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27 Alameda, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 12
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I am bad at introductions. My name is Kate and I am turning to OKC because I am way too socially awkward to meet people face to face.

I am a pretty weird individual. I make costumes and build props for fun. I play video games sometimes. I play the accordion, and have a nice singing voice but I'm shy about it. I like going for long, rambling walks, and don't consider it a success unless I come home covered in mud and possibly poison oak.

Disclaimer: I can't actually go on long, rambling walks with you right now because I have a weird bone tumor in my knee. It's not trying to kill me but it makes hiking really shitty. I need to get it cut out but I'm a giant weenie. If you ask nicely I'll show you the crazy x ray.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a seamstress, hardcore DIY-er, and maker of weird shit. I'm pretty good at a lot of things, but an expert in none, which I'm ok with. I'd rather learn to do something rather than have someone do it for me. I don't have much of a social life so I'm pretty much always working on something cool.

My degree says I'm a fashion designer but in reality I take care of small children for a living and build weird crap for other people to enjoy on the weekends. We always had to talk about our design aesthetic at school but mine's like "yeah I found this cool thing on the sidewalk and I stuck some LEDs onto it because those are neat."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If you have an idea for something cool you can tell me and I'll be like "yeah I think I can make that".

Unless you want a custom made three piece suit and you need it in like two weeks and it has to be perfect. Fuck that shit I'm a stoner college student not a magical seamstress elf.

Picking up foreign languages. I actually ran out of space down there to list all of the ones I've studied. I have a degree in Italian but it turns out there's not a lot of demand for fluent Italian speakers, so I mostly use it to freak out lost tourists in San Francisco by giving them directions in their mother tongue and when I need to cuss but there's children around.

Playing accordion in a robot arm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm probably wearing a costume. I'm like a master of disguise, except that implies doing some sort of cool activity while in disguise, and I mostly just sit around drinking beer or whatever I do normally.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm starting to come to terms with the fact that I love accordion music a little too much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good food, good friends, and good beer (does that count as one thing?)
2. Swiss Army knife
3. Scissors (if no scissors, see #2)
4. Various costumes and disguises
5. A vast collection of books
6. Fuzzy animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The state of the world, the meaning of life, and boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting around without pants on, watching cat videos on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I shave my pubes into sideburns and draw on a little face with a mustache, top hat, and monocle. I can't really explain why I do this, I just like to feel dapper sometimes.

I collect antique vibrators.
You should message me if
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You like adventures, are smart, kind, drama-free, and able to hold both intelligent and silly conversation (sometimes both at the same time). If you like to stay in rather than go out, and/or won't get mad if I suddenly get anxiety and want to stay in and hide.

You want to dress up like flappers and go out to a speakeasy and make out in a dark corner.