Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DISCLAIMER-I don't smoke weed but I like funny signs. That pic was
taken in Laos recently. Also, the kids are my niece and
So my mom is Korean and old and on the Face Book. I'm not sure how
this happened but she added me and some of my family and friends.
At first, I was afraid but she can barely turn on a computer so I
thought no harm. Then she got an iPhone. Then an iPad. Then I got
the first broken English comment on a pic that already had lots of
comments. Then she wrote on my wall, 'why you not married yet'?
That got a comment high of 72. High embarrassment and comedy at the
same time in those comments from friends, exes and people that now
want to add my mom. Does anyone know if there are parental
controls? She is the female version of Larry David and I often feel
like I'm living in a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. Anyway, she
wants me to find someone, so here I am.
Some of the life lessons I've learned that defines me:
-Don't waste time.
-If you smile at someone, they might smile back.
-You may fall for the most unexpected person at the most unexpected
-Help those who need help.
-Humor can be found in the dodgeous places/situations.
-The worst decisions make the best stories.
-Never let your actual age dictate how old you feel. I still feel
like I did when I was 28.
-Dont sweat the small stuff-Life is too short to hold
-Family is #1.
-Have Fun. I think the best compliment I've received is 'you always
seem to have fun, no matter where you are'.
So in all seriousness, I am a driven guy with lots of good things
going on in life. I don't feel pressure to find someone, it's just
that I feel that being single is somewhat unfullfilling. While I am
funny and kind of a smart ass, I still have goals and a true desire
to meet someone extraordinary. I hope to meet someone that has a
shared interest in sports, traveling, eating, drinking, having fun
and living life to the fullest. Someone beautiful on the inside as
well as outside. I've gone out with empty beauty before and it's
not for me. Life doesn't have to be difficult. I don't do well with
anger or insecurity because I'm a chill and easy going person. I
want to find someone that would travel somewhere for a couple weeks
that likes adventure vs sitting by the pool. I like someone that
can get away. If any of this interests you or want to learn more,
drop me a message...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The cliche "Life is Short" really hit me a couple years ago when a
college buddy passed away from a very quick cancer. Since then,
I've taken on the cliche by working so I can travel the world. I've
taken a couple month long trips and plan to do that every year
while I can. I'm interested in Cuba next.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Enjoying life, giving and accepting advice and seeing the humor in
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smile, butt, eyes, arms, humbleness. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book-Naked by David Sedaris
Movies-Shawshank Redemption, Caddyshack
Shows-Orphan Black, NCIS, Chopped, River Monsters, Love it or List
Bands-U2, OAR, DMB, Jack Johnson, Coldplay, Rage against the
Currently reading - Understanding Women, A Guide For Dummies. I'm
on page 7097.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Sense of adventure/humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The insecurities of getting older. Not just me but with family and
others. My mom went through a triple bypass and my dad broke his
leg this year. Kinda tough for sure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends for dinner/drinks after a long week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm addicted to Crack. Trivia Crack that is. Don't download the App
if think you're smart.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Conversations and attraction starts with a smile in real life. If I
smile/favorite you and you like my profile, let's connect. I don't
want to waste anybody's time with trying to come up with a great
pickup line that didn't work on you already.
You probably heard them all. If you have a sense of adventure but
like nights relaxing at home, enjoy travelling, sports, movies, tv,
music, and exploring-we might be a good match.
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