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36 Poole, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 17, 2013
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Christianity but it’s not important
Has kid(s) and might want more
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Fact: I don’t kick it with pessimists. Sarcastics? Yep. Pragmatics? Totally. Realists? For real. Straight up Pessimists? No, thank you.
Likes: my son, laughter, honesty, music, curiosity, leisurely walks, foodgasms, football, kisses, wine, and kindness. Lots of kindness.
Dislikes: calories, bugs, dishonesty, baked beans, eye rolls, poor grammar/spelling, tactlessness, coffee, doing dishes, and the washing.
I’m on the internet often. I often find myself on long, wandering walks with no destination in mind.
I’m open to short-term dating (because it’s fun), but know that I am dating with an eye for the long term (because it’s more fun).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm just a girl doing my best for me and my son.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thumb wrestling. Doing shots without flinching. Buying surprisingly thoughtful gifts. Opening beer bottles with my teeth. Microwave meals. Making people laugh. Laughing. Being a Mummy. Writing amazing CV's & covering letters. Answering questions on The Chase.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would say my large expressive eyes or my striking smile, but let’s be serious – it’s probably my massive boobs. That or the fact that my socks don’t match.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, food, sleep, human contact, and my son. I’m a simple person.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the world is a messed up place, and how I can fix it. Also, what I'm having for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either with my 5 year old son or out and being everywhere I shouldn't be ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m an open book. Ask me anything. (Note: this is not an answer)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You believe in love and romance (aka you’re a total hopeless romantic too).
You think that your already-pretty-great life is better when shared with someone, and you’re ready to find that someone now-ish.
You’re as likely (and as happy) to spend Sunday lazying away in bed as you are to be playing games and enjoying the outdoors, but no matter what you do, there will be brunch.

Your idea of a good first date is stealing a car, jet skiing across the Atlantic ocean, and as the sun sets over the azure waters, with bottles of wine in our hands we pretend we're the last two people on the planet, because at that moment of perfection, it'd be all that matters.
(Or we could just go for chicken nuggets at Mcdonalds.)