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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:05pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from high school
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So... Me summed up in a paragraph. Fuck that, bullet points.

-I'm generally very quiet in new social environments.. Unless I have at least one good friend with me, I tend to stand back and observe people in the wild.
-I play music professionally. Is it fun? Hell yes. Is it lucrative? Not even a little bit. I plan to start touring extensively early next year for the official album release.
-I swear constantly. Some find it crass or offensive. I don't care.
-I worked in Social Justice for over two years fighting for women's rights, LGBTQ+ equality, racial equality, and nature conservancy.
-I personally identify as pansexual.
-I also identify as a (now) passive feminist.
-I have very little idea what I'm actually doing with my life.
-I SUCK at dating in the traditional sense. Want to hang out, grab a drink and maybe some food? Rad. Want me to plan out a date? Please don't make me do that, I'll embarrass myself.
-I have a deep seated love for camping, even though I haven't done it in over three years.
-I work in/run haunted houses during the Fall season. I won't be this year because I'll be running a Spirit store.
-Lover of all things horror/Halloween.
-Former bartender.
-Light to moderate body mod, depending on your definition.
-Lover of beer.
-Hater to beer snobs.
-I can drink you under the table.
-Please don't challenge me on that.
-I don't drive, I ride a bike. I'm fighting the urge to buy a car again.
-I think I'm losing that fight. Sacramento is HUGE.
-ENTP, for those who care.

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What I’m doing with my life
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What AM I doing with my life?

Playing copious amounts of music, relocating my life, and generally adventuring* while I'm still young enough to do so.

* I totally consider binge-watching Netflix to be an adventure in its own right.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making off-color comments at inopportune moments. And making people laugh, from what I'm to understand. I can also make you a killer bloody mary.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, then my voice, then my tattoos if they're showing, then my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hannibal series, Harry Potter, House of Leaves, Dangerous Angels, etc.

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Saw series, Cabin in the Woods, I Am Legend, Evil Dead (original and reboot) Night of the Living Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street, Childs Play, Halloween, Trick 'R Treat, Hocus Pocus, The Mummy (original and reboot series) you get the picture.

Shows: HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Fringe, Simpsons, American Dad, Gravity Falls, Futurama.

Music: Lamb of God, Devildriver, Chimaira, GWAR, Emilie Autumn, Nekromantix, JFAC, Whitechapel, Rob Zombie.

Food: If its deep fried, I'll probably consume it. Sushi, Italian, Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Horror Movies
Stout Beer
Marlboro Reds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music. Most notably mine. Figuring out if I want to start bartending again or be lazy and get back into retail. Different ideas for haunt characters/themes/scenes/costuming/props.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either playing a show, hanging at my regular bar, out riding my bike, or watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ask, and you shall receive.
You should message me if
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If you wanna talk. Or laugh. Or make inappropriate jokes. Or if anything on here has made you think we might be friends.