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26 F Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am bad at introductions. My name is Kate and I am turning to OKC because I am way too socially awkward to meet people face to face.

I am a pretty weird individual. I enjoy stereotypical geek activities such as Dungeons and Dragons, and video games, though I've been told it is completely frustrating watching me play Ocarina of Time (but I always get through the dungeons eventually). I kick ass at Skyrim though. I play the accordion, poorly. I have a very nice singing voice but I'm shy about it. I like going for long, rambling walks, and don't consider it a success unless I come home covered in mud and possibly poison oak.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a seamstress, hardcore DIY-er, and maker of weird shit. I'm pretty good at a lot of things, but an expert in none, which I'm ok with. I'd rather learn to do something rather than have someone do it for me. I don't have much of a social life so I'm pretty much always working on something cool.

My degree says I'm a fashion designer but in reality I take care of small children for a living and build weird crap for other people to enjoy on the weekends. We always had to talk about our design aesthetic at school but mine's like "yeah I found this cool thing on the sidewalk and I stuck some LEDs onto it because those are neat".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If you have an idea for something cool you can tell me and I'll be like "yeah I think I can make that".

Unless you want a custom made three piece suit and you need it in like two weeks and it has to be perfect. Fuck that shit I'm a stoner college student not a magical seamstress elf.

Playing accordion in a robot arm.

Macguyvering shit. If I need to rig something up, I will find a way. My favorite example is one time my borrowed accordion's strap was too big, so I stuck a maxi pad on it and it worked perfectly.

Also my brain seems to be really good at storing weird facts and bits of trivia, which I almost exclusively bring up at really inappropriate times.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My constantly changing hair color and style.

My prominent nose. Apparently it's a thing on my grandfather's side of the family. I was the only grandkid to inherit it. It made me really self-conscious as a teenager and I couldn't wait to get it fixed, but I've grown to like it. My facial profile is instantly recognizable, like a hot dykey version of Alfred Hitchcock. It makes drinking soda from a can really hard though, and sometimes I burn the tip of it trying to light joints.

Also I have been told I have really nice eyes. They are dark gray which is pretty unusual. I'd like to get contacts but I don't like touching my eyeball.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm starting to come to terms with the fact that I love accordion music a little too much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Beer
2. Swiss Army knife
3. Scissors (if no scissors, see #2)
4. Various costumes and disguises
5. A vast collection of books
6. Fuzzy animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The state of the world, the meaning of life, and boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, watching cat videos on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I shave my pubes into sideburns and draw on a little face with a mustache, top hat, and monocle. I can't really explain why I do this, I just like to feel dapper sometimes.

I collect antique vibrators.
You should message me if
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you like adventures, are smart, kind, drama-free, and able to hold both intelligent and silly conversation (sometimes both at the same time). If you like to stay in rather than go out, and/or won't get mad if I suddenly get anxiety and want to stay in and hide.

You want to dress up like flappers and go out to a speakeasy and make out in a dark corner.

You wanna hang out because chances are I wanna hang out too but I'm too shy to message you first.