San Diego, CA> St Paul, MN> San Diego, CA> Big Bear, CA> Mahomet, IL> Youngstown, OH> Champaign/Urbana, IL> Sadorus, IL> Phoenix, AZ> Mahomet, IL> Oak Park, IL> St. Paul, MN> Mahomet, IL> Modesto, CA> San Ramon, CA> Oconomowoc, WI> Milwaukee, WI> Minneapolis, Mn> St Paul, MN> Palm Coast, FL> Brooklyn, NY> Bronx, NY (>?)
Yeeks, 21 pointy things. (Weren't you counting?) Like studs on a crust punk's "fragrant" jacket. Those arrows speak a language of strength and boldness. Shuffling around the country sculpted me into a highly-adaptable and personable creature... but one who always worries when the next wicked case of wanderlust will choose to strike. (Typically after two years of living in a single location.) Then it's off again...
Eh, to be honest- I'm sort of lacking the gusto required to promote myself. "Ooh, ooh! Pick me! I'm mate-with-able!" So I think I'm just going to fake this profile out with a semi-coherent-shmangle of text blurbs. Romance your pants right off!
(Admission: Maybe it's just the sterilized nature of the online dating sphere that leaves me less-than-breathless. Because every doe-eyed girl (or boy) dreeeeaams to meet the man (or woman) of their heart's most earnest and wild imaginings through a slick, companion selection app. The Soulless Soulmate Shopping Center. Are you experiencing difficulty finding the type of product you are searching for?
Hmmm. What organic options remain when (even when we are swimming in a sea of other humans) the fear of being the slightest bit vulnerable to one another weighs too heavily upon our minds for us to muster the courage to puff up our hearts and bridge the chasm between ourselves and the other person. It's pitiful. But.. anyways. Let's own up to our inability to forge meaningful connections in the "real world" and embrace this online dating machine, right? Yeah-That's the spirit!)
And now that THAT elephant has been herded out of the room...
The Rest of My Profile:
I recommend that you review my questions 'with explanations'; you'll get a rough picture of how my brain does (and doesn't) work.