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SpurlockA

29 Seattle, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:45pm
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
Black, White, Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not nearly as fucking serious as I look in all my picutres. I really should put another one up there of me smiling, because I'm really a happy person. I love my life, it's busy and very structured and I couldn't be happier about it. In my free time I love being outdoors doing anything besides swimming. I fucking hate swimming - It's a real thing. And on the days where it's gloomy I love sitting inside reading or cleaning. I generally have a hard time sitting still for too long.

I love indoor plants and hot showers.

I hate writing about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time and volunteer on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Following through
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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•Anything Chuck Palahniuk or Mark Twain. Lit by Mary Karr Catcher in the Rye (super cliché, I know), the Hunger Games trilogy, echo..
•Steel Magnolias. Shawshank Redemption. When Harry Met Sally.
•Vaderpump Rules. Shark Week. American Pickers. Game of Thrones. X files. Dr. Who. Golden Girls. Girls. Boardwalk Empire...
•Dolly Parton. Blackstar. Of Monsters and Men. Lana Del Ray. Mumford and Sons. Neil Young. Scorpions. Jim Croce. Pussycat Dolls pandora and Motown pandora are golden...
• Bacon. Bananas...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sobriety
Friends
Food
Tweezers
Water
My right hand
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work Friday's. However, when my 'friday' rolls around I am usually hanging out with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like crafting and like watching golf...

I am the result of artificial insemination.
You should message me if
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You're looking to have a fun time with a pretty decent lady.