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32 Santa Ana, CA Man


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  • Ages 23–33
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My Details

Last Online
Aug 21, 2014
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Vietnamese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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It is a long story but I am (pseudo)named after a cat. But I do like to tell and hear a good story, so if you've got one, lay it on me. The last time I went to Seattle I accidentally became some guy's gay love affair. There is exactly one pair of panties somewhere in the world with my face printed on it. For about thirty minutes I was supreme commander of a paintball army. Felicia Day thinks I'm an idiot.
What I’m doing with my life
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That was all in the past though, and life has settled down since then. Today I am a scientist/engineer at a small medical device company. As it happens, the world's smallest human body implant is about the width of a human hair.

We made it.

Obviously there's bigger fish than me, but we are curing glaucoma, and I'm proud to be a part of this team. Though I admit, sometimes I do miss my days of being an idiot, gay paintball commander. ~Memories...

Other than that I'm mostly focusing on improving my health and fitness. I do Crossfit a few times a week, yoga twice a week, and indoor rock climbing. I can finish a V3, how about you?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm a good writer. Indeed, my words can move the hearts of men, and the highest mountains, but not necessarily in that order.

The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm short. Well I might be small, but trust me, I am very big where it counts.

That is my heart, obviously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Okay, let's make sure we're clear on a couple things, or we won't get along:

The best movie ever made was Coming To America, starring Eddie Murphy and every black actor ever.

The best book ever written was Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers by Mary Roach.

Hahaha, relax. I'm just kidding. We can still be friends. But seriously though, that's some of the best shit ever up there.

We can talk all day about music, as my taste is pretty varied. What's your favorite song and will you sing it for me? My true passion is heavy metal but I'm a fan of anything with great vocals, instrumentality, and epic songwriting. I like Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Journey, Muse, Audioslave, and Earth, Wind & Fire (Oxford comma? You tell me).

The only show I watch is Game of Thrones. My favorite character is Ser Davos, because he's the only atheist in all of Westoros. Obviously he's wrong because he saw some lady give birth to a fucking shadow monster but still. Atheists represent!

I like to eat pretty much everything. Tacos, sushi, dim sum, it's all good, but my favorite food is Indian. That's my celebration food, so if you wanna party with me you gotta be Down With the Saagness.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music/al instruments
Baseball caps
Friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've been to a lot of second-hand stores, but never seen a Raspberry Beret.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I make erotic computer games.

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