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SprocketConover

25 Sacramento, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Mike. I'm a professional drummer, bartender, Haunted Attraction consultant, horror enthusiast, batman nerd, socially inept.
I'm currently in the process of moving back to Sacramento from San Jose to start my new adventure taking another chance with my musical abilities. My mind is comprised of music, horror, food, inappropriate jokes, and empty space. I'm looking for someone to fill in the blanks.

I really hate these things. So, I'll make it easy for you; I don't message first. I am a male talking to females. Statistics show that I WILL be ignored. Ask me stuff, Even if it's just a "Hi" Show some interest and break some social norms in the process.

Tumblr: http://sprocket-conover.tumblr.com/
IG: sprocketconover
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What AM I doing with my life?

Playing copious amounts of music, relocating my life, and generally adventuring* while I'm still young enough to do so.

* I totally consider binge-watching Netflix to be an adventure in its own right.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making off-color comments at inopportune moments. And making people laugh, from what I'm to understand. I can also make you a killer bloody mary.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, then my voice, then my tattoos if they're showing, then my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Hannibal series, Harry Potter, House of Leaves, Dangerous Angels, etc.

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Saw series, Cabin in the Woods, I Am Legend, Evil Dead (original and reboot) Night of the Living Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street, Childs Play, Halloween, Trick 'R Treat, Hocus Pocus, The Mummy (original and reboot series) you get the picture.

Shows: HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Fringe, Simpsons, American Dad, Gravity Falls, Futurama.

Music: Lamb of God, Devildriver, Chimaira, GWAR, Emilie Autumn, Nekromantix, JFAC, Whitechapel, Rob Zombie.

Food: If its deep fried, I'll probably consume it. Sushi, Italian, Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Horror Movies
Stout Beer
Marlboro Reds
Tattoos
Piercings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music. Most notably mine. Figuring out if I want to start bartending again or be lazy and get back into retail. Different ideas for haunt characters/themes/scenes/costuming/props.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either playing a show or watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not very fun if I say it now, is it?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you wanna talk. Or laugh. Or make inappropriate jokes. Or if anything on here has made you think we might be friends.