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25 Beltsville, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 30
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off, I am not Batman, pity, I know but hey we can't win them all.

Anyway enough of the weird stuff. I'm an outgoing nerdy dude who probably doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut sometimes. The outdoors and the indoors are both realms I frequent. I like reading, video games, movies as much as frisbee, biking, or hiking.

I've seen plankton glow in the dark in Puerto Rico, played hand drums for iguanas in the Caribbean, and walked the illuminated streets of Paris.

I can be a fierce liberal, I'm always a staunch Ally, and Earth is more than just my home.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Though I wish I were pursuing my childhood dream of exploring unknown places, and discovering and proving the existence of the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot, I am involved in the less admirable, less ambitious field and probably less important field of Renewable Energy. And no I don't use that electricity to power my Frankenstein's Monster maker machine. Though I think that would be cool.

Just moved to the DC area, still getting my apartment in order and making plans to explore everything I can from the city to the numerous natural areas around here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Board games (Settlers of Catan, Risk, Lords of Waterdeep, Cards Against Humanity, Betrayal at House on the Hill) making analogies, not being a ninja, making faces, not closing tabs on Chrome and having to bookmark 10 articles a day so I can eventually get to them.

Finding the center of the room, starting dance parties, letting the general populace's opinion of me slide.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either I'm quiet and reserved, or loud and bombastic. Most of the time I'm just a cannon salvo waiting to be fired, light the fuse and wait for the boom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I read a lot of science fiction, fantasy and non-fiction. Preferably I enjoy things that questions our place in the universe and rattle the cages of our minds. Currently working through Malazan: Tales of the Fallen.

Shows: Parks and Recreation, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, Bojack Horseman. Currently working through Twin Peaks. I'm a big fan of cartoons (I think they can be better than most "normal TV"), Venture Bros might hold the top slot.

Movies: These are my thing. I love watching and analyzing random details. Again science fiction is a strong point, but South Korean movies have a special place in my heart. Princess Mononoke is possibly my favorite movie of all time .

Music:I don't even know where to begin here, but if you know anything about the Polish Ambassador, we can definitely be friends.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies on a big screen and in the dark
A good story
Dancing - seriously, I can't stop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Environmental activism, my carbon footprint, what new veggies to try out, how many licks it takes to get to center of the tootsie pop, what justice must taste like. I think a lot about nuance, and how if one thing phrased two different ways can change the meaning of the phrase (i.e. not giving a fuck vs giving zero fucks).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Casting magic spells to fight goblins and forest trolls. Or commanding large legions of paper monsters destroying my enemies ruthlessly. Saving the world. Maybe even dancing in the rain.
Or probably at the movies, hopefully enjoying some young chap, or beautiful dame display their moxxi on the silver screen.
Sometimes I grab a mug of mead with my fellow warriors, or slug some dredge from a barrel with my robed companions, or ....go to a bar with some of my friends. I ran out of clever metaphors, deal.
You should message me if
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You're a feminist, not afraid to be loud, looking for a gamer buddy or need the whitest dance partner to make you look better.

You like to explore new things, whether it be through cooking, gaming, walking. I work to be adventurous.