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SprocketConover

24 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Mike. I'm a bartender, musician, horror enthusiast, batman nerd, socially inept.
I've just moved to SJ from San Francisco, so I'm still testing the waters in DTSJ. Just looking for friends, maybe something more if we really connect.

I really hate these things. So, I'll make it easy for you. Ask me stuff.

Tumblr: http://sprocket-conover.tumblr.com/
IG: sprocketconover
What I’m doing with my life
I bartend on the weekends, thinking about getting back into cooking as a profession. Trying to find fun things to do here in San Jose that don't involve being in a bar, or spending a shit ton of money.
I’m really good at
Making off-color comments at inopportune moments. And making people laugh, from what I'm to understand. I can also make you a killer bloody mary.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, then my voice, then my tattoos if they're showing, then my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hannibal series, Harry Potter, House of Leaves, Dangerous Angels, etc.

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Saw series, Cabin in the Woods, I Am Legend, Evil Dead (original and reboot) Night of the Living Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street, Childs Play, Halloween, Trick 'R Treat, Hocus Pocus, The Mummy (original and reboot series) you get the picture.

Shows: HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Fringe, Simpsons, American Dad, Gravity Falls, Futurama.

Music: Lamb of God, Devildriver, Chimaira, GWAR, Emilie Autumn, Nekromantix, JFAC, Whitechapel, Rob Zombie.

Food: If its deep fried, I'll probably consume it. Sushi, Italian, Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Music
Horror Movies
Stout Beer
Marlboro Reds
Tattoos
Piercings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking about what I'm doing with my life, and what bars other than my own that I want to work at.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually working. Every once in a blue moon I get a Friday night off, and then I'm usually either solo-barhopping or at home watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been told I was boring once, and it actually really bothered me. More than it should have.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you wanna talk. Or laugh. Or make inappropriate jokes. or if you just wana know a bartender downtown (not too surprising)

Just know that no one gets free drinks unless I REALLY like them.