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Spoodieodie

29 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Apr 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like to do stuff sometimes, except when I don't.

I rerentlessly quote The Simpsons and other related tv stuff knowing full well the listener will have no idea what I'm talking about 95% of the time

My life is exactly like the beach volleyball scene in top gun

I'm not about to do all the legwork here. I'm a catch
What I’m doing with my life
I wear my big kid pants to my big kid job
I’m really good at
Being a sarcastic ass. I think it's funny. I know where to walk on a sidewalk, so it kind of balances out...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Talking heads for the win. Old crow medicine show; red hot chili peppers; trampled by turtles; billy Joel; foreigner; Neil young; the beach boys; queen; Tom petty; ccr; Beatles; and such and such

Also, Faith + 1 is the best christian rock group in the history of man
The six things I could never do without
Affliction / ed hardy / tap out t-shirts a size too small

Shirtless selfies taken in a bathroom

Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fairer sex, cartoons I have memorized, motorbike stuff, my dog, being a world traveler
On a typical Friday night I am
Beer league softball pretending to be good at sports
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You find me at least as attractive as I find me
You believe dinosaurs
You hate yourself at least a little for being on OKcupid
-Or-
You're a medical doctor supermodel looking for a stay at home dad