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22 Emmitsburg, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:32pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Catholicism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a professional trashcan drifter and lawnmower burnout master.

My Names Jack. I'm 22. I go to in college in Maryland. I live just outside Philadelphia.

I am always cracking jokes and one of my daily goals is to make people happy. Whenever I see someone down or upset, I crack jokes to cheer them up, and when that doesn't work, I always console them and try to help. I'm the kind of guy who loves everyone who is nice to me and respects me. I honestly go out of my way to make people happy. However, if you're mean to me, we'll have a problem, but with that said people are almost never mean to me because I'm so nice to everyone.

I guess I should also mention I'm a moderator on here. How? I've been on here for so long they gave me a consolation prize.

I would also like to mention how invasive and inaccurate the questions on this site are. The personality quiz is a joke, so please don't take it seriously. Get to know the person and find out for yourself.
Oh who am I kidding no one is reading this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sleeping too damn much and playing too many video games.

also making fun of SJW's
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being vague, employing juxtapositions, flagging down taxis and smelling really good. And sailing, swimming, fishing and kayaking. Name a water sport, and I've probably done it.
Oh and Paintball, I'm hardcore at that shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor. My uncanny ability to hug everyone I see.
Occasionally I get "You look like Taylor Lautner or Matt Damon."
Now I'm getting Kris Humphries.

I guess that's a good thing?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Let's see.
My favorite books are Fight Club and the Percy Jackson series.
I love Lord of the Rings, both book and movies. Other movies I like are the Dark Knight/Batman series, Serenity, Waynes World, Jason Bourne series, Master and Commander, Tron, Midnight in Paris, Hot Fuzz, Clue.
My favorite show is Firefly. I used to like Walking Dead before it turned into utter shit.
My favorite band is Pendulum, and I like electronic music like drum n bass. I also listen to Daft Punk, Netsky, Dave Matthews, Flogging Molly, Audioslave, The Black Keys, Ben Folds.
Food? Anything delicious
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
School, music, college, life, relationships, friends. Just a bunch of random stuff.

How I'm going to get tickets to see Netsky or Gary Clark Jr.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either sleeping, playing video games or hanging out with friends and roommates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never played baseball.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're bored
live in PA/MD/NJ
not an idiot
especially not an SJW
can tell me what Путін хуйло means.

or you make terrible choices, I make those too.

also what really infuriates me to no end is when people don't message back. I understand if you aren't interested but ffs just tell me you aren't so I can move on with my life.