Samurai, Anything on the JFK assassination, Dan Brown books, I could keep going but I feel like the list is boarding on too long already...
The six things I could never do without
No particular order.

1) My car. Without it I wouldn't be able to work, also wouldn't be able to go do things.
2) Sarcasm. Spices up the world.
3) Music. To drown out the countless hours i spend driving.
4) Good food/drinks. Adds flavor to life.
5) My friends and family. Yep. Said it.
6) Learning. I just love to learn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on the night. Not every Friday is the same. Sometimes I like to stay in and chill. Other times i go out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do all my math problems and logic problems in pen. Yeah I'm a badass
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating