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My self-summary
I am a professional trashcan drifter and lawnmower burnout master.

My Names Jack. I'm 22. I go to in college in Maryland. I live just outside Philadelphia.

I guess I should also mention I'm a moderator on here. How? I've been on here for so long they gave me a consolation prize.

I would also like to mention how invasive and inaccurate the questions on this site are. The personality quiz is a joke, so please don't take it seriously. Get to know the person and find out for yourself.
Oh who am I kidding no one is reading this.
What I’m doing with my life
Sleeping too damn much and playing too many video games.
>graduating with a job in financial advising

also making fun of SJW's
I’m really good at
Being vague, employing juxtapositions, flagging down taxis and smelling really good. And sailing, swimming, fishing and kayaking. Name a water sport, and I've probably done it.
Oh and Paintball, I'm hardcore at that shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor. My uncanny ability to hug everyone I see.
Occasionally I get "You look like Taylor Lautner or Matt Damon."
Now I'm getting Kris Humphries.

I guess that's a good thing?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's see.
My favorite books are Fight Club and the Percy Jackson series.
I love Lord of the Rings, both book and movies. Other movies I like are the Dark Knight/Batman series, Serenity, Waynes World, Jason Bourne series, Master and Commander, Tron, Midnight in Paris, Hot Fuzz, Clue.
My favorite show is Firefly. I used to like Walking Dead before it turned into utter shit.
My favorite band is Pendulum, and I like electronic music like drum n bass. I also listen to Daft Punk, Netsky, Dave Matthews, Flogging Molly, Audioslave, The Black Keys, Ben Folds.
Food? Anything delicious
The six things I could never do without
My mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
School, music, college, life, relationships, friends. Just a bunch of random stuff.

How I'm going to get tickets to see Netsky or Gary Clark Jr.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either sleeping, playing video games or hanging out with friends and roommates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never played baseball.
You should message me if
You're bored
live in PA/MD/NJ
not an idiot
especially not an SJW
can tell me what Путін хуйло means.

or you make terrible choices, I make those too.

also what really infuriates me to no end is when people don't message back. I understand if you aren't interested but ffs just tell me you aren't so I can move on with my life.