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37 M Tampa, FL

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Last Online
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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it matters a lot
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
BLAM!! I only said that to mess with your recent activity feed. ^_^
You should read this cause its entertaining. Possibly even interesting.
If you're reading this, you are literate (congrats!;), and there several scenarios that you may find yourself in:
Nothing better was on cable and stalking random profiles is a fetish of yours. /;)
You're desperate and/or horny. Though, to read your profile, neither of those apply specifically to YOU, just everyone else on here... (cough) 9.9
You got sucked in by the quizzes like I did back in 2005 and are now stuck in this interesting journey into self discovery and unintentional tribute to anthropology. Yay! ^_^
The aliens that abducted you have Internet and you're currently between probings. O_o

So... I haven't put pics on here of 'em yet, but I have tattoos of: Transformers symbols, Invader Zim & Gir, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, The Doughboys, Nail Bunny, Lenoire, Ragamuffin and Spooky. If you don't know who ANY of those are, there's a pretty decent possibility we will NOT get along. O_0
If you DO know any of those, you could ice break start a convo with me in HOW you know them and why you love them. /:)
The ONLY reason that this profile is filled out and all those questions answered is cause I've had it since 2005. Sadly, I have a life outside of OKC and I'm not here for the dating aspect. That being said, and if you read down further for details, I am available for friends with benefits should there be mutual physical attraction and mental compatability. ^_^

If you do happen read through most of these TLDR profile paragraphs, you WILL giggle. At least once. Or your money back. Unless you're a total pill with no sense of humor... Then this profile, and it's subsequent statements, aren't for you and I'm not paying you anything, you humorless pricks. O_<.
On to other things.

Just so you know, despite me viewing your profile multiple times and/or possibly saving you to my favorites AND unless I already know you, I probably will NOT contact you first. Ya know why? Cause chances are you've already been messaged 50 million times by dudes with "You sexy", "Hey baby" or "Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?!" (My personal favorite because none of your profile pics actually show your lower half) and you're justifiably jaded and cynical.

Those lines, among others unmentioned, are just boring, annoying and sometimes downright rude! I applaud you for even looking at men ever again. Let alone, maintaining an OKC profile. /:P

But how can I (other than being cute, awesome, funny, great in bed, a snazzy dresser AND humble) compete with that?! Besides the fact that I don't have an abs pic and that I'm typing articulately, if not eloquently, what separates me from every other douche or psycho with lines like that on here? How would YOU know if I'm like them or not?! *gasp!* You don't. So I don't message you. Easy, no? ^_^

I'll just admire from afar or answer the various questions that you answered that I thought were interesting. And you can go about your time on OkCupid unmolested by me.
However, should you want to be molested by me, and you're my type, by all means, message me. If you're just interested in me brains, that's ok too. Either way, I'll respond as soon as I am able.

FYI, and why I'm not desperate like everybody but you *wink*, you can check out my hot girlfriend Faecreature21 on here. NO, we are NOT going to ask you to be our third or seventh or whatever. So quit worrying about that I appeared in your recently visited section multiple times that I'm gonna be all like "You wants ta hook up wit me n my girly? We'll treat ya real nice like... Heh wink heh." Not that you aren't worth the effort... But I have better things to do with my time than cyber stalk you begging for sex. I say to thee, NAY! /;)

Hope all is well and have a wonderful day! /:D

I am quirky, charming, and determined
What I’m doing with my life
UPDATE: I've somewhat recently discovered the secrets and meaning behind life, the universe and everything and am currently writing an essay on the subject. So I guess you could call me enlightened. Does this mean I have the answers to everything? Hardly. But I do have a way of seeing things I don't have answers for from a perspective of an individual that sees all life for what it is: Perfect and beautiful. /:)
I'm also trying to figure out a way to express it in an elegant and eloquent way. Like Einstein was able to sum up relativistic physics with E=mc2, I believe I will find a way to similarly sum up existence. It's a work in progress. ^_~

