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26 Northbrook, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really get sick of always having to send the first message on this site.

Hi, I'm Sam. Young dude in a good place enjoying my youth as much as I can. I have a degree in Philosophy and it might seem obvious if you talk to me. I've been described as "pensive". Textbook INTJ for all you Myers-Briggs folk. Also, while I live in Northbrook, I work in the Westchester/Oak Brook area (very close to Oak Brook Mall) so if you live in that area it'd be easy for me to meet you for dinner. Mondays and Fridays are my good nights to do stuff.

Rock over London. Rock on Chicago.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just got my first post-college job which leaves me with the free time and disposable income to enjoy my nights and weekends. I am generally in a very good place. I work for a charity organization which helps uninsured people get medical care. I train Brazillian Jiu Jitsu and I go to a lot of concerts.

This is my soundcloud if you want to hear some shitty electronic beats I made:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making conversation, making music, and making coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This might sound really egotistical, but people tell me I'm smart a lot. That's probably it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All lists are incomplete (I think they are for everyone), but they should give a good idea.

The Trial by Franz Kafka
Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon
Adios Scheherazade by Donald E. Westlake
Dune by Frank Herbert
Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy
The Man in the High Castle by Phillip K. Dick
Anything Hunter S. Thompson.

The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
District 13
Annie Hall
On the Waterfront
The Great Silence
The Sweet Smell of Success

Twin Peaks
The Prisoner
The Wire
Breaking Bad
Ninja Warrior

Sonic Youth
The Minutemen
The White Stripes
The Drive-by Truckers
Immortal Technique
The Ventures
Parts & Labor
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Wu-Tang Clan
Godspeed! You Black Emperor
The Butthole Surfers
Men Without Hats
Kaki King (the woman in my profile picture)
Fela Kuti
Acid Mothers Temple
Rhys Chatham
Neil Young
Any band from Lenny Kaye's Nuggets compilation

Apples (Braeburns in particular)
Noodles of all kinds
Most chicken dishes
Not big on spicy food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music...I'll just leave it there.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The most recent new thing I've learned of whatever it may be. When something seizes my mind it really seizes it.

Why so many of the most interesting girls on here live such long drives away.

My bizarre affinity for girls named Caitlin and all it's variant spellings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Best case scenario is a concert which is becoming very frequent these days. Sometimes just out with friends somewhere or maybe at a library or at home if I need to be by myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I unironically adore the song Safety Dance. A lot.
Leopard print drives me wild.
I ask too many questions.
I have Tourette's Syndrome.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know where my username comes from.
You just have a cool youtube vid to share.
You know what a berimbolo is.
You can shred like Al Di Meola.
You drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.
You can teach me to Parkour.
You've beaten Zelda II for the NES.
You know the lyrics to It's the End of the World As We Know it (And I Feel Fine) by heart. (I do too.)

If you live in the NW 'burbs let's meet up sooner rather than later for dinner or coffee or something. I've had some good distance correspondence on here, but if we're <10 miles apart let's do the get to know you thing face-to-face.