"He didn't emigrate, we exiled him" - David Cameron.
"He's the only man who has moved me to rage,malice and horrible tears. He makes setting yourself on fire seem like an appealing part of the job." - Dalai Lama
"I'd do him." - Bill Clinton
"I've considered the reintroduction of apartheid just to keep him away." - Nelson Mandela
"He stole my hat and kicked me in the shins." - The Pope
"I have a belly button." - George W. Bush