Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really get sick of always having to send the first message on
Hi, I'm Sam. Young dude in a good place enjoying my youth as much
as I can. I have a degree in Philosophy and it might seem obvious
if you talk to me. I've been described as "pensive". Textbook INTJ
for all you Myers-Briggs folk.
Rock over London. Rock on Chicago.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am generally in a very good place. I work for a charity
organization which helps uninsured people get medical care. I train
Brazillian Jiu Jitsu and I go to a lot of concerts.
This is my soundcloud if you want to hear some shitty electronic
beats I made: https://soundcloud.com/shmuel-gatoz
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making conversation, making music, and making coffee.
Knowing all sorts of trivia.
Growing a beard in a relatively short period of time.
Wearing speedos at the beach/pool.
The first things people usually notice about me
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This might sound really egotistical, but people tell me I'm smart a
lot. That's probably it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All lists are incomplete (I think they are for everyone), but they
should give a good idea.
The Trial by Franz Kafka
Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon
Adios Scheherazade by Donald E. Westlake
Dune by Frank Herbert
Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy
The Man in the High Castle by Phillip K. Dick
Anything Hunter S. Thompson.
The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
On the Waterfront
The Great Silence
The Sweet Smell of Success
The White Stripes
The Drive-by Truckers
Parts & Labor
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Godspeed! You Black Emperor
The Butthole Surfers
Men Without Hats
Acid Mothers Temple
Any band from Lenny Kaye's Nuggets compilation
Apples (Braeburns in particular)
Noodles of all kinds
Most chicken dishes
Not big on spicy food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many girls on here mention how much they love Netflix in
their profile. Netflix is cool, but why would you bring it up on
your dating site profile?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Best case scenario is a concert.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I unironically adore the song Safety Dance. A lot.
Leopard print drives me wild.
I ask too many questions.
I have Tourette's Syndrome.
You should message me if
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You know where my username comes from.
You just have a cool youtube vid to share.
You know what a berimbolo is.
You can shred like Al Di Meola.
You drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.
You can teach me to Parkour.
You've beaten Zelda II for the NES.
You know the lyrics to It's the End of the World As We Know it (And
I Feel Fine) by heart. (I do too.)
If you live in the NW 'burbs let's meet up sooner rather than later
for dinner or coffee or something. I've had some good distance
correspondence on here, but if we're <10 miles apart let's do
the get to know you thing face-to-face.
Who are you looking for?
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