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SpurlockA

29 Seattle, WA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:54pm
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
Black, White, Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Management
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not nearly as fucking serious as I look in most my picutres. I really should put another one up there of me smiling, because I'm really a happy person. I love my life, it's busy and very structured and I couldn't be happier about it. In my free time I love being outdoors doing anything besides swimming. I fucking hate swimming - It's a real thing. And on the days where it's gloomy I love sitting inside reading or cleaning. I generally have a hard time sitting still for too long.

I love indoor plants and hot showers.

I hate writing about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Shooooot, I'm just living life to its fullest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being really good at things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
•Anything Chuck Palahniuk or Mark Twain. Lit by Mary Karr Catcher in the Rye (super cliché, I know), the Hunger Games trilogy, Echo, Sci Fi... Mostly fiction.
•When Harry Met Sally.
•Vaderpump Rules. Shark Week. Game of Thrones. X files. Dr. Who. Golden Girls. Girls.
•Dolly Parton. Blackstar. Of Monsters and Men. Lana Del Ray. Mumford and Sons. Neil Young. Scorpions. Jim Croce. Pussycat Dolls pandora and Motown pandora are golden...
• Bacon. Bananas. Dark Chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sobriety
Friends
Food
Tweezers
Water
My right hand
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working then I'm prolly hanging out with my friends eating. I like to eat, I also like to cook.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the result of artificial insemination.
You should message me if
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If you want to.