You should read this cause its entertaining. Possibly even interesting.
If you're reading this, you are literate (congrats!;), and there several scenarios that you may find yourself in:
Nothing better was on cable and stalking random profiles is a fetish of yours. /;)
You're desperate and/or horny. Though, to read your profile, neither of those apply specifically to YOU, just everyone else on here... (cough) 9.9
You got sucked in by the quizzes like I did back in 2005 and are now stuck in this interesting journey into self discovery and unintentional tribute to anthropology. Yay! ^_^
The aliens that abducted you have Internet and you're currently between probings. O_o
So... I haven't put pics on here of 'em yet, but I have tattoos of: Transformers symbols, Invader Zim & Gir, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, The Doughboys, Nail Bunny, Lenoire, Ragamuffin and Spooky. If you don't know who ANY of those are, there's a pretty decent possibility we will NOT get along. O_0
If you DO know any of those, you could ice break start a convo with me in HOW you know them and why you love them. /:)
The ONLY reason that this profile is filled out and all those questions answered is cause I've had it since 2005. Sadly, I have a life outside of OKC and I'm not here for the dating aspect. That being said, and if you read down further for details, I am available for friends with benefits should there be mutual physical attraction and mental compatability. ^_^
If you do happen read through most of these TLDR profile paragraphs, you WILL giggle. At least once. Or your money back. Unless you're a total pill with no sense of humor... Then this profile, and it's subsequent statements, aren't for you and I'm not paying you anything, you humorless pricks. O_<.
On to other things.
Just so you know, despite me viewing your profile multiple times and/or possibly saving you to my favorites AND unless I already know you, I probably will NOT contact you first. Ya know why? Cause chances are you've already been messaged 50 million times by dudes with "You sexy", "Hey baby" or "Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?!" (My personal favorite because none of your profile pics actually show your lower half) and you're justifiably jaded and cynical.
Those lines, among others unmentioned, are just boring, annoying and sometimes downright rude! I applaud you for even looking at men ever again. Let alone, maintaining an OKC profile. /:P
But how can I (other than being cute, awesome, funny, great in bed, a snazzy dresser AND humble) compete with that?! Besides the fact that I don't have an abs pic and that I'm typing articulately, if not eloquently, what separates me from every other douche or psycho with lines like that on here? How would YOU know if I'm like them or not?! *gasp!* You don't. So I don't message you. Easy, no? ^_^
I'll just admire from afar or answer the various questions that you answered that I thought were interesting. And you can go about your time on OkCupid unmolested by me.
However, should you want to be molested by me, and you're my type, by all means, message me. If you're just interested in me brains, that's ok too. Either way, I'll respond as soon as I am able.
FYI, and why I'm not desperate like everybody but you *wink*, you can check out my hot girlfriend Faecreature21 on here. NO, we are NOT going to ask you to be our third or seventh or whatever. So quit worrying about that I appeared in your recently visited section multiple times that I'm gonna be all like "You wants ta hook up wit me n my girly? We'll treat ya real nice like... Heh wink heh." Not that you aren't worth the effort... But I have better things to do with my time than cyber stalk you begging for sex. I say to thee, NAY! /;)
Hope all is well and have a wonderful day! /:D
I am quirky, charming, and determined