Fact: I don’t kick it with pessimists. Sarcastics? Yep. Pragmatics?
Totally. Realists? For real. Straight up Pessimists? No, thank
Likes: my son, laughter, honesty, music, curiosity, leisurely
walks, foodgasms, football, kisses, wine, and kindness. Lots of
Dislikes: calories, bugs, dishonesty, baked beans, eye rolls, poor
grammar/spelling, tactlessness, coffee, doing dishes, and the
I’m on the internet often. I often find myself on long, wandering
walks with no destination in mind.
I’m open to short-term dating (because it’s fun), but know that I
am dating with an eye for the long term (because it’s more fun).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just a girl doing my best for me and my son.
I’m really good at
Thumb wrestling. Doing shots without flinching. Buying surprisingly
thoughtful gifts. Opening beer bottles with my teeth. Microwave
meals. Making people laugh. Laughing. Being a Mummy. Writing
amazing CV's & covering letters. Answering questions on The
The first things people usually notice about me
I would say my large expressive eyes or my striking smile, but
let’s be serious – it’s probably my massive boobs. That or the fact
that my socks don’t match.
The six things I could never do without
Air, water, food, sleep, human contact, and my son. I’m a simple
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the world is a messed up place, and how I can fix it. Also,
what I'm having for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either with my 5 year old son or out and being everywhere I
shouldn't be ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an open book. Ask me anything. (Note: this is not an answer)
You should message me if
You believe in love and romance (aka you’re a total hopeless
You think that your already-pretty-great life is better when shared
with someone, and you’re ready to find that someone now-ish.
You’re as likely (and as happy) to spend Sunday lazying away in bed
as you are to be playing games and enjoying the outdoors, but no
matter what you do, there will be brunch.
Your idea of a good first date is stealing a car, jet skiing across
the Atlantic ocean, and as the sun sets over the azure waters, with
bottles of wine in our hands we pretend we're the last two people
on the planet, because at that moment of perfection, it'd be all
(Or we could just go for chicken nuggets at Mcdonalds.)