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Squeegeeinabox

24 Kansas City, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
After inventing the clicking gasoline cap, I have become independently wealthy and spend my retirement coaching animal-sport teams (baboon polo is in season)
I am wildly popular with women wherever I go, but unfortunately, the time it takes to land a zeppelin means my trips to the surface are breif, and mainly for work.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm have a job with a small tech startup, which give me a unique position within the company. I actually like my job. Weird right?

Gettin swole. Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday I'll be at Gold's in Westport. I've only missed 3 days since I got my membership. 2 were work emergencies and the third was when I got the motorcycle in my picture

I'm growing an orchid I kidnapped from my mom

I'll be installing new suspension parts and other things to get my car ready for the '13 drift season.

I'm starting to dabble into electronics and microcontrollers, which should make the other parts in this section cooler (automated greenhouse, programmable shift light and accelerometer fun)

Kind of becoming religious... I really relate to Taoism, but I can't practice it since it's so anti-dogmatic. Still figuring this out
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I take my Miata to the track for KCDA's drift events, and I'm an ex-professional (delivery) driver, just like Takumi. Let's go for a drive sometime, you'll understand.

Know what hobby is really underrated?
Cooking.
How is building a feast not considered manly?
Ladies, ask me about my Nutella topped, Oreo crusted, Twix filled cheesecake cupcakes.

I'm better than the average bear at the guitar, but having seen how good I /could/ be, I'd class myself intermediate. I have put together a medley or two if you'd like to hear some music. My new goal is to learn scales and modes so I can just pick up a guitar and create music like Satriani, Santana, Hendrix, etc.

(dis)assembly, understanding what makes gadgets work, fixing problems, etc. I bought a non running motorcycle on craigslist, rebuilt the engine and got my class M license
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have varied musical taste.
Walter Wanderley
Megadeth
Bob Marley
Super Smash Bros Soundtrack
Mozart
Beethoven
Scott Joplin
Zydeco
The Beatles
Daft Punk
Eurobeat
Ensiferum
Dimmu borgir
Chet Atkins
Del the funky homosapien
Snoop dogg
Easy E
Mastodon
Buckethead
Tiesto

I could go on, but you get the idea

Although it's been a while since I've seen them, I watched:
Firefly
Doctor who (docs 9&10)
Burn Notice
Better off Ted
Cosmos

I'm a beer snob, and I'm a big fan of Belgian ales.
I once had a 6 pack sampler of rare beers from Belgium, and they were tastier, had cooler names e.g. dragon and pirat ale, and some were over 10% alcohol. Wistfully, I haven't found the same 6 pack again.
I also have a bottlecap collection.
I also made my own drink called the fauxjito, 1 drop mint extract, with ginger ale and rum.

When I'm gaining weight, my meat of choice is the chicken thigh. They say practice makes perfect, and I've cooked enough to get it right.
I can also do stir fry, crepes, eggs in toast, and puppy chow
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'd be lost without my phone
I would die of withdrawal without some kind of vehicle
I'd starve without a gallon of milk in the fridge
I'd feel bottled up without my guitar (or uke)
Sleep. (it's one of my big 3 favorites)
and you ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Due to a schedule change at work, Friday night is the only time I can go out drinking (what kind of person drinks Tuesday night?). I've been bar hopping in Westport, since I live within walking distance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some mornings, I yodel in the shower