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33 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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“I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.”

-Dr. Suess

As an aside, I'm not that weird.
What I’m doing with my life
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Keeping busy. I work with animals. Feel free to ask for more specifics if you're interested.

I spend a lot of my free time with my doggy, Larry. He's my little tri-pod buddy.

I do comedy stuff from time-to-time. Sketch, stand-up, bla bla bla.

I'm also back in school.

Lots of other ill shit, too.
I’m really good at
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Empathizing. Making people laugh. Finding the silver lining. Holding the door open for people. Snoozing twice in the morning. Parallel parking. Texting and driving. Listening. Talking. Drinking water. Spelling. Typing. Math. Playing with puppies. Taking naps.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a lot of music on my Ipod, but i'm almost always listening to Titus Andronicus, Okkervil River, Bright Eyes, or Andrew Jackson Jihad, The Pogues, The National, Arcade Fire., and so on.

Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, Sciency stuff, historyee stuff, all sorts of stuff.

Movies and books are just fine too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mom
My dad
My sister
Last but not least, my doggy, Larry
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All I think about is OKCupid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In or out, awake or asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I worked at a grocery store in high school around the time The Titanic came out. Whenever the Celine Dion song came on in the store, I would hide in the bathroom. Not to avoid it, but so I could listen to it in its entirety.
You should message me if
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You have a Boxer I can play with.

Update: I don't need your Boxer anymore. I got my own.

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