So really, trying to describe oneself is looking at a picture that a hundred people drew and trying to define it. And they are all six years old and used those super thick crayons that look silly to use unless you are a child holding it with a fist.
I am laid back and sometimes I am energetic, but generally impassioned. I am a master of parsing secondhand information. I like to think of myself as open-minded but not so much so that my brain falls out. I pay attention detail and get lost in moments. I like getting lost. I have a horrible sense of how long ago things happen. I am great at networking, and I like helping people who need it. I am old enough to know that I don't know everything but also old enough to know a few things really well.
I am both a ninja and a pirate, and I will fight you to the death to defend this. I like art, books, video games, martial arts, science, animals that aren't seagulls, dragons, writing, talking to people, and occasionally talking to inanimate objects. I have an uncouth addiction to Chai, and a childlike fascination with pyrotechnics. I like popping bubble wrap, eating cookie dough, and going on adventures. I have insomnia and will probably leave you a message at an unreasonable hour.
I plan on living in a castle someday.
This is my real biography: