Hmmm...I'm a pretty easy going person....drama free, sarcastic, semi-traditional. I say traditional because I'm not one of those damn banana white pussy chasers that say they only date so and so, and that they're not the 'stereotypical asian'. Man those chinks are hi-larious.

I'm not really 3' 10", I'm 180cm. I started working as a busboy at the age of 12, so I know how to appreciate a dollar. I like kids probably because of my little brother and sister, makes me think back when everything was so innocent and playful. I'm open minded and goes with the flow. I can be a couch potato or a gym rat. I'm drug/smoke/alcohol free.. Doesn't bother me that my friends do whatever though, except for smoking. I try to get the smokers to quit :\ Smoking is a huge turn off for me. not a grammar nazi-.,~as~if@@? I guess I'm a happy-ass with a dark sense of humor too. No, I'm not on roids. Career focused. I have a pretty commanding voice, when I scream...so I've been told. Not artistic..probably because I can only draw stick figures at best. >_< d(@_@') <~see. Not very religious either, but more so spiritual/karma....yeah...don't try to convert me.

Yes, my stalker settings are on. No, not here to look for anything, so no worries about me messaging people trying to get my nerdy on. Don't mind me if I appear on your stalkers list, just whoring through. *waves*

This was first a test taking site only but whatever, here's a little insight if I was looking, guess my heart just isn't all there anymore....or should I say I'm Happy by myself? Reclusive(moi was bored)

Co-independent. A best friend. A woman who knows what she wants. Little girls need not apply. Got the partying thing out of their system. I'm not gonna lie, there has to be some kind of physical attraction at first to get things going, but you have to be conversational to keep things going...for me at least. Light/no clown make-up, please...aka no face cracks when smiling. Can't be looking pretty all the time,natural is fine with me. I already know you're not dressing up for me, those other woman don't have anything on you, you're already the brightest star in the room ok?

Don't try to test my love in relationships, it'll just backfire. Don't care if it's a year or 10 years, I won't hesitate to throw that shit down the drain if you do me wrong and I expect you to do the same. Don't put up with that high school drama crap. Don't do things that you don't want me to be doing. Yes, I've dated outside my race. If I'm attracted, hey...I'm attracted. Also, must be content with themselves. How can you love another person without first being happy w/ yourself? If being in a relationship is the only time and place one can be happy, then life is destined to be an unhappy affair. Have some self-fucking-esteem damn it! Please, no suicidal tendencies.....say you'll kill yourself to me and I'll hand you the knife and turn on some Linkin Park music for you. I can melt a heart as fast as I can leave it out in the freezing cold.

oooooo..Most of my 75%+ matches(200+ questions) seem pretty artsy-fartsy haha

Working on it so I can make it easier for the people around me to enjoy life. I think they deserve better. They're working too hard to be living the life they're living.

Massages...seriously. Even my guy friends ask for them from me, because it just looks oh so pleasing. Plus it leaves them all smiling afterwards -no homo....sounds pretty gay, though I'm sure about my sexuality to say it. Word gets around, even to mom and dads. Then the dad asks "So you gave my daughter a massage like this eh?" "Wow, you stay away from his mom and sister" x_x

Cutting my losses.

Being master of the oblivious. "What's this phone number for?"

is that I notice them noticing me. I'm able to see with my built in widescreen vision that they're checking out my ass. Yeah that's right, pretend you're cleaning your shoe/heels.

nothing really. I try not to attract attention. I keep to myself.

Don't really have a favorite for anything. Regarding this stuff, I keep my standards low so I'm easily pleased.

Books? I honestly don't read much. How to get laid for dummies. CNN. I like Freakonomics and business/charting related books. Maybe reading some fundamentals, but mostly obeserving technicals. Day trading books. Oh and now Superfreakonomics!

Movies - Anything goes. I'm Asian.....I've seen a lot of messed up films. Crunchyroll.com (most have subtitles, does that count as reading?) to get your fix. *Damn it. CR is dead. Aznv.tv! Dystopian type of movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, LotR, bits and parts of the Star Wars movies?, Harry Potter, Zombie movies!, Saw, Adam Sandler movies, whatever. Dave Chappelle's "Block Party" was a scam! That was probably the only 'movie' I ever expected anything from.

Food - Some people eat to live, but I live to eat. Anything! Sushi (eaten so much at a buffet once that the waiter didn't want to come over to serve a friend and I), Mexican, Italian, Mediterranean, whatever, no Indian though (._.'). Not too much red meat. Sometimes I'll go a week or so without eating meat, depends I guess.

Music - No country/underground rap stuff. Stuff I can dance to. Happy Hardcore Eh, guess you can say I don't listen to much.

Family! = Father And Mother I Love You*. Computer. Bench. Foreman Grill. Food...meal...a nice home cooked meal, you know what they say "The way to the man's heart is through his stomach". Water. I drink a lot of water.... boiled, then filtered. Plus the 3-4 cases of bottled water. I can do without friends and love, but not my sweet thirst quenching water. ahhhhh I drink enough to notice differences.

*points if you know where that's from. >:)

What's my next target? What do I want to do now? Time to eat yet? How my little siblings will grow up. They're 10 and 13. They say the cutest things.
I can see it now.....the overprotective brother that beats up all my little sister's boyfriends. They grow up on you so fast :'(

Tomorrow.

relaxing, a circle jerk with the crew....masturbating furiously to myself in the mirror while lifting weights...isn't that why we all work out? Right?...Right?!! That's right! I do it for me!

Clearing my mind of the week, at work sometimes, whatever. It's flexible. I like my options. Not much of a club-goer/bar-hopper.

I passed my hepatitis test with one A, two B's, and a C. Woohoo!

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:sniffles:

A 100lb asian girl drinks more than me. I get second hand drunk. Crack open a bottle and the fumes will get me.

you're not easily offended. your idea of a relationship is based on how silly and goofy you can be with one another. the sillier you are, the happier we are. enjoys the simplest things of life that means if you're looking for a "smart, educated, funny man" then I already know the first thing that popped into your head of what you want. Not going to find that here. Sorry.

or if you have food.

or just don't and thanks for taking your time to read!