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27 Northbrook, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:54am
Straight, Heteroflexible
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Not at all
Catholicism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really get sick of always having to send the first message on this site. I think I'm pretty much done doing it. Not worth the effort. Message me I'll respond.

Hi, I'm Sam. Young dude in a good place enjoying my youth as much as I can. I have a degree in Philosophy and it might seem obvious if you talk to me. I've been described as "pensive". Textbook INTJ for all you Myers-Briggs folk.

Rock over London. Rock on Chicago.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am generally in a very good place. I work for a charity organization which helps uninsured people get medical care. I train Brazillian Jiu Jitsu and I go to a lot of concerts.

This is my soundcloud if you want to hear some shitty electronic beats I made:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making conversation, making music, and making coffee.
Knowing all sorts of trivia.
Growing a beard in a relatively short period of time.
Wearing speedos at the beach/pool.
Giving hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This might sound really egotistical, but people tell me I'm smart a lot. That's probably it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All lists are incomplete (I think they are for everyone), but they should give a good idea.

The Trial by Franz Kafka
Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon
Adios Scheherazade by Donald E. Westlake
Dune by Frank Herbert
Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy
The Man in the High Castle by Phillip K. Dick
Anything Hunter S. Thompson.

The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
District 13
Annie Hall
On the Waterfront
The Great Silence
The Sweet Smell of Success

Twin Peaks
The Prisoner
The Wire
Breaking Bad
Ninja Warrior

Sonic Youth
The Minutemen
The White Stripes
The Drive-by Truckers
Immortal Technique
The Ventures
Parts & Labor
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Wu-Tang Clan
Godspeed! You Black Emperor
The Butthole Surfers
Men Without Hats
Kaki King
Fela Kuti
Acid Mothers Temple
Rhys Chatham
Neil Young
Any band from Lenny Kaye's Nuggets compilation

Apples (Braeburns in particular)
Noodles of all kinds
Most chicken dishes
Not big on spicy food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many girls on here mention how much they love Netflix in their profile. Netflix is cool, but why would you bring it up on your dating site profile?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Best case scenario is a concert.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I unironically adore the song Safety Dance. A lot.
Leopard print drives me wild.
I ask too many questions.
I have Tourette's Syndrome.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know where my username comes from.
You just have a cool youtube vid to share.
You know what a berimbolo is.
You can shred like Al Di Meola.
You drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.
You can teach me to Parkour.
You've beaten Zelda II for the NES.
You know the lyrics to It's the End of the World As We Know it (And I Feel Fine) by heart. (I do too.)

If you live in the NW 'burbs let's meet up sooner rather than later for dinner or coffee or something. I've had some good distance correspondence on here, but if we're <10 miles apart let's do the get to know you thing face-to-face.