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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–39
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:28am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Strictly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm intelligent, opinionated, funny, adventurous and analytical. I'm definitely a geek, which I define as getting very enthusiastic and occasionally more than a little obsessed with things. I like learning about anything new.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working hard on a career in food, which is my biggest passion. I'm branching out into working for myself as a mercenary chef, which keeps me busier than I'd dared to hope when I crafted this crazy plan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ticking thing off lists
Setting bizzare challenges for myself
Telling stories
Overthinking pop culture
Learning useless stuff and remembering it FOREVER
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you were one of the forty nine Australians who crashed on my sofa last year, the first thing you noticed about me was my thousand yard stare as I let you into the flat at three o'clock in the morning. I miss you guys...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Royal Tenenbaums, Lost In Translation, V For Vendetta, The Princess Bride, The Breakfast Club, Little Miss Sunshine, True Grit, The Avengers

Anything by Haruki Murakami, especially Norwegian Wood, A Wild Sheep Chase and The Wind up Bird Chronicle. Anything by Neil Gaiman, especially Sandman.

Game of Thrones, Once Upon a Time, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Community, Sherlock, Buffy.

The Mountain Goats, Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, Massive Attack, The Clash, Lou Reed Warren Zevon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Feminist critiques of pop culture.

How to be a grown up without being boring.

New recipes

What would have happened if Ned Stark had led the rebellion against the Targaryens instead of Robert.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've always worked retail/hospitality, so Friday has basically never been the end of my week. On my ideal night out, I'm with a couple of friends, and we're either at a pub or someones house just chatting and drinking, or at a comedy show or a movie or doing something completely random that I would never have thought to do if someone hadn't dragged me to it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is a very simple and totally guaranteed way to make me laugh no matter how sad or serious a mood I'm in.

You take something, anything at all - remote control, shoe, piece of fruit, anything, and put it on your head. Then you say the magic words:

"Hey look, I'm Lady Gaga"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have something you're nuts about and you want to tell someone about it.

You like really good food. Or really good television.

You have a "hey look I'm Lady Gaga" (see above) picture you want to show me.

Or otherwise if you're smart, sarcastic, adorkable or in any other way just awesome to be around.