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Spooner1212

41 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dry, sarcastic, curious and kinky. Garnished with chopped irreverence and marinated in sunblushed silliness. Best served with a vintage bottle of Carpe-Diem with some wafer thin perspective to create the perfect dish.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to have fun, which is actually hard work when you have a boring mortgage and bills to pay. Nevertheless I'm still looking for a partner with an evil glint in their eye; someone intelligent, gorgeous, fun, exasperating and slightly mad but who also has a dirty, adventurous, streak a mile wide.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing the inherent absurdity in just about all situations. Seeing the good in individuals. Thinking before I speak, speaking the things I thought, wondering if what I just spoke was what I just thought and getting confused.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know what they say about it always being the quiet ones? In this case it's more than true, you can see it in my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My movie tastes are all over the place. Bridget Jones's Diary, Lone Wolf and Cub, Moulin Rouge!, Amelie, Delicatessen, Kill Bill, Lord of the Rings, Jurassic Park, Pandora's Box, The Seventh Seal, American Pie, Solaris (original), House of Flying Daggers...

Music is the same. Beethoven, Barber, Tom Waits, Lana Del Ray, Britney Spears, Metallica, Pixies, Starship...

Books: Lord of the Rings, Tropic of Cancer, Miss Smilla's Feeling For Snow, The Corrections, Moby Dick, Peyton Place, Henry and June, High Fidelity...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air
A sense of humour
My mind, such as it is
Books, lots and lots of books
Sleep
An extremely kinky outlook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that so few people on this site mail or IM each other
The number 42.
How to create a time machine
World Peace
Why belly button fluff is always blue
...and sex
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever comes to mind. I don't have the teenage obsession with partying from friday to sunday any more, but I do if I feel like it, one of the perks of getting older. Spending a lazy summer afternoons in a pub in Soho or Leicester Square, just talking about life and keeping track of the world as it goes by.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually God, but don't tell everyone or they'll want my autograph.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're intelligent, can think at 90 degrees to the rest of the world, want weird and wonderful conversations about everything and anything. If you want to just try things just for the sake of trying or laugh at he absurdity of life.