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Spongemom
26 / F / bisexual / Seeing someone
Coffeyville, Kansas
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 7" (1.70m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Libra and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Unemployed
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Has 1 child
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am crude, and offensive, and you know you like it.
My Self-Summary
Oh I love these things! You fill in a bunch of stuff about
yourself, and then people read it, and then they know stuff about
you! It's fascinating how that works! I've heard stories about the
old days, where people actually had to SPEAK to each other. OMG how
weird would THAT be?
If you must know, I'm a 25 year old mother of a 6 year old boy, I have my veterinary assistant certificate but there's nowhere in town to put it to use, currently unemployed because Coffeyville SUCKS.
I finally got my Jeep back, but it still needs hundreds of dollars of shit done to it. I NEED A JOB!
If you must know, I'm a 25 year old mother of a 6 year old boy, I have my veterinary assistant certificate but there's nowhere in town to put it to use, currently unemployed because Coffeyville SUCKS.
I finally got my Jeep back, but it still needs hundreds of dollars of shit done to it. I NEED A JOB!
What I’m doing with my life
Dating the most beautiful girl in the world.
Running an online gay bar. gayloungeonline.com if you're interested.
I also hope to one day live in the zoo in Sydney, Australia.
Yes. Live in.
Move along.
Running an online gay bar. gayloungeonline.com if you're interested.
I also hope to one day live in the zoo in Sydney, Australia.
Yes. Live in.
Move along.
I’m really good at
Over-thinking, over-analyzing, over-logical-izing, ummm...
The first things people usually notice about me
I pick on everyone around me. I offend people, often on purpose. No
one is safe from my intentional Tourette syndrome.
Not even you.
And that I don't smile much. People think I don't like them, when in fact, I really just... don't like them.
Not even you.
And that I don't smile much. People think I don't like them, when in fact, I really just... don't like them.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: I prefer the kind that are printed on paper. The best ones
are the ones that have all the pages in order and held together
somehow. Makes the story easier to follow.
Movie: You know... that one... what's-her-name and what's-his-face were in it. You know the one... where they went to that place and said those things and did that stuff. That one.
Music: That kind with the instruments that make all sorts of noises. Sometimes there are voices that go along with it. You should check that out sometime. It's pretty cool.
Food: You know when you put something in your mouth and it turns out to be edible and you chew it and swallow it and digest it and shit it out the next day? I like that.
Movie: You know... that one... what's-her-name and what's-his-face were in it. You know the one... where they went to that place and said those things and did that stuff. That one.
Music: That kind with the instruments that make all sorts of noises. Sometimes there are voices that go along with it. You should check that out sometime. It's pretty cool.
Food: You know when you put something in your mouth and it turns out to be edible and you chew it and swallow it and digest it and shit it out the next day? I like that.
The six things I could never do without
Aside from my son, my girl, oxygen, sustenance, and
shelter...
Internet
Phone
Music
Books
Vehicle
Hoodie
These change with my moods.
Internet
Phone
Music
Books
Vehicle
Hoodie
These change with my moods.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything and nothing.
Often simultaneously.
Comes with the territory.
Often simultaneously.
Comes with the territory.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't decide what to do by the day of the week.
Again, those moods...
Again, those moods...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Is that I have private things.
You should message me if
You're not afraid.
...
You should be afraid.
...
You should be afraid.
