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28 F Bronx, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:30am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary

Britta here. Yes, like the water filter. No, you truly are the first person in the history of ever to toss me that zinger. Mer. Moving on...

I'm a relatively new resident of NYC (since Nov. '13) and would like to meet more people in the area...

I'm spending my days crafting, reading, and going for long walks at NYBG. (It's a mere two blocks from my apartment! I leapt on that membership with the ferocity of a fruit fly on things that have taste. Old growth forests? A waterfall? Oodles of flowering and non-flowering plants to doodle? I'm designing the afterlife that I don't believe in every time I step foot in this vonderland.

That's right, I'm an Athiest. But you already scanned that section after b-lining to my photography department. Please leave all superstitious thought at the door... we're grown-ups now.

Aside from that, I invite you to review my questions 'with explanations'. You'll get a rough picture of how my brain does (and doesn't) work.

And by the way, I don't know the programming language LISP... I just have the speech impediment and was amused by the option.
What I’m doing with my life
Attending college/ making collages.

Yes! After a month of paper-cuts and Perpetually Sticky Finger Syndrome, my Etsy now lives!
I’m really good at
I have artistic talent but I don't have any interest in leaping into a painting career. Fine to have as a hobby, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
Nowadays it's this copper-plated cranium that I've been rocking... Oxidation is always a concern, though. Will the menfolk mind when the dusty, seafoam green sets in?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Go here...

Podcasts: Radiolab, Stuff You Should Know, Inquiring Minds, Intelligence Squared Debates, Thinking Allowed (See what they did there? Thinking Aaaa-loud? 'Cuz it's a podcast and that involves talking... Just wanted to point that out because I'm extremely worried that such a clever name is not getting its deserved laud.) and, last but not least, The Bugle.

Movies: Amelie, Rubber, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Even Dwarves Started Small, Lolita, Daisies, The Holy Mountain, Funky Forest, Memento, Mirrormask, The Fall, Inception, Being John Malkovitch, Blue Velvet, Adaptation, I <3 Huckabees, Dancer in the Dark, Lars & the Real Girl, The Ballad of Jack & Rose, Waking Life, Pi, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Grey Gardens, Harold & Maude, Bringing up Baby, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Monty Python: Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life.

Documentaries: Inequality for All, Beauty is Embarrassing, Jesus Camp, Kumare, The Zeitgeist trilogy, Earthlings, Planet Earth.

Shows: Cosmos, Nova, Nature, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Peep Show, Children's Hospital, Flight of The Conchords, Portlandia, Whitest Kids You Know, Mr. Show, Community, Sarah Silverman Show, and Shaye Saint John when I'm craving something especially weird.


Food: I'm a pescetarian, so I typically eat fish about twice a week. (usually in the form of a salmon steak.) My palate is loaded with color- greens, reds, purples, and oranges. And I make a mean Pizza on the face of naan.
The six things I could never do without
Sources of new, educational information (e.g. podcasts, books, documentaries, museums, etc.) sources of laughter, tea, wholesome food, nature walks, and sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The usual... whether the cosmoshitstuff vibrating inside the infinite loopisms form a glimmering doorway to the quarty-vith dimension and if the song of the lunar moth is the same frequency as that of our white star mother.
On a typical Friday night I am
This area is under construction.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to have Pica as a child and would eat coinage and various other metal bits.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to grab coffee/tea and explore one of the many awesome museums within our realm...

(Also accepting applications for indoor rock-climbing partners.)