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24 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 17
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Mike, more commonly known as Sprocket. I'm a bartender, and a kiosk manager in Santana Row. I used to play music professionally around the country. I also used to help manage one of the premiere haunted attractions in the bay area. I listen to rock/metal/country/virtually everything. I'm pretty quiet when I first meet someone, but once I'm comfortable around you, I tend to get loud.

I find it difficult to find friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Working. Outbound sales during the week, bartending on the weekends. Trying to find fun things to do here in San Jose that don't involve being in a bar.
I’m really good at
Making off-color comments at inopportune moments. And making people laugh, from what I'm to understand. I can also make you a killer bloody mary.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, then my voice, then my tattoos if they're showing, then my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hannibal series, Harry Potter, House of Leaves, Dangerous Angels, etc.

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Saw series, Cabin in the Woods, I Am Legend, Evil Dead (original and reboot) Night of the Living Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street, Childs Play, Halloween, Trick 'R Treat, Hocus Pocus, The Mummy (original and reboot series) you get the picture.

Shows: HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Fringe, Simpsons, American Dad, Gravity Falls, Futurama.

Music: Lamb of God, Devildriver, Chimaira, GWAR, Emilie Autumn, Nekromantix, JFAC, Whitechapel, Rob Zombie.

Food: If its deep fried, I'll probably consume it. Sushi, Italian, Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Horror Movies
Stout Beer
Marlboro Reds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking about what I'm doing with my life, and what bars other than my own that I want to work at.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually working. Every once in a blue moon I get a Friday night off, and then I'm usually either solo-barhopping or at home watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been told I was boring once, and it actually really bothered me. More than it should have.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Message me because you fucking want to. Fuck all the superficial shit you just read through trying to figure out if we might get along. You'll never really know someone without speaking to them, so say fuck it and take the chance.

Worst case scenario, you think I'm an asshole, and move on with your life. Best case scenario, you think I'm an asshole, but you stick around.