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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29-42
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:01am
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I don't have A-List, so "likes" don't work on me unless you're very recognizable through a blurry image.

After reading many a profile, I've noticed that there is a lot of emphasis placed on knowing when to use the appropriate homophone, so I feel compelled to let you know that I know the difference between your and you're, not to mention yore. I know the rest, too, which makes me a big hit at parties.

I'm more of a Peter Walsh than a Richard Dalloway.

I'm an over-educated guy who went to some New England schools. I have two Ivy League degrees, so if you like smart guys, I could probably introduce you to some.

I'm from all over the country and travel all over the world. Worldly possessions make me restless, so I try not to grow attached to them.

During the day (and less frequently at night) I work for a much-beloved educational publisher that shall remain nameless. You might know us for a big, red dog with whom we're associated. Basically, I create stuff for the Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride, trying to holler at you.

Trying to be a good human being who avoids wasting the world's resources and taking advantage of others. Reliving my decade of teaching to help build adaptive online education options for kids in prisons and other less-than-desirable circumstances. Riding the A train, curating the art collection of my family (three members of my immediate family are working artists; the other three pretend to be). Helping my mom with public art projects and installations. Talking about different strains of hops and when to add them to the wort.

Listening to this song on repeat in my head:

Urban hiking from Crown Heights to Manhattan and back again while creating new ways to rank the bridges.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
DIY anything. I even do things myself that you shouldn't do yourself, but I stop short of home surgery.

Searing scallops.

Camping. I'm an Eagle Scout, though I'm sending my medal back. Bunch of bigots, they are.

Making homemade barley pops and oat sodas.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Practicing pogonologist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I prefer Colbert to Stewart.

Parts Unknown, Nathan for You, True Detective, Luchas de Muchachos, Three Idiots, M, Dead Man, Cabin Boy, Get a Life, Bottlerocket, City of Glass, Time's Arrow, Fun Home, Watchmen, Grendel, The Baron in the Trees, The Electronic Kool-Aid Acid Test, The Grapes of Wrath, The Sound and the Fury, As I Lay Dying, Breaking Bad, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Pete and Pete, Party Down, The IT Crowd, Peep Show, Snuff Box, Howling Wolf, Muddy, Neil Young, First Aid Kit, Son Volt, The Stones, Sparkle Pony, Di Fara's Pizza, Hibiki, seafood, Toto Ramen, and cuisine from the subcontinent. I also love the Cinnamon Snail.

Top 5 Dylan Songs in no particular order:
"Meet Me in the Morning"
"You're a Big Girl Now"
"The Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll"
"Abandoned Love"
"I Want You"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'll know 'em when I see 'em.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether edtech will ever deliver on its promises.

The Sriracha shutdown.

When I'll return to Tokyo.

Why a city this size can't produce a decent flour tortilla or chooses not to.

What is an "activity partner?"

How to hitch a ride on the flatbed of one of those yellow construction trains in the subway.

How George Zimmerman keeps getting dates.

The fact that no one has ever fallen from the ramp at the Guggenheim.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Celebrating the one-week anniversary of the previous Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wrote, directed, and starred in every J Date commercial.

I can't believe it took me so long to realize Saul Goodman is a play on "it's all good, man."

I can tie survival/rescue knots, but I still tie my shoes using the bunny ears method.

I may have allowed a large number of people to believe I was half Inuit a few years back.
You should message me if
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You want to be the Cholula to my Tapatio.