I am in a VERY loving AND open relationship. We are physically poly-amorous with other people but we're emotionally monogamous and very secure with ourselves. We like to "play" with others. But we will also only play with people we are comfortable with. We're also secure enough to play with others together or separately. We're kinda kinky and get off on telling each other about/acting out our "extracurricular activities". /;)
We each have our types but we're also open minded. I like petite or slim girls with nice legs. Small breasts are a plus but I'm sucker for slim either way. (Bigger girls can be pretty too, and I've occasionally had relations with em, but before you think I'm shallow, would you get upset if a gay guy rejected you for being a woman? I'd hope not. Cause your not what they prefer. Same principle here. I'm just plain sexually attracted to petite or thin girls... Born that way.) We both like goth or alternative style people as they tend to also be more open minded and laid back. We both like brown eyes despite us each having blue. She's bi-curious (but scared of vagina) and has a thing for curvy girls. She likes tall guys in eye-liner as well. If you fit any of this, let us know. /;D
I’m really good at
Fixing things and people. Solving problems with a limited amount of information. And picking apart your mannerisms for the ability to adorably annoy you using your quirks or phobias against you... I've actually made this an art form. ^_~
The first things people usually notice about me
Long hair, tattoos, and that I smile a lot. Usually at the most inappropriate times. /:D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pantera, White Zombie, Devildriver, Type O' Negative, Slipknot, Fear Factory, Acid Bath, Agents of Oblivion, Deadboy and the Elephantmen, Static X, Rob Zombie, Skinny Puppy, Wolfsheim, VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berserk, DJ Satomi, NIN, Slayer, Sepultera, Coal Chamber, Korn, Black Sabbath, Paul Okenfold, Hanzel Und Gretyl, VAST, Bon Jovi, Iron Maiden, CCR, Steppen Wolf, Animals... I'll add more later.
Transformers, Army of Darkness, Not Another Teen Movie, Shawn of the Dead, ALL of the Matrix movies, ... More to be added upon recollection...
Addams Family, (SO Goth before Goth was Goth!) Heroes, Metalacolypse, Venture Brothers, Invader Zim, Lexx, Family Guy, Simpsons, Sealab 2021, Pucca, Transformers, Beast Wars and Beast Machines... More TBA.
Anything by Terry Goodkind, Jhonen Vasquez, Roman Dirge, Steven Hawking! Also, Robert M. Persig, J.K. Rowling, Voltaire (The Goth dude... Not the dead from Syphilis dude) and many others.
Optimus Prime... Uh... Hm. That's about it. Didn't have alot of human heroes growing up as the examples I had were flawed to the point of disinterest in being a human at all. I still strive to be a giant transforming robot... But until they perfect that "human brain in a robot body" thing, I'll strive to be a decent musician. :)
The six things I could never do without
Music is my life.
Yo-yo's are just fun.

Diatonic Scales.
Intercourse... Ya know... With girls.
Cars are good for stuff.
Kung Fu movies are cool too.

(Can you see the secret funny answer? If so, message me with a smiley face so I know you giggled. ^_^)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Existentialism. Particle and Astro physics. How theology shouldn't be a guiding force in most human beings but is... Astronomy... Astrology... The space-time continuum in general... Music. LOTS of music stuff in me brain... Wanting to be independently wealthy... Sex... And food. In that order. ^_^
On a typical Friday night I am
Practicing with the band (Currently Team Cybergeist) or at the Castle dancing like a goth kid in that South Park episode. I LOVES ME THE CASTLE!!! I mean seriously, if there's a heaven, that place is mine. The peeps are open minded, free spirited and easy going. And you can't tell me goth ain't sexy... Cause it IS! Of course... That could be my life long crush on Morticia Addams talking... O_O
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
By the time you read this, it will already be too late...
Cause it's like 1am right now and that's way too late to be messing with OKC on a school night. Do your parents know you're here? O_o
That "most private" thing is questions you're going to have to ask me directly. Why? It's just more fun that way. Plus, why spoil the mystery right off the bat by posting all my sundry bits here? And I have quite a few good stories too, as I live an out of the ordinary lifestyle. So feel free to ask me anything. ^_~
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You should probably NOT message me if the term "princess" is anywhere in your description or name. Most (not all) girls that have a Princess attitude feel as though they're entitled to royal treatment by the simple fact that they're a female and daddy said so. When, sadly, they do nothing that would warrant that treatment. I am all for courtesy and respect an will treat anyone with both until they demonstrate they're not worth it. Takes a lot for me to get there though. I think it's that word "Entitlement" that gets me... It turns either sex into total pricks because you assume you should be treated better than others. You earn special treatment by honorable intent and action. And you have to earn it with every new person or group you meet. Plain and simple in philosophy, not so easy in reality. But if you have a good attitude, things will work out. /:)
Also, I may check your profile multiple times if I've put you in my favorites. Why? Cause I either think you're cute or because I liked your profile questions and want to answer more of them in the future.
I will also probably NOT message anyone first. I don't like to intrude on anyone's day. I'm just here to be a voyeur. Besides, if I find you attractive, there's a good chance hordes of other dudes already do too. And they've probably messaged you enough creepy stuff to the point where you don't even want to look at guys anymore. Not my style.
Want to know more about me? Ask. ^_^