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Spudson84

29 M Burbank, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm sure this is the part where I am supposed to reel off my many talents showcasing my wonderful originality & uniqueness laced with a touch of off the wall quirkiness but alas I am not so blessed. I think in order to get an accurate picture of someone, you must have other people describe you. Here are some choice quotes from others...

"He didn't emigrate, we exiled him" - David Cameron.

"He's the only man who has moved me to rage,malice and horrible tears. He makes setting yourself on fire seem like an appealing part of the job." - Dalai Lama

"I'd do him." - Bill Clinton

"I've considered the reintroduction of apartheid just to keep him away." - Nelson Mandela

"He stole my hat and kicked me in the shins." - The Pope

"I have a belly button." - George W. Bush
What I’m doing with my life
Living it, surprisingly enough.
I’m really good at
Lots and lots of things
The first things people usually notice about me
You mean besides my Abercrombie & Fitch good looks and sparkling disposition?!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There are far too many of these to be contained in such a short amount of space. To give you an indicator, my movie collection stands at about 1300. I'm not even getting into my music and books.
The six things I could never do without
Crunchies
Fox Classics
PG Tips
Tottenham Hotspur
Oxygen
Possibilities

Barring the last one, extra points if you know what any of these are, (googling them is cheating)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dyslexic agnostics and their pondering of whether or not there actually is a dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once volunteered for an afternoon at a suicide hotline. The press dubbed it lemming Sunday.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
The world is ending, (I'm good in a crisis). If you're a heart breaker, (I like heart breakers, they're fun). You know what the longest word in the dictionary is, (No, its not supercalafragilousbeexpialidosius). You're quite fond of cheese, (preferably on crackers), or if it was you who decided it was a good idea to, (not the voices in your head)