Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a professional trashcan drifter and lawnmower burnout
My Names Jack. I'm 21. I go to in college in Maryland. I live just
I just got out of a 4.5 year relationship, so bear with me.
I am always cracking jokes and one of my daily goals is to make
people happy. Whenever I see someone down or upset, I crack jokes
to cheer them up, and when that doesn't work, I always console them
and try to help. I'm the kind of guy who loves everyone who is nice
to me and respects me. I honestly go out of my way to make people
happy. However, if you're mean to me, we'll have a problem, but
with that said people are almost never mean to me because I'm so
nice to everyone.
I guess I should also mention I'm a moderator on here. How? I've
been on here for so long they gave me a consolation prize.
I would also like to mention how invasive and inaccurate the
questions on this site are. The personality quiz is a joke, so
please don't take it seriously. Get to know the person and find out
Oh who am I kidding no one is reading this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sleeping too damn much and playing too many video games.
I am a junior in college and I recently switched from an accounting
major to a business management major. After that, I dont know. Ill
take it step by step. I'm also looking for someone to have a
also making fun of SJW's
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being vague, employing juxtapositions, flagging down taxis and
smelling really good. And sailing, swimming, fishing and kayaking.
Name a water sport, and I've probably done it.
Oh and Paintball, I'm hardcore at that shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor. My uncanny ability to hug everyone I see.
Occasionally I get "You look like Taylor Lautner or Matt
Now I'm getting Kris Humphries.
I guess that's a good thing?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite books are Fight Club and the Percy Jackson
I love Lord of the Rings, both book and movies. Other movies I like
are the Dark Knight/Batman series, Serenity, Waynes World, Jason
Bourne series, Master and Commander, Tron, Midnight in Paris, Hot
My favorite show is Firefly. I used to like Walking Dead before it
turned into utter shit.
My favorite band is Pendulum, and I like electronic music like drum
n bass. I also listen to Daft Punk, Netsky, Dave Matthews, Flogging
Molly, Audioslave, The Black Keys, Ben Folds.
Food? Anything delicious
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
School, music, college, life, relationships, friends. Just a bunch
of random stuff.
How I'm going to get tickets to see Netsky or Gary Clark Jr.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either sleeping, playing video games or hanging out with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have never played baseball.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
live in PA/MD/NJ
not an idiot
especially not an SJW
can tell me what Путін хуйло means.
or you make terrible choices, I make those too.
also what really infuriates me to no end is when people don't
message back. I understand if you aren't interested but ffs just
tell me you aren't so I can move on with my life.
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