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SprocketConover

25 M San Jose, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Mike. I'm a bartender, musician, horror enthusiast, batman nerd, socially inept.
I've just moved to SJ from San Francisco, so I'm still testing the waters in DTSJ. Just looking for friends, maybe something more if we really connect.

I really hate these things. So, I'll make it easy for you; I don't message first. I am a male talking to females. Statistics show that I WILL be ignored. Ask me stuff, Even if it's just a "Hi" Show some interest and break some social norms in the process.

Tumblr: http://sprocket-conover.tumblr.com/
IG: sprocketconover
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I bartend on the weekends, thinking about getting back into cooking as a profession. Trying to find fun things to do here in San Jose that don't involve being in a bar, or spending a shit ton of money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making off-color comments at inopportune moments. And making people laugh, from what I'm to understand. I can also make you a killer bloody mary.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, then my voice, then my tattoos if they're showing, then my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hannibal series, Harry Potter, House of Leaves, Dangerous Angels, etc.

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Saw series, Cabin in the Woods, I Am Legend, Evil Dead (original and reboot) Night of the Living Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street, Childs Play, Halloween, Trick 'R Treat, Hocus Pocus, The Mummy (original and reboot series) you get the picture.

Shows: HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Fringe, Simpsons, American Dad, Gravity Falls, Futurama.

Music: Lamb of God, Devildriver, Chimaira, GWAR, Emilie Autumn, Nekromantix, JFAC, Whitechapel, Rob Zombie.

Food: If its deep fried, I'll probably consume it. Sushi, Italian, Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Horror Movies
Stout Beer
Marlboro Reds
Tattoos
Piercings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking about what I'm doing with my life, and what bars other than my own that I want to work at.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working. Every once in a blue moon I get a Friday night off, and then I'm usually either solo-barhopping or at home watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I was boring once, and it actually really bothered me. More than it should have.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you wanna talk. Or laugh. Or make inappropriate jokes. Or if anything on here has made you think we might be friends.