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Spyte-

26 Brookline, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a tall, blond haired, blue eyed woman of African descent.

So really, trying to describe oneself is looking at a picture that a hundred people drew and trying to define it. And they are all six years old and used those super thick crayons that look silly to use unless you are a child holding it with a fist.

I am laid back and sometimes I am energetic, but generally impassioned. I am a master of parsing secondhand information. I like to think of myself as open-minded but not so much so that my brain falls out. I pay attention detail and get lost in moments. I like getting lost. I have a horrible sense of how long ago things happen. I am great at networking, and I like helping people who need it. I am old enough to know that I don't know everything but also old enough to know a few things really well.

I am both a ninja and a pirate, and I will fight you to the death to defend this. I like art, books, video games, martial arts, science, animals that aren't seagulls, dragons, writing, talking to people, and occasionally talking to inanimate objects. I have an uncouth addiction to Chai, and a childlike fascination with pyrotechnics. I like popping bubble wrap, eating cookie dough, and going on adventures. I have insomnia and will probably leave you a message at an unreasonable hour.

I plan on living in a castle someday.

This is my real biography:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HjATD1imGc&list=UUVpankR4HtoAVtYnFDUieYA
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am one of those gross people who goes and touches other gross people to get money for making them feel less gross. I'm a massage therapist, what were you thinking? I practice Martial Arts, cater to an overwhelming social life, have awesome adventures running around, occasionally draw and write, play nerd games, causing trouble, and shoot rainbows out of my nose. Yes, go check.

I am also starting to learn guitar and acquiring a powerful wanderlust. I think I'm becoming a vagrant.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told I'm good at making up stories, which I do with some frequency. A good story is the kind of thing I live for. I make characters simply because characters are alive in my head. I make up worlds because they need somewhere to live. I don't know if I give them life or they give me themselves, but either way they happen a lot. If I draw like that too, it's a good day.

I have been told I am an empathetic individual and that I see the world in interesting and sometimes unusual ways. I find a genuine interest in the lives of those around me, as well as how they see things and feel about the world. I peddle in thoughts.

I can kick really high. I can throw anything accurately as long as it lands on a couch or a bed. I am good at making really stupid ideas pan out in my favor.

I have been told I make a good bumblebee, but I've never been told why.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hey, you look like that one famous guy! Yeah, you know, that one! Can I touch your hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I dabble in many flavors of face-to-brain input. I like lots of things, and I like finding stuff I don't know even just to get a sense of things. My favorites change with my moods.

This is the least interesting part of anything, and I like too many things to list them out without being mind-numbingly tedious.

I like fantasy and sci-fi bewks, wich some graphic novels and comics because I'm a nerd. I don't watch any shows really, but I do like some. I like more music than I have the time to listen to, and I eat food.

If that has not sated your curiosity then ask me and I'll spew information at you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Good friends
2) Moving music
3) Moving stories
4) Exploration
5) Number 6 always lies
6) Number 5 always tells the truth
real 5) Challenges
real 6) And probably most of my organs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The machinations of the universe and also sometimes how much I really want waffles.

So you know how people will read things in their head with the voice of the person who in related images? Since you don't know my voice what do I sound like in your head?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday night. Yes, you have been lied to for the duration of your stay on this site. I am terribly sorry. I hope that you haven't suffered any long-term psychological effects from this heinous deceit.

As a consolation, please allow this calming image to soothe and inspire you:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/961d9aae35500fb941e06d85811c45f5/tumblr_mg0gdqZumA1qdlz9io1_250.gif
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once killed my sensei in a duel.

I have an obsession with tiny utensils and I collect them whenever possible.

My hair smells like coconut and coconut makes me sick when I eat it.

I have little to no faith in this site.
You should message me if
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You can accurately tell me how many n-dimensional vectors it takes to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop.

You have pretty eyes. I have such a thing for eyes.
You ooze personality.

You have sass, class, spunk, and vigor, vitriol and vitality, you break causality, you're a spacial anomaly, you have mental topography, you transcend your morphology.

You are tenacious, sagacious, have style and fun. You're always facetious, or just want my rum.
I do share.

As a side note, if you actually say "transcend your morphology" in a real conversation, you're probably a weirdo. You should go get yourself checked out by some weirdo-expert